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RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-14-2011
(01-14-2011, 09:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: whatever, a message to you kids out there alcohol and computers dont mix.
Better. Proof that it is possible to grow a backbone.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Maggot - 01-14-2011
(01-14-2011, 04:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-14-2011, 04:30 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2011, 03:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-14-2011, 03:25 PM)username Wrote: Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.
Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?
She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.
Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.
I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.
hahahahaha
Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.
![[Image: hangover.jpg]](http://putupyourdukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/hangover.jpg)
That's just wrong!..............
but could be just right. 
RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-14-2011
(01-14-2011, 05:38 PM)username Wrote:
This is how I picture Dick:
![[Image: Jed-Clampett.jpg]](http://services.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Jed-Clampett.jpg)
You need your picture adjusted. here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?
RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-15-2011
(01-14-2011, 09:33 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2011, 09:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: whatever, a message to you kids out there alcohol and computers dont mix.
Better. Proof that it is possible to grow a backbone.
Look, I am perfectly entitled to celebrate my birthday that's in June ok. I am not going to apologise who do you think I am Bill Clinton?
RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-15-2011
(01-14-2011, 09:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: ... here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?
Dick's idea of foreplay. Poor Mrs. Dick.
RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-15-2011
(01-15-2011, 08:26 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2011, 09:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: ... here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?
Dick's idea of foreplay. Poor Mrs. Dick.
who said anything about sex?
RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-15-2011
(01-15-2011, 08:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: who said anything about sex?
Me. I have a dirty mind. If you were within striking distance, I'd kick you in your knobs.
RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-20-2011
(01-14-2011, 04:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:As you know I am paranoid on a good day, so today I am extremely tired doing DIY stuff, car serviced, the list goes on. Is this picture put up because this is how you perceive me because I endulged in some cointreau last week?(01-14-2011, 04:30 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2011, 03:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-14-2011, 03:25 PM)username Wrote: Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.
Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?
She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.
Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.
I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.
hahahahaha
Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.
I also emailed a record producer that I knew from years ago and I am sure he thinks I am a nutjob mental case. I had to send an apology email the next day without a response!
But I have seen emails that friends have sent me in the past I guess you guys have too, where the girl has wet her pants or passed out with her head in the toilet or just really gross stuff. I am hoping that is not what you think of me.
I guess when I have a few drinks (which is hardly ever) I do feel sociable and I like to banter with people even if it is just dick being nasty to me.
But I really hope that image of that girl naked and passed out on a public picnic table obviously in a public park is not the image you have had of me. Luckily in my youth when I was out running amock there was not internet. Al Gore hadnt invented it yet.
cheers
RE: a New Years Eve story - Duchess - 01-20-2011
You worry too much about what Mockers think, aussiefriend. You'll be much more comfortable in here if you can find a way to leave that at the door.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Maggot - 01-20-2011
I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.
RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 06:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:
You worry too much about what Mockers think, aussiefriend. You'll be much more comfortable in here if you can find a way to leave that at the door.
Thanks Duchess, but I do like people and I do like to chat and dont like to give a wrong impression. I know I should be more thick skinned I get told this in my normal life, I am too sensitive, but the positive side of that, if someone is down or something is going on I can pick up on it. Except with gay ex husbands! ha. had to google that one!
RE: a New Years Eve story - aussiefriend - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 07:00 AM)Maggot Wrote: I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.
Thats too gross for words. Where does all the hatred come from Maggot, don't you like Aussies? We are there overseas supporting the war effort.
Whats your beef with me?
RE: a New Years Eve story - username - 01-20-2011
Maggot has anger management issues.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: But I really hope that image of that girl naked and passed out on a public picnic table obviously in a public park is not the image you have had of me. Luckily in my youth when I was out running amock there was not internet. Al Gore hadnt invented it yet.
cheers
Not at all. It was meant to be more of a stab at Dick. I would have to be at least that drunk to flirt with him.
RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-20-2011
everyone likes to take stabs at me. I try very hard not to let it hurt my feelings.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Lady Cop - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 06:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(01-20-2011, 07:00 AM)Maggot Wrote: I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.
Thats too gross for words. Where does all the hatred come from Maggot, don't you like Aussies? We are there overseas supporting the war effort.
Whats your beef with me?
Aussie i feel 100% certain Maggot was screwing around...i've known him for years (in real life) and there is not a hating or mean bone in his body. he's a cuddly teddy-bear sweetheart.
sorry to step in here Maggy.
you have to lose the paranoia here at Mock Aussie, it's what we do. mock.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 09:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: everyone likes to take stabs at me. I try very hard not to let it hurt my feelings.
I don't believe that for one second.
RE: a New Years Eve story - IMaDick - 01-20-2011
I meant to say I try not to let it hurt my feelings , but it always does. sometimes it gets so bad that can't hardly sleep at night worrying if they really don't like me or are they just saying that stuff to hurt my feelings on purpose?
RE: a New Years Eve story - Cracker - 01-20-2011
hahahahaha. You are a mess, Dick.
RE: a New Years Eve story - Maggot - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 06:44 PM)username Wrote: Maggot has anger management issues.
Hey.......just because I think this Aussie flake has potential as a mocked person does not mean that I would not run you the fuck over if you even thought of stepping off the curb in front of me at 5pm during rush hour. Especialy if I was trying to get into a Dunkin Doughnuts for my goddamn expresso that the bitch always fucks up. And why the hell do crosswalk signals fire up when THERE AINT NOBODY THERE!!!!!
