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RE: RANDOM CRIME - Clang McFly - 11-05-2019
(11-05-2019, 02:44 PM)BigMark Wrote: He's a forty year old virgin for christsakes.Not by choice. I've been bullied most of my life by my schoolmates, oldest brother, youngest brother. It's left me the weird, quiet, socially awkward, indecisive, too nice, people pleasing, hot mess I am today. What girl in her right mind would want to date much less have sex with me?
RE: RANDOM CRIME - MirahM - 11-05-2019
(11-05-2019, 02:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: That's extreme hyperbole.
Is it though?
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Rootilda - 11-05-2019
Why does Mark care if anyone is a virgin. Fucking creeper, focus on your own issues.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - sally - 11-05-2019
"Clang's first fuck, the erotic story of a 44 year old virgin crossdresser who gets his first pounding while wearing a tight blue dress with his flabby ass slightly peeking out." I can read Marks mind, that's what that fat asshole is thinking.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Clang McFly - 11-06-2019
(11-05-2019, 10:04 PM)sally Wrote: "Clang's first fuck, the erotic story of a 44 year old virgin crossdresser who gets his first pounding while wearing a tight blue dress with his flabby ass slightly peeking out." I can read Marks mind, that's what that fat asshole is thinking.46 year old virgin. And the story gets just a bit sadder. I'm aiming for my first fuck at 50.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Duchess - 11-06-2019
You're a late bloomer, Clangy. I hope you find the girl of your dreams.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Clang McFly - 11-06-2019
(11-06-2019, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: You're a late bloomer, Clangy. I hope you find the girl of your dreams.I'm a late late late bloomer. Late bloomers usually have sex in their 30's. I didn't learn to drive a car until I was 30. I still don't know how to ride a bicycle. And the closest I've come to visiting another country is Canada. I haven't even visited a state that isn't on the East Coast.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Maggot - 11-07-2019
I would blame Obama for all that Clang, he did that to you.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Clang McFly - 11-07-2019
(11-07-2019, 12:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would blame Obama for all that Clang, he did that to you.Obama is the greatest President ever. I blame Nixon. He was President the year I was born(1973).
RE: RANDOM CRIME - BigMark - 11-08-2019
I blame nuclear testing.
RE: RANDOM CRIME - MirahM - 11-08-2019
I think this video is fitting
since the thread isn't on topic anymore anyway!
RE: RANDOM CRIME - Clang McFly - 11-08-2019
(11-08-2019, 01:23 AM)BigMark Wrote: I blame nuclear testing.Well my grandparents did live in the town of Los Alamos Nuclear Testing Site. The housing was shitty and their neighbors were all dummies.