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RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-05-2020

It's raw cold and spitting snow. It looks like I'm farting around in the garage and barn today. I have heat, booze and weed.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-10-2020

I can't wait for fucking Saturday this week.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Duchess - 12-11-2020

Well, I'm pretty delighted it's fuckin' Friday. I'm doing payroll and then I'm done for the week. I haven't left yet, but I can't wait to get back home.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-11-2020

(12-10-2020, 11:43 PM)MirahM Wrote: I can't wait for fucking Saturday this week.

(12-11-2020, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: Well, I'm pretty delighted it's fuckin' Friday. I'm doing payroll and then I'm done for the week. I haven't left yet, but I can't wait to get back home.

Every day is Fucking Saturday for me, so . . . . . hah

And Fuckin Friday is that much closer to Fucking Saturday for you, so . . . . hah



RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-11-2020

Fuck it all!!!
Lol


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-19-2020

It is 8 AM and I am awake. I feel like I should try to sleep in. I want to sleep in!


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-19-2020

Also I am going shopping today in the next town over. It is only about an hour drive, but I'm not loking forward to going into stores and seeing any people.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-19-2020

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RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Clang McFly - 12-19-2020

(12-19-2020, 11:58 AM)MirahM Wrote: It is 8 AM and I am awake. I feel like I should try to sleep in. I want to sleep in!
I wanted to sleep in, but needed to move my car for part 2 of the snow emergency by 8am. Had a fun day hanging out with my brother Ed and I'm staying over at his place tonight because I hate night driving and the roads are still a bit fucked.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - cannongal - 12-20-2020

(12-19-2020, 08:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-19-2020, 11:58 AM)MirahM Wrote: It is 8 AM and I am awake. I feel like I should try to sleep in. I want to sleep in!
I wanted to sleep in, but needed to move my car for part 2 of the snow emergency by 8am. Had a fun day hanging out with my brother Ed and I'm staying over at his place tonight because I hate night driving and the roads are still a bit fucked.

I have no clue what a hassle it is to have to move your car because of a snow emergency.   But at the same time,  my neighbors girlfriend has knocked on my door twice in the last month,  asking if she could put her car at the end of my driveway...


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-20-2020

It's snowing maybe 3 inches. Do you have a farmers almanac cannonass?


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-20-2020

(12-20-2020, 04:48 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-19-2020, 08:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-19-2020, 11:58 AM)MirahM Wrote: It is 8 AM and I am awake. I feel like I should try to sleep in. I want to sleep in!
I wanted to sleep in, but needed to move my car for part 2 of the snow emergency by 8am. Had a fun day hanging out with my brother Ed and I'm staying over at his place tonight because I hate night driving and the roads are still a bit fucked.

I have no clue what a hassle it is to have to move your car because of a snow emergency.   But at the same time,  my neighbors girlfriend has knocked on my door twice in the last month,  asking if she could put her car at the end of my driveway...
I hope that is a euphemism.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-20-2020

Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-20-2020

Sunday is my sleep in day too.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-20-2020

(12-20-2020, 05:26 PM)MirahM Wrote: Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )

Several years ago while visiting relatives in Queens NY, shortly after a snow storm, they had "on street curb" parking.

I drove by a parked car that had "4 flat tires". I finally found a space to park, and I parked.

Went into relatives house, and mentioned seeing a poor soul who had 4 flat tires in this snowy weather.

And they said, that's what happens when somebody else parks in a shoveled out spot  that was being saved
by the guy who shoveled out the space, marked by two trash cans in that spot!

Evidently, the flat tire guy moved the cans and stole the spot!! He paid the price! NY'ers are tough!!

Lesson learned the hard way!



RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Clang McFly - 12-20-2020

(12-20-2020, 05:26 PM)MirahM Wrote: Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )
I was up about 9 this morning. Didn't sleep well last night at Ed's place. Felt tired all day and didn't clean the apartment like I wanted to. I guess it can wait until next week when I'm on vacation from Christmas Day until January 5th.


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-21-2020

(12-20-2020, 06:01 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-20-2020, 05:26 PM)MirahM Wrote: Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )

Several years ago while visiting relatives in Queens NY, shortly after a snow storm, they had "on street curb" parking.

I drove by a parked car that had "4 flat tires". I finally found a space to park, and I parked.

Went into relatives house, and mentioned seeing a poor soul who had 4 flat tires in this snowy weather.

And they said, that's what happens when somebody else parks in a shoveled out spot  that was being saved
by the guy who shoveled out the space, marked by two trash cans in that spot!

Evidently, the flat tire guy moved the cans and stole the spot!! He paid the price! NY'ers are tough!!

Lesson learned the hard way!

Did your eyes open wide, then you rushed out to move your car?


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-21-2020

(12-21-2020, 07:44 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-20-2020, 06:01 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-20-2020, 05:26 PM)MirahM Wrote: Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )

Several years ago while visiting relatives in Queens NY, shortly after a snow storm, they had "on street curb" parking.

I drove by a parked car that had "4 flat tires". I finally found a space to park, and I parked.

Went into relatives house, and mentioned seeing a poor soul who had 4 flat tires in this snowy weather.

And they said, that's what happens when somebody else parks in a shoveled out spot  that was being saved
by the guy who shoveled out the space, marked by two trash cans in that spot!

Evidently, the flat tire guy moved the cans and stole the spot!! He paid the price! NY'ers are tough!!

Lesson learned the hard way!

Did your eyes open wide, then you rushed out to move your car?

Dopey I said I drove by a car with 4 flat tires. The guy couldn't move his car it had 4 flats! He had to co AAA! hah


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-21-2020

(12-21-2020, 07:44 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-20-2020, 06:01 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-20-2020, 05:26 PM)MirahM Wrote: Whenever I would shovel out my space at the top of our driveway I would leave cones so others wouldn't park in it. They usually respected it. It sucked to shovel out your car from the snow, go back down the hill to get ready, come back and find the snowplows have come around again.

But in all the things I have to complain about, snow isn't one of them.

I slept in today. Past 9! And the cat didn't wake me up either. : )

Several years ago while visiting relatives in Queens NY, shortly after a snow storm, they had "on street curb" parking.

I drove by a parked car that had "4 flat tires". I finally found a space to park, and I parked.

Went into relatives house, and mentioned seeing a poor soul who had 4 flat tires in this snowy weather.

And they said, that's what happens when somebody else parks in a shoveled out spot  that was being saved
by the guy who shoveled out the space, marked by two trash cans in that spot!

Evidently, the flat tire guy moved the cans and stole the spot!! He paid the price! NY'ers are tough!!

Lesson learned the hard way!

Did your eyes open wide, then you rushed out to move your car?

Dopey I said I drove by a car with 4 flat tires. The guy couldn't move his car it had 4 flats! He had to call AAA! hah


RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - cannongal - 12-23-2020

(12-20-2020, 05:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: cannonass?

hah   yeah,   I'm an asshole when I'm drunk,   get over it or block me.   I don't quite care either way.