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RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Donovan - 07-15-2012

Where I live is just spitting distance from Palmyra NY, the birthplace of the Mormon religion. So we get a pretty high percentage of them even today. The Hill Cumorah pageant takes place every year, I saw it with my guys one year when Donny Osmond was in it, I figured they were already retarded so what could it hurt. Wasn't a bad show, no different than watching any other fantasy or sci-fi adventure as long as you're not trying to take it seriously. I treat most religious spectacles that way. Nice story, just don't try to stick a nonfiction label on it or I'll laugh at you.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Donovan - 07-15-2012

(07-15-2012, 08:22 AM)Cracker Wrote: [Image: 628x471.jpg]

Virgin Mary tree in New Jersey. Makes people cry.


Yeah, only Mormons are crazy.

I thought it looked a little like a wooden vagina. Made me a tiny bit horny.

Guess I'm going to the bad place.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Cracker - 07-15-2012

Hey! Watch your mouth. Jesus came out of there.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Donovan - 07-15-2012

a knothole? I never heard that version.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - OnBendedKnee - 07-15-2012

(07-15-2012, 11:03 AM)Donovan Wrote: a knothole? I never heard that version.

It hasn't been created yet, but perhaps with a little government tax free funding. . . ?

Just don't call yourself a Prophet, that title's been over played.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Duchess - 07-15-2012



Those people seeing religious icons in toast, cheese, trees & water stained ceilings should be ashamed of themselves. Weirdos.

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - Riotgear - 07-15-2012

When the aliens show up I'll feel embarrassed and ashamed of them for them.

Unless of course we suffer my person preference - Catastrophic meteor strike. In which case my last dying thought will be

"YES! At least those motherfuckers are gone too!"

RE: a friendly warning to all mormons - HairOfTheDog - 07-15-2012

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No offense to the religious, I just thought this was funny when I saw it.