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- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
VooDoo Wrote:newbiecollector Wrote:Dumbass reply?Quote:Oh no I'm not whining at all, I'm just dropping by to see whats this site is all about and also since BH is filled with a league of regs who are nothing but complete homos. I recommend you go there and join them if you cannot stop being a homo yourself.What the fuck is BH you knob polisher?
Fuckin' dumb ass reply
One is mad cause I didn't prepare a intro speech and this one is pissed cause I didn't do a good job in entertaining this idiot.
At least lengthen your post with one more sentence or give something meaningful to respond to other than just lame ass DUMBASS comeback.
Excuse me for offering advice to a newbie virgin but.....
Newbie collector is a mentally deficient illiteratesenile old fuck who can barely string two sentences together, he is tolerated here because he kisses thehairy shit stained rectums of the admin and the mods. I once challenged him to write a complete paragraph on any subject he wished he was unable to do so.
His posts can be summed us thusly......
"I tink u is a homo! ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
"U like to playing with yur knob!::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::.
That is basically the sum total of what he contributes here, if ever there is someone who deserves to be put on ignore its him, he is a complete retard.
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
Fuck....even I can recognise a little boy trying to play with the real people...........lol
Fuckin quick reply.......... no emocon
- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Fuck....even I can recognise a little boy trying to play with the real people...........lol
Fuckin quick reply.......... no emocon
See what I mean?
Exhibit A as to why newbietard should be ignored like a fart smell in an airplane.
- Zenith - 10-20-2008
VooDoo Wrote:but Seriously, I am dumb?I know, I know. From your punctuation, it looks like you didn't even realize it either.. ::aww::
The fact that you admit to what degree you are a dim-bulb shouldn't effect your efforts to gain entrance here. Keep tryin'
...I think I can
...I think I can
...I think I can
- Zenith - 10-20-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Exhibit A as to why newbietard should be ignored like a fart smell in an airplane.OH SHIT!
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
Voodoo, please invite a few friends that you feel are much smarter than you. I don't think I can handle more than a 10% level of retard content on this site.
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
Quote:Excuse me for offering advice to a newbie virgin but.....FOR FUCK SAKE Poopie........
Newbie collector is a mentally deficient illiteratesenile old fuck who can barely string two sentences together, he is tolerated here because he kisses thehairy shit stained rectums of the admin and the mods. I once challenged him to write a complete paragraph on any subject he wished he was unable to do so.
His posts can be summed us thusly......
"I tink u is a homo! ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
"U like to playing with yur knob!::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::.
That is basically the sum total of what he contributes here, if ever there is someone who deserves to be put on ignore its him, he is a complete retard.
If you are going to try and fool real people..........well first grow up::lmao::
Grow up boy........ put the toys in the closet...... no.. not the closet you use.....
Your posts are the most amuzing i have seen..........keep em coming.......and dont forget your Darth Vadar Mask::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Voodoo, please invite a few friends that you feel are smarter than you. I don't think I can handle more than a 10% level of retard content on this site.
You are correct for once.
The retard quota should be set at no more then 5% of total membership.
But don'tforget that newbietard counts as 3 retards worth of stupidity in one body.
- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Quote:Excuse me for offering advice to a newbie virgin but.....FOR FUCK SAKE Poopie........
Newbie collector is a mentally deficient illiteratesenile old fuck who can barely string two sentences together, he is tolerated here because he kisses thehairy shit stained rectums of the admin and the mods. I once challenged him to write a complete paragraph on any subject he wished he was unable to do so.
His posts can be summed us thusly......
"I tink u is a homo! ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
"U like to playing with yur knob!::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::.
That is basically the sum total of what he contributes here, if ever there is someone who deserves to be put on ignore its him, he is a complete retard.
If you are going to try and fool real people..........well first grow up::lmao::
Grow up boy........ put the toys in the closet...... no.. not the closet you use.....
Your posts are the most amuzing i have seen..........keep em coming.......and dont forget your Darth Vadar Mask::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I agree, NorwayTard does hold a lot of retard power. If he is around posting a lot, it almost immediately maxes out the site ceiling on retardation.Middle Finger Wrote:Voodoo, please invite a few friends that you feel are smarter than you. I don't think I can handle more than a 10% level of retard content on this site.
You are correct for once.
The retard quota should be set at no more then 5% of total membership.
But don'tforget that newbietard counts as 3 retards worth of stupidity in one body.
- Zenith - 10-20-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Voodoo, please invite a few friends that you feel are much smarter than you. I don't think I can handle more than a 10% level of retard content on this site.I cast my vote and second that "emotion"
Maybe you'll have to begin letting them come over as a team MF. I am really afraid for their little-self esteem when they venture out alone like this.
::scared::
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
Quote:Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.I love it when you show your emotions........
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
Now get the nappy changed.......... try and not handle yourself again for a while....... and no
You may not have a photo of me in a Darth Vadar mask..............or as Tiny Tim either.......
Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy::lmao::
- Zenith - 10-20-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.[color="red"]HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!![/color]
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Damnit Opie, you are sooooooo fucking funny this shit just cracks me the fuck up.
I am so glad you are here to break up the monotony of initiating these boring ass new-tards.
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
Zenith Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Damnit Opie, you are sooooooo fucking funny this shit just cracks me the fuck up.
I am so glad you are here to break up the monotony of initiating these boring ass new-tards.
Hey fuck wad................ I aint boring..Im dumb...as Poopie......he seems fasinated with me so I am sure he knows all about me. Go on Poopie
just don't tell the ladies how well I am hung::lmao::
- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Quote:Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.I love it when you show your emotions........
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
Now get the nappy changed.......... try and not handle yourself again for a while....... and no
You may not have a photo of me in a Darth Vadar mask..............or as Tiny Tim either.......
Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy::lmao::
Are the gaps of..................indicators that you are pausing to reflect on how muchdribble has accumulated on your bib?
Orare they to indicate that you are..........staring into the middle distanceas youfill your colostomy bag?
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
Nope.............but keep tryin' poopie
- Cynical Ninja - 10-20-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Zenith Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yes I sometimes wear a Darth Vader mask when I post.HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
As opposed to Newbietard who wears a colostomy bag, a crash helmet, water wings and a bib.
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Damnit Opie, you are sooooooo fucking funny this shit just cracks me the fuck up.
I am so glad you are here to break up the monotony of initiating these boring ass new-tards.
Hey fuck wad................ I aint boring..Im dumb...as Poopie......he seems fasinated with me so I am sure he knows all about me. Go on Poopie
just don't tell the ladies how well I am hung::lmao::
No I can confirm you are boring as well as dumb Newbietard.
Reading your posts is like watching a three year old attempting to do stand up at a comedy club.
- VooDoo - 10-20-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:First time I have to disagree with you in this thread Zen...Just cause someone is not glued to the monitor doesnt mean they're wetting their pants. Perhaps its time you change your bladder bag than worrying about if I wet my pants, Old timer.
You posted
Quote:It isn't. I don't usually spend ridiculous amounts of time explaining to pin-heads such as yourself but to mock with you would be as interesting as playing a game of marbles with an embryo...you are so dumb, reallySurely you don't think that thinghas made it up too dumb level?
It is still wettin' its' pants
- newbiecollector - 10-20-2008
VooDoo Wrote:::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::Get it together boy............ your losing your dumbass snap at posting useless shit::nuts::newbiecollector Wrote:First time I have to disagree with you in this thread Zen...Just cause someone is not glued to the monitor doesnt mean they're wetting their pants. Perhaps its time you change your bladder bag than worrying about if I wet my pants, Old timer.
You posted
Quote:It isn't. I don't usually spend ridiculous amounts of time explaining to pin-heads such as yourself but to mock with you would be as interesting as playing a game of marbles with an embryo...you are so dumb, reallySurely you don't think that thinghas made it up too dumb level?
It is still wettin' its' pants
- VooDoo - 10-20-2008
Zenith Wrote:Sure thing Grammar nazi, My Grammar may need some work but My intellect surpasses beyond your limit and imagination, its called natural talent and wisdom.. some people spend life time to perfect it some are born with it, like myself.VooDoo Wrote:but Seriously, I am dumb?I know, I know. From your punctuation, it looks like you didn't even realize it either.. ::aww::
The fact that you admit to what degree you are a dim-bulb shouldn't effect your efforts to gain entrance here. Keep tryin'
...I think I can
...I think I can
...I think I can
Thanks.