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RE: newbie - jash - 02-08-2011
Quote:I love Mexican women, but by small and do you mean short and slender or do you mean short and heavy?
Are you a dark eyed Mexican woman? Or are you a green eyed spanish woman?
you could turn out to be my favorite newbie
Color me your favorite then Dick....I'm a green-eyed spanish woman thank god...not a brown round!
RE: newbie - jash - 02-08-2011
Oh wait...maybe you like the brown rounds?? In which case I would be on your shit list cuz I'm not.
RE: newbie - IMaDick - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:38 PM)jash Wrote: Oh wait...maybe you like the brown rounds?? In which case I would be on your shit list cuz I'm not.
I think you just came off my shit list.
RE: newbie - Fibonacci Prima - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:32 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Dick doesn't adopt blind animals. He makes them companions because adopting an animal is too much like owning them. He believes owning any living thing is cruel.
I bet he cries when he uses a rubber band to shoot a ciggie butt at a cockroach and kills it.
Fuck no, I hate cucalaroachas.
If by "hate" you mean you save their little roach corpses and dress them up as characters from Stuart Little then I believe you.
Cracker told me all about it. Cracker knows things.
RE: newbie - jash - 02-08-2011
Quote:I think you just came off my shit list.
I'm all atwitter! Your avatar does resemble my uncle tho...
RE: newbie - Cracker - 02-08-2011
I am perceptive. Dick will want the new spanish queen to be made a member so she can his member pic and see if she is interested in entering into a naughty PM relationship with him. Cracker has spoken. So it shall be.
RE: newbie - IMaDick - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:32 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Dick doesn't adopt blind animals. He makes them companions because adopting an animal is too much like owning them. He believes owning any living thing is cruel.
I bet he cries when he uses a rubber band to shoot a ciggie butt at a cockroach and kills it.
Fuck no, I hate cucalaroachas.
If by "hate" you mean you save their little roach corpses and dress them up as characters from Stuart Little then I believe you.
Cracker told me all about it. Cracker knows things.
cracker knows how to act like a women, well at least sometimes, on the internet, that's about the extent of it's achievements.
RE: newbie - Cracker - 02-08-2011
No so. Cracker is accomplished and independent AND perceptive. I am thinking of becoming a life coach. When I'm through making supper.
RE: newbie - IMaDick - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote: I am perceptive. Dick will want the new spanish queen to be made a member so she can his member pic and see if she is interested in entering into a naughty PM relationship with him. Cracker has spoken. So it shall be.
Shut the fuck up mister.
I'm sure that she is a lady, while you remain an Enigma, neither female nor male, more one than the other but not enough of either to be one or the other.RE: newbie - Fibonacci Prima - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:32 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Dick doesn't adopt blind animals. He makes them companions because adopting an animal is too much like owning them. He believes owning any living thing is cruel.
I bet he cries when he uses a rubber band to shoot a ciggie butt at a cockroach and kills it.
Fuck no, I hate cucalaroachas.
If by "hate" you mean you save their little roach corpses and dress them up as characters from Stuart Little then I believe you.
Cracker told me all about it. Cracker knows things.
cracker knows how to act like a women, well at least sometimes, on the internet, that's about the extent of it's achievements
How does someone act "like a women"?
RE: newbie - Duchess - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:50 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How does someone act "like a women"?
You just had to go there, huh?
RE: newbie - Fibonacci Prima - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-08-2011, 09:50 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How does someone act "like a women"?
You just had to go there, huh?
Brand new red sharpie. Of course I went there.
RE: newbie - Maggot - 02-08-2011
Please refrain from using my name in any further conversations bad or good. Fucktards.
RE: newbie - IMaDick - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: Please refrain from using my name in any further conversations bad or good. Fucktards.
Idiots don't get to make rules. at least they (you) don't get to make rules that I have to follow.
RE: newbie - jash - 02-08-2011
Hey, hey! Somebody's gotta buy me dinner before I look at any "members" pal...I'm a lady.
RE: newbie - Maggot - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-08-2011, 08:56 PM)username Wrote: I think Dick's real personality is probably opposite of his internet persona. He adopts stray, blind animals, he feeds the homeless at Christmas--I think at minimum he's "nice" but I think it goes beyond that. I think Dick is, at heart, a pussy and I bet Mrs. Dick rules their household with an ironhand. I think Dick's aggressive attitude here is just a feeble attempt to regain some sense of manliness and control in the sunset of his life.
Iam a nice person, but Im no pussy.
I'm a typical type A-B personality.
This is good,and quite progressive! Tomorrow we can move on to the type C-D personality.
RE: newbie - Maggot - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 10:20 PM)jash Wrote: Hey, hey! Somebody's gotta buy me dinner before I look at any "members" pal...I'm a lady.
jash has a gash? Heavens to murgatroid!
RE: newbie - Fibonacci Prima - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 10:40 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-08-2011, 10:20 PM)jash Wrote: Hey, hey! Somebody's gotta buy me dinner before I look at any "members" pal...I'm a lady.
jash has a gash? Heavens to murgatroid!
I don't think leaving lipstick marks on a twilight poster held up by pink band aids necessarily means jash is female. Delusional, perhaps.
RE: newbie - IMaDick - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 10:45 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:(02-08-2011, 10:40 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-08-2011, 10:20 PM)jash Wrote: Hey, hey! Somebody's gotta buy me dinner before I look at any "members" pal...I'm a lady.
jash has a gash? Heavens to murgatroid!
I don't think leaving lipstick marks on a twilight poster held up by pink band aids necessarily means jash is female. Delusional, perhaps.
Don't be like that, I like white girls also.
RE: newbie - username - 02-08-2011
(02-08-2011, 09:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Iam a nice person, but Im no pussy.
I'm a typical type A-B bra size.
Fixed it.