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- Fry Guy - 02-09-2009
The Antagonist wrote: Frank, why don't you add under the title of these retards posts "retard alert" when they show themselves such as this one?
I mean he comes in here like a retard, throws one or two sub-moronic mocks at the board and then comes back with "I'll be good" and hoists his hippopomatic mass into bed (at 8:30 AM?) expecting to come in here once he "wakes up" with full access and acceptance?
Antagonist you realise you in trying to sound smart and hard, came over as fucking retarded and whiny. "Frank....Frank the newbies aren't behaving. Frank. Can't we do something?"
"Frank" probably thinks you are the useless fuck you are but doesn't want to lose one of a handful of consistent posters in a forum of less than 100 posters, so he won't laugh at your face.
Oh just a heads up my whiny retarded friend, there is two possibilities isn't there. Either (being that someone on an internetional internet message board has announced they are going to bed) that they are going to bed at 8:30am or that they are in a different timezone to you.
You chose 8:30am and thus became entirely too stupid to join in any conversation with me. Frank would agree. LOL
Sinister wrote: God....another one.
Shy Guy??? That right there should get you flushed. Pathetic avatar.
You're going to prove to be worthless and unworthy in record time, I think.
Oh I seriously doubt you think Sinister. I also doubt there is much to you as credits your reputation.
You sound a little but that is fine. Hell instead of using those coffee beans for your latte you could have made an enema to unclog you.
I am sure in the scheme of things an avatar really is not that important is it? I certainly am not that invested in this place to care. Why don't YOU select a nice avatar for me?
Oh don't whine too much about the tards. You have such mindless tards here as OP I think you can easily do with another member or two to pad this joint.
Sinister wrote: And another thing; you do not start multiple threads!! You don't even start TWO threads unless I lock your intro.
It is my call what to do with you. First order of business is to find a more acceptable avatar.
Well get on with it then! LOL.
Is this how you homies roll here? I see much whining and little mocking.
PLenty of rules too. Is this all really neccessary? Do you really take yourself that seriously?
(Can you please say something tough and hard to me again Sinister - maybe bark an order at me - that is far more amusing than Duchess getting butthurt over being quoted, OD's stupidity or even Liquid's homosexual confessions)
Duchess wrote: Your patience today is awe inspiring, Mistress.
Cue Barry White music
Doe-Eyed Duchess has an appointment with Sinister.
Such adulation such sycophantic rapture...."My Darling I....can't get enough of your love babe...."
(But is this love reciprocated - stay tuned????)
Ordinary Peephole wrote: "How do I get full access?"
If there is any justice left in the universe you don't.
If there was any justice in the world you would be able to get at least two neurons firing at the same time in that empty head of yours.
Poor bugger.
Sinister wrote: Ordinary Peephole wrote: If there is any justice left in the universe you don't.
Fuckin-A, OP. It may not gain access.
Damn Duchess looks like she has her attention on the retard.
Making fun of the Wizard of Oz!? That movie alone is better than all the film work to come out of England put together. You obviously are not aware of what was ground breaking about it for its time.
And you're damn right there is no place like America.
Shy Guy, how do you feel about this British fuck's comments?
Nothing wrong with the British. Well nothing a good bath, introduction to dental products and a lobotomy wouldn't rectify. Ordinary Peephole needs to accept his fail and embrace it.
LOL. You guys are fun.
- The Antagonist - 02-09-2009
Wow, you can't spell, can't format proper sentences and write with big crayons and you're going to tell me I'm whiny?
Are you fucking for real?
Go take your crayons, put your pacifier back in your mouth and jerkoff some more. It's all you're able to accomplish.
- LuMPyPussy - 02-09-2009
That green font hurts my eyes.
- Liquid - 02-09-2009
ban
- OnBendedKnee - 02-09-2009
Anyone who writes, "LOL" at their own shit in their own shit posts is a tardstick lamefuck in my book.
Shy Guy, don't you (secretly) agree?
Nod your head once if that's an affirmative.
- Fry Guy - 02-09-2009
Lumpy Pussy its OK the green print was not important just more mental meanderings from the talent of this board.
Antagonist "I'm nooootttt Wwwwhiiinnnniiiinnnnggg!!!" OK Champ. Just so long as you made that perfectly clear.
On Bended Knee if this lot make me laugh then I will laugh.
You are much good at mocking either.
Liquid is this how you treat possible members who "in the spirit" of you forum mock and put shit on you? ::dlaugh::
"Ban him lest I get more butthurt."
How did you guys get so many members? Oh that's right you don't have "so many members"
You guys are just hysterical.
- Liquid - 02-09-2009
asshole, we do have that many members, and right now I don't give a fuck what you think. You are lower then the shit from a dirty roach. So go fuck yourself with your mothers strap on without lube your fucking fag.
- Fry Guy - 02-09-2009
At least you aren't still trying to hit on me. ::bigg::
- Middle Finger - 02-09-2009
::coffee::
- OnBendedKnee - 02-09-2009
[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Lumpy Pussy its OK the green print was not important just more mental meanderings from the talent of this board.
Antagonist "I'm nooootttt Wwwwhiiinnnniiiinnnnggg!!!" OK Champ. Just so long as you made that perfectly clear.
On Bended Knee if this lot make me laugh then I will laugh.
You are much good at mocking either.
Liquid is this how you treat possible members who "in the spirit" of you forum mock and put shit on you? ::dlaugh::
"Ban him lest I get more butthurt."
How did you guys get so many members? Oh that's right you don't have "so many members"
You guys are just hysterical.
But it is your own writing. You know what it is you're going to write, obviously, as you write it. It's like trying to tickle yourself and laughing.
You write something, stop and then laugh out loud alone, in front of your computer? Really? Are you demented?
Doesn't that make you ever so slightly retarded?
Do you tell yourself jokes and then laugh? If so, in front of the mirror?
Some mental organization needs to take some of the government's bailout money and conduct a study on you.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Wow! That was Spazztastic!
Ever hear someone tell a joke to a group of people and there is that one guy who does the "Oh but what if....?" after the punchline.
These poor unfortunates are that moronic that they think exposing the ridiculousness of a joke or examining humour at a clinical and literal level is anything but boring and is actually pwn-worthy.
Don't be that guy. That guy is a retard.
So what are we really talking about here Spazz?
I see a great amount of humour invested in the mindlessness of your ramblings and your posturings and I mock your and laugh whilst doing so.
Now my intellectual featherweight friend look what I am doing when I laugh at you and your ridiculous friends and comment as to the ridiculousness I see.
I MOCK YOU.
So now I guess your retort was your attempt at Mocking. You poor bastard.
Oh epic pwn.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Liquid Wrote:asshole, we do have that many members, and right now I don't give a fuck what you think. You are lower then the shit from a dirty roach. So go fuck yourself with your mothers strap on without lube your fucking fag.
[color="red"]I reckon between you guys we could get a pretty decent member.
Middle Finger's authority
Sinister's scary rep
Antagonist's inadvertant humourous stupidity
Liquid's fiesty nature
OnBendedKnees's logic....OK I think this is work in progress
Duchess's........avatar?
Ordinry Peephole's imagination
That would be a pretty good member.
Shame that it needs seven of your best traits to get there.
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- Duchess - 02-10-2009
Good Morning ::bravo::
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
[color="blue"]Good morning Duchess.
So what's on the agenda today?
Initiation or torture for me?
Did you want me in return to dribble Sci-fi shit? How does this exactly work? What is the process?
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- Duchess - 02-10-2009
I'm not into torture, I leave that to the others.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
OK well before the "gang" come and see if they can give Shy Guy his "just desserts" Tell me about this place. What is the attraction? Why so many rules and so much structure and why does no one realy seem up to mocking? Far as I can see it is insult flames of the poorest quality or whining?
Not being insulting. Genuinely interested and take into account much may happen in other areas of the forum.
EDIT: AND THE BOREDOM SETS IN
- Duchess - 02-10-2009
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Really Duchess? That bad you have to take it back?
No one else around here so I will stop Mocking you for a while.
Pull up a barstool and have a chat with Shy Guy. What do you WANT to talk about. It's OK I don't bite.
[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
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- Duchess - 02-10-2009
I was too "open" with a newbie...I had to rescind it.
- Duchess - 02-10-2009
You need to find a way to coordinate your schedule so that you can finish your initiation with the person who will be allowing you access.