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RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020
(06-01-2020, 06:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: How old is this girl?
She'll be 30 this year. Hubs and I just had a major fucking fight about her. She's been driving around on an expired license for 9 months now. We don't let her drive our vehicles, but this past week has marked the second time that she's been pulled over while driving a friends car and the car was towed and impounded. Hubs wants me to 'help ' her get her license renewed. I said 'ok, if she makes the appointment, I'll take her to the DMV' He said 'no, you have to make the appointment for her '.
And that's when the fight started, I am not making her appointment for her, she's fucking 30, and it's about time that she owns her shit. Ima be sleeping on the couch tonight.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Maggot - 06-01-2020
Sometimes I sleep on the couch because I fall asleep with the television on to some boring old movie. I wake up to piss and go to bed.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-01-2020
(06-01-2020, 07:33 PM)cannongal Wrote: She'll be 30 this year.
Is...is she touched in the head?
RE: I lost my virginity to - sally - 06-01-2020
I've been sleeping on the couch or in another room for the past year. My crazy aunt once told me to never leave your bed. Well I left it and the marriage is pretty much done.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Clang McFly - 06-01-2020
(06-01-2020, 07:33 PM)cannongal Wrote:Well good luck with her, it took me another 10-12 years before I got my shit together. Well mostly....I was still freaking out about parking tickets and living on my own just last year.(06-01-2020, 06:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: How old is this girl?
She'll be 30 this year. Hubs and I just had a major fucking fight about her. She's been driving around on an expired license for 9 months now. We don't let her drive our vehicles, but this past week has marked the second time that she's been pulled over while driving a friends car and the car was towed and impounded. Hubs wants me to 'help ' her get her license renewed. I said 'ok, if she makes the appointment, I'll take her to the DMV' He said 'no, you have to make the appointment for her '.
And that's when the fight started, I am not making her appointment for her, she's fucking 30, and it's about time that she owns her shit. Ima be sleeping on the couch tonight.
RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-03-2020
(06-01-2020, 07:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-01-2020, 07:33 PM)cannongal Wrote: She'll be 30 this year.
Not touched, more like sledgehammered.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-03-2020
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that she wasn't raised in your home.
RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-03-2020
Ya, no, not really, she was 15 when I first met her, and raised by a drunken Jehovah witness. Before I met her, she shuffled herself between her fathers house here, and whatever state her mother was living in. She's a manipulative little bitch, who won't lift a finger to help herself, and my hubs last child born. It's a case of 'that's my baby ' syndrome with the hubs.
My baby, however, is 20 and has a full time job with bene's, a checking account, 2 savings accounts, a credit card, a CD that he's reinvested twice now, and a retirement account. The only point of concern I have about him is getting him to drive. If he wants me to bring him anywhere, I force him to drive, but he always tries to find a ride before asking me. Meh....
RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 06-07-2020
(06-01-2020, 03:26 PM)cannongal Wrote:(05-31-2020, 01:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think Cannongal likes me, I don't know why.
I don't like or dislike anyone. I just reminisced about you crashing my munchausen thread.
In my defense I am completely out of it when I come in here. I got kicked out of the Crime Forum one night by the Sphinter Cop for gatecrashing the forum and trying to start WWIII.
Apologies. I'm not a fan of that syndrome. My daughter tried to make the watch the Gypsie Rose movie, I have to pass on that one. I had seen the documentary, the whole thing was retarted.
RE: I lost my virginity to - BigMark - 06-07-2020
You put the tart in retarted.
RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 06-07-2020
I'm not a tart, I'm a prude. I'm too shy to be a tart.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-07-2020
RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 06-09-2020
I know right, it's pathetic, I prefer not to get involved, I get too fucked up and then my mind is not my own, then I'm a mess and the worst part I get let down and hurt.
RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 07-11-2020
(06-07-2020, 10:26 AM)BigMark Wrote: You put the tart in retarted.
Big M, you bring out the retard in me.
RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 07-11-2020
RE: I lost my virginity to - MirahM - 07-11-2020
(06-07-2020, 11:23 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm not a tart, I'm a prude. I'm too shy to be a tart.
I on the other hand am too curious for my own good. I met candidate #7 last night! Woo Hoo!
RE: I lost my virginity to - Clang McFly - 07-11-2020
(06-09-2020, 09:25 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I know right, it's pathetic, I prefer not to get involved, I get too fucked up and then my mind is not my own, then I'm a mess and the worst part I get let down and hurt.I'm the same way. Also I'm introverted and shy myself. Plus I seem to only attract the crazy, stupid or uneducated women. Sometimes I wish I didnt crossdress and you didnt live in Australia. I'd totally ask you out on a date. I know I used to complain about you telling me what to do and how to live my life but nowadays I don't think I'd mind and actually prefer it.
RE: I lost my virginity to - MirahM - 07-11-2020
Well do you want a girlfriend or a mom?
RE: I lost my virginity to - BigMark - 07-11-2020
Can't Aussie be both?
RE: I lost my virginity to - MirahM - 07-11-2020
Sure. Maybe she would enjoy that.