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+--- Thread: Hey Bitches! (/thread-2042.html)

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- Sinister - 11-26-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:First of all, I have NO idea who this taint person is that you speak of. I'm from MN if that helps?

Second of all, no internet twat can say or do anything to scare me away, make me feel bad, make me cry, etc. You fucksticks are not that important to me that your words would have any affect on me.

If you don't know this person, consider yourself lucky.

So far, your attitude reminds me of me. If you turn out to be a fuckin' groupie or something, I'll kick your sorry ass right back out the fucking door.

How long did you read here before you decided to register? Do you have a particular member you like or dislike?
You've gotta be shittin' me, you think you've got a groupie?!? ::lmao::
Get the fuck outta here and let me do my job. You're fuckin' up the works here.


- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-26-2008

Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:I was here for about 2 minutes before I decided to register.
Well that's just stupid. You're young, that's right.

They say youth is wasted on the young. I say youth is obviously wasted on the retarded. In your case, anyway.

What the fuck is there to do in Minnesota? Cow tipping?

I can't help being retarded, it runs in my family. You know, that whole incest thing.



Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.



- Sinister - 11-26-2008

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.

Why do you bring up Texas?

You mention drinking....what is your "cringe" drink? The one that you drank so much of that you puked your spleen up and were sick for 3 days and now can't tolerate the smell of? Everyone has one. Mine is tequila.



- Liquid - 11-26-2008

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:I was here for about 2 minutes before I decided to register.
Well that's just stupid. You're young, that's right.

They say youth is wasted on the young. I say youth is obviously wasted on the retarded. In your case, anyway.

What the fuck is there to do in Minnesota? Cow tipping?
I can't help being retarded, it runs in my family. You know, that whole incest thing.

Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.
Like fuck your brother and father. Sounds about right.



- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-26-2008

Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.

Why do you bring up Texas?

You mention drinking....what is your "cringe" drink? The one that you drank so much of that you puked your spleen up and were sick for 3 days and now can't tolerate the smell of? Everyone has one. Mine is tequila.

I have always wanted to move to TX for some reason. Thats why it popped into my mind.



Hmmm, Vodka. That sounds about right. Me and vodka are not friends. Ughck!



Liquid, do you ever shut the fuck up?





Ya, didn't think so.



- LuMPyPussy - 11-26-2008

Sinister Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:First of all, I have NO idea who this taint person is that you speak of. I'm from MN if that helps?

Second of all, no internet twat can say or do anything to scare me away, make me feel bad, make me cry, etc. You fucksticks are not that important to me that your words would have any affect on me.

If you don't know this person, consider yourself lucky.

So far, your attitude reminds me of me. If you turn out to be a fuckin' groupie or something, I'll kick your sorry ass right back out the fucking door.

How long did you read here before you decided to register? Do you have a particular member you like or dislike?
You've gotta be shittin' me, you think you've got a groupie?!? ::lmao::
Get the fuck outta here and let me do my job. You're fuckin' up the works here.
You getting paid for this? Were you trained for this 'job'? Get a fucking grip. ::rollseyes::


- Liquid - 11-26-2008

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.

Why do you bring up Texas?

You mention drinking....what is your "cringe" drink? The one that you drank so much of that you puked your spleen up and were sick for 3 days and now can't tolerate the smell of? Everyone has one. Mine is tequila.

I have always wanted to move to TX for some reason. Thats why it popped into my mind.



Hmmm, Vodka. That sounds about right. Me and vodka are not friends. Ughck!



Liquid, do you ever shut the fuck up?





Ya, didn't think so.
Right after i bang your mother. I usually take a moment to reflect on the charity case I just fucked and then remember to remove the 5 bags from her head (in case the first 4 rip. you can never be to careful)



- Duchess - 11-26-2008

Sinister Wrote:Mine is tequila.
I call that, "Ta kill ya".


- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-26-2008

Liquid Wrote:Right after i bang your mother. I usually take a moment to reflect on the charity case I just fucked and then remember to remove the 5 bags from her head (in case the first 4 rip. you can never be to careful)
::lmao::


- LuMPyPussy - 11-26-2008

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Lots to do in MN, Camping, Valley Fair, Mall of America, Skiing (water and snow), Fuck, drink and, do anything else any other person would do in say....TX.

Why do you bring up Texas?

You mention drinking....what is your "cringe" drink? The one that you drank so much of that you puked your spleen up and were sick for 3 days and now can't tolerate the smell of? Everyone has one. Mine is tequila.

I have always wanted to move to TX for some reason. Thats why it popped into my mind.



Hmmm, Vodka. That sounds about right. Me and vodka are not friends. Ughck!



Liquid, do you ever shut the fuck up?





Ya, didn't think so.
That got my vote. ::thumbs::



- Sinister - 11-26-2008

Yanno what, Taint? You're pretty fucking boring. I think I will leave you to the tender mercies of those here who are not virgin bitches for a while and see what they make out of you.

This friend that pointed this forum out to you; are they a member here?



- Liquid - 11-26-2008

[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
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That got my vote. ::thumbs::
like usual LMPP contributes nothing and since she can not actual Mock the newbie she wastes time with other pointless stuff. Mock the new member jackass and HELP sinister do her job!



- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-26-2008

Sinister Wrote:Yanno what, Taint? You're pretty fucking boring. I think I will leave you to the tender mercies of those here who are not virgin bitches for a while and see what they make out of you.

This friend that pointed this forum out to you; are they a member here?
Whatever creams your twinkie, Sugar Tits! Nah, it was another forum that it was linked to. I dont know how she found it, honestly.


- LuMPyPussy - 11-26-2008

Liquid Wrote:[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
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That got my vote. ::thumbs::
like usual LMPP contributes nothing and since she can not actual Mock the newbie she wastes time with other pointless stuff. Mock the new member jackass and HELP sinister do her job!
WHAT JOB, you fucking idiot? It's not like she's getting paid to do this shit, is it? Jesus Christ, get a grip.


- Sinister - 11-26-2008

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.



- Liquid - 11-26-2008

sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.


- LuMPyPussy - 11-26-2008

Liquid Wrote:sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.

Could you wedge your bulbous head any further up her ass? She's gonna have to fart for you to catch your breath, you repulsive little man.



- Liquid - 11-26-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.
Could you wedge your bulbous head any further up her ass? She's gonna have to fart for you to catch your breath, you repulsive little man.
Thats not what your mom, sister and grandmother said when I was tearing them up. I believe it was OH MY GOD YOUR COCK IS SO HUGE. FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



- LuMPyPussy - 11-26-2008

Liquid Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.
Could you wedge your bulbous head any further up her ass? She's gonna have to fart for you to catch your breath, you repulsive little man.
Thats not what your mom, sister and grandmother said when I was tearing them up. I believe it was OH MY GOD YOUR COCK IS SO HUGE. FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dear god.


- Liquid - 11-26-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.

Could you wedge your bulbous head any further up her ass? She's gonna have to fart for you to catch your breath, you repulsive little man.
Thats not what your mom, sister and grandmother said when I was tearing them up. I believe it was OH MY GOD YOUR COCK IS SO HUGE. FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dear god.

They said that also, but it was more like OHHHHHH GOD and then all you heard was a muffled gargling sound as I chocked them with my dick.