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+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
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+--- Thread: Welp (/thread-1956.html)

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- QueenBee - 12-04-2008

Sinister Wrote:
QueenBee Wrote:
You do realize, QB, that we torture and lynch traitors here, don't ya? What the FUCK are you doing helping a newbie out??? ::batguy::
Oh shudder. I am scared. Listen, I took a look at that so called link of hers. Only a 15 year old stalker or pervert would frequent a site like that. Remember way back when (a couple days ago) when I said I bow to no biker? Well I will add that I help out no newbie. I was on my own when I was first here..so is this fish.


- sally - 12-04-2008

QueenBee Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
QueenBee Wrote:
You do realize, QB, that we torture and lynch traitors here, don't ya? What the FUCK are you doing helping a newbie out??? ::batguy::
Oh shudder. I am scared. Listen, I took a look at that so called link of hers. Only a 15 year old stalker or pervert would frequent a site like that. Remember way back when (a couple days ago) when I said I bow to no biker? Well I will add that I help out no newbie. I was on my own when I was first here..so is this fish.
::nuts::


- AnonyMoose - 12-04-2008

ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.


- AnonyMoose - 12-04-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:This is true. It's like the recent newbies, Sally included, are clones of some mommy-bitch, boring-ass, self-help, dopey girlfriend clique club or something.
You are just NOW coming to that conclusion?!?!?! At what point do you have enough castoffs from the June Cleaver fan club? JUST SAY NO!


- sally - 12-04-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.
It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!


- AnonyMoose - 12-04-2008

sally Wrote:It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!
If your brain functioned at a higher level than the kotex that is shoved into your blood dispenser; you might realize that aligning yourself with the noob whipping slut is getting you nowhere.


- sally - 12-04-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:
sally Wrote:It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!
If your brain functioned at a higher level than the kotex that is shoved into your blood dispenser; you might realize that aligning yourself with the noob whipping slut is getting you nowhere.
You're jerking off right now, arent ya? Sicko stalker::jerk2::


- Sinister - 12-05-2008

sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.
It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!

Oh.....OH, you think you can take my Moose on? Please....PLEASE do us all a favor and give it your all. Give it your best shot. Put all you have into it. Because all you have is a drop of piss in a bucket compared to what my Moose can dish out. Had you done your reasearch before hand, you would have known this. <Yoda voice> A formidable opponent, Moose is! </Yoda voice>

A weak, pathetic adversary, you are.



- Duchess - 12-05-2008

Oh Dear God !...Sally ?....Hahahaha...Who in here linked Mock to these awful mommie forums ?...That person should be tortured to within an inch of death.


- sally - 12-05-2008

Sinister Wrote:
sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.
It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!

Oh.....OH, you think you can take my Moose on? Please....PLEASE do us all a favor and give it your all. Give it your best shot. Put all you have into it. Because all you have is a drop of piss in a bucket compared to what my Moose can dish out. Had you done your reasearch before hand, you would have known this. <Yoda voice> A formidable opponent, Moose is! </Yoda voice>

A weak, pathetic adversary, you are.
You need to pull your head out of Moose's ass.


- Middle Finger - 12-05-2008

sally Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.
It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!

Oh.....OH, you think you can take my Moose on? Please....PLEASE do us all a favor and give it your all. Give it your best shot. Put all you have into it. Because all you have is a drop of piss in a bucket compared to what my Moose can dish out. Had you done your reasearch before hand, you would have known this. <Yoda voice> A formidable opponent, Moose is! </Yoda voice>

A weak, pathetic adversary, you are.
You need to pull your head out of Moose's ass.

I've been thinking the same thing about Sinister.

sally +1



- LuMPyPussy - 12-05-2008

Same brain. What's this "my Moose" bullshit? ::jerk2::


- El Mayo - 12-05-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Same brain. What's this "my Moose" bullshit? ::jerk2::
I think they have a cream for that.


- LuMPyPussy - 12-05-2008

El Mayo Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Same brain. What's this "my Moose" bullshit? ::jerk2::
I think they have a cream for that.
I believe a more accurate description would be 'lubricant.' :?


- El Mayo - 12-05-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
El Mayo Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Same brain. What's this "my Moose" bullshit? ::jerk2::
I think they have a cream for that.
I believe a more accurate description would be 'lubricant.' :?
Thank you. You just saved me from eating a 600 calorie breakfast.


- Cynical Ninja - 12-05-2008

sally Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I think
I have to call bullshit on that one. If you could think you would not have spent a decade as a punching bag for Otis the drunk.
It looks like you have a hard on for this chick freak boy, WTF!

Oh.....OH, you think you can take my Moose on? Please....PLEASE do us all a favor and give it your all. Give it your best shot. Put all you have into it. Because all you have is a drop of piss in a bucket compared to what my Moose can dish out. Had you done your reasearch before hand, you would have known this. <Yoda voice> A formidable opponent, Moose is! </Yoda voice>

A weak, pathetic adversary, you are.
You need to pull your head out of Moose's ass.
Moose owns her ass here daily, so she thought it would be a good idea to start kissing his.



- AnonyMoose - 12-05-2008

sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:If your brain functioned at a higher level than the kotex that is shoved into your blood dispenser; you might realize that aligning yourself with the noob whipping slut is getting you nowhere.
You're jerking off right now, arent ya? Sicko stalker::jerk2::

That's it? Are you letting the 3rd graders in the recess yard help you?

Face it Sally; it was wrong of those ladies you stood in the cold with last year protesting the inprisonment of Martha Stewart to send you here. They only wanted to shut you up because they didn't want to give you the internet address of their FreeMartha website.Maybe you looked too much like something Michael Phelp's mother shat out in China. You should be torturing them with your Forest Gump comebacks; not making innocents here suffer. I suggest you just save the 10 cents per minute you are forking out for 56K dialup and focus on trying to get a better understanding of why your genes cause Phenylketonuria in fetuses every time the rubber yourtrick is using breaks.



- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:
sally Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:If your brain functioned at a higher level than the kotex that is shoved into your blood dispenser; you might realize that aligning yourself with the noob whipping slut is getting you nowhere.
You're jerking off right now, arent ya? Sicko stalker::jerk2::

That's it? Are you letting the 3rd graders in the recess yard help you?

Face it Sally; it was wrong of those ladies you stood in the cold with last year protesting the inprisonment of Martha Stewart to send you here. They only wanted to shut you up because they didn't want to give you the internet address of their FreeMartha website.Maybe you looked too much like something Michael Phelp's mother shat out in China. You should be torturing them with your Forest Gump comebacks; not making innocents here suffer. I suggest you just save the 10 cents per minute you are forking out for 56K dialup and focus on trying to get a better understanding of why your genes cause Phenylketonuria in fetuses every time the rubber yourtrick is using breaks.

Ok, NOW you're trying too hard.

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- AnonyMoose - 12-05-2008

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Ok, NOW you're trying too hard.
Go back behind the wall Dracula. You don't have the IQ to figure out how to spank one of your brethren soup chickens.


- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008

Thats all you have? Man, I must have got you good. Weakling.