I would like to have but sex with the mods

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I would like to have but sex with the mods - Printable Version

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- humpingdumping - 01-01-2009

Quote: he is not worthy. He still has not added a bitch name below his avatar. He is the first to suck ass on this site in 2009

It really doesn't matter who is the first or the last in the year "XYZ" ... because collectively in any given year nobody can beat you when it comes to be a magnet for disgrace.

Quote:I guess that could go on his resume, no?

No. ::whipped::

Any other recommendations, cunt? Get this on Guinness, get that on resume, is that all you are capable of birdhead?

And you people think you can judge who's worthy and who's not?

Quote: You're still an assmunch away from getting booted. Do you want in and if you do, WHY do you want in?

I have stated the reason quite blatantly in the topic of this thread. Since you seem too shy to confess in public

- Duchess - 01-01-2009

Bonjour, Newbie Bitch...Kinda surprising to see your return...So, ya think you have what it takes to become a fullfledged Mock member ?

- humpingdumping - 01-01-2009

Quote: So, ya think you have what it takes to become a fullfledged Mock member ?

No, please keep me out of that bunch of epic failures with

- Duchess - 01-01-2009

There are only a very small handful of epic failures in here...They are commonly called "soup chickens".

I'll leave you to your own devices then, I have much more pleasurable things to be doing with my time this early morning than trying to get a newbie bitchflake to show his worth...Ta Ta

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Duchess Wrote:There are only a very small handful of epic failures in here...They are commonly called "soup chickens".

Maybe he wants to tap a few of those? Mock as a dating site - sounds weird.....

- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009

Duchess Wrote:So, ya think you have what it takes to become a fullfledged Mock member ?

Oh that's rich. If "what it takes" is being as pathetic as you, my dear, let's open this up to everyone and invite all the known retards. They must have been desperate for new meat when they took you in, or maybe they just saw your skanky hide for what it is; a target.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Zakalwe Wrote:Oh that's rich. If "what it takes" is being as pathetic as you, my dear, let's open this up to everyone and invite all the known retards. They must have been desperate for new meat when they took you in, or maybe they just saw your skanky hide for what it is; a target.

Being from UK; you must know a lot about how targets work.

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- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:Being from UK; you must know a lot about how targets work.

Being from the UK means I'm a sneaky bastard. Being from the US, you must totally get the whole target thing....

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- ramseycat - 01-01-2009

Zakalwe Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:Being from UK; you must know a lot about how targets work.
Being from the UK means I'm a sneaky bastard. Being from the US, you must totally get the whole target thing....

THAT right there should get your ass banned from this site.

- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009

Eat me, you over-sensitive prick.

- Liquid - 01-01-2009

I hate the picture and it still makes me upset to think about 9/11, but obviously that will not get anyone banned.

- Lady Cop - 01-01-2009

OP made a good point in another thread...if it's been in the news it's fair game. i chastised Moose for the lynching pic because i hate murder. and yet i have posted pics of executed criminals. it's all subjective. i have a vid from interrogation room where a guy blows his brains out because the detective did not search him properly. a while back i asked MF if i could post it, and he felt it was a bad idea. i respected that. it's his house.not everyone can handle shit like that.

- Cynical Ninja - 01-01-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
Zakalwe Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:Being from UK; you must know a lot about how targets work.
Being from the UK means I'm a sneaky bastard. Being from the US, you must totally get the whole target thing....

THAT right there should get your ass banned from this site.

You're an idiot, it happened, it was in the news, they show film of it over and over again every September, it is clearly fair game to be used.

I am getting really uncomfortable with some of the judgemental censorship calls that are going on here now. I feel like I have to give MF a 1000 word essay and a foot massage anytime I want to post something that might be controversial.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

jackboots Wrote:OP made a good point in another thread...if it's been in the news it's fair game. i chastised Moose for the lynching pic because i hate murder. and yet i have posted pics of executed criminals. it's all subjective. i have a vid from interrogation room where a guy blows his brains out because the detective did not search him properly. a while back i asked MF if i could post it, and he felt it was a bad idea. i respected that. it's his house.not everyone can handle shit like that.

If I had my way; I would rename the site to LMPP-is-a-cunt.com and post 1,000 lynching pictures. ::lmao::::lmao::

Anyone that can't handle a picture of a lynching, a concentration camp, or a building being hit by a plane should stay the fuck off the god damn Internet.

- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009

Quote:You're an idiot, it happened, it was in the news, they show film of it over and over again every September, it is clearly fair game to be used.

Maybe we just don't "get it" being from the UK and only having put up with a 30 year IRA terrorist campaign and the ⁷⁄₇ attacks to name just two. We're not able to understand what it's like to be attacked on our own soil by extremists.

- ramseycat - 01-01-2009

First of Z, I am a woman.

Second, maybe you don't understand what ⁹⁄₁₁ meant to the people of this country. Posting that pick is not mocking. It's rude. You don't mock something that devastated a country. Mocking is funny, busting on someone, something that makes us laugh. There is nothing funny about 9/11.

- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009

Here we go again.....

Quote:First of Z, I am a woman.

And this makes a difference why? Should I go easy on you because you lack (physical along with metaphorical) balls? Should I "there there" your over-sensitive mothering instinct? That you're a woman is irrelevant. Male, female, you still need to get over yourself.

Quote:Second, maybe you don't understand what ⁹⁄₁₁ meant to the people of this country.

Dammit, I wish I could find that bag of care. I understand alright, I just don't give a shit.

Quote:You don't mock something that devastated a country.

Oh hush yourself, Ma. One day I'll explain all about the causes of 9/11. When I think you're up to it. Until then just do yourself a favour and drop the whole ⁹⁄₁₁ issue - you'll only lose. I don't wanna see you cry.

Lots of Love,

Z x

- ramseycat - 01-01-2009

I told you I was a woman Z because you called me a dick and that is a term usually reserved for males. You call me a bitch. I have worked hard for 44 years to earn that title so use it.

Feel free to explain to me how ⁹⁄₁₁ happened. I would love to hear your views on the topic. Posting the pic was in bad taste however considering the way you did it. And maybe I am wrong but I didn't think that Sin or MF would appreciate it. I am sure they will tell me if thought wrong.

- Liquid - 01-01-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=88]You're an idiot, it happened, it was in the news, they show film of it over and over again every September, it is clearly fair game to be used.

I am getting really uncomfortable with some of the judgemental censorship calls that are going on here now. I feel like I have to give MF a 1000 word essay and a foot massage anytime I want to post something that might be controversial.

Jules[/user]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs[/i]] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up[/i]]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

jackboots Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Right back atcha, Darling
may 2009 be kind to you.

::lmao::
shaddap you wop...i was sincere. may 2009 bring you more aggravation.

I thought you two were being catty. ::laugh::