(02-20-2011, 02:50 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.

cracker is the 3^rd string of the mock regulars.

OK, Coach:wheelchair:, I'll go back to the bench and wait to be dazzled.

(02-20-2011, 02:54 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote: You can dish it, but you can't take it? This is a joke to me, okay! No need to get upset.

And for not finding me interesting, why keep bothering to post? I did a quick introduction as a newbie. Just trying to follow instructions like a good little newbie!

At first I was surprised by all the weird responses, then figured it all fell under "newbie initiation & torture." So, I decided to play along!

:B

(02-20-2011, 02:57 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:50 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.

cracker is the 3^rd string of the mock regulars.

OK, Coach:wheelchair:, I'll go back to the bench and wait to be dazzled.

Believe me, this inspector gary isn't up to the task, I would be surprised if he is even a real inspector, but I bet the retard actually used his real name.

my personal opinion is that he is 35 with thick glasses,chrome dome, still living at home, unemployed, single with no prospects.

(02-20-2011, 03:04 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:54 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote: You can dish it, but you can't take it? This is a joke to me, okay! No need to get upset.

And for not finding me interesting, why keep bothering to post? I did a quick introduction as a newbie. Just trying to follow instructions like a good little newbie!

At first I was surprised by all the weird responses, then figured it all fell under "newbie initiation & torture." So, I decided to play along!

:B

What? Cracker's blood pressure didn't deviate.

Now you have shown weakness. And you call yourself "Inspector Gary." That is two strikes.

There are more chicks than dudes in the crime forum. You might get lucky in there. Tell them you are really an inspector.

(02-20-2011, 03:05 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:57 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:50 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.

cracker is the 3^rd string of the mock regulars.

OK, Coach:wheelchair:, I'll go back to the bench and wait to be dazzled.

Believe me, this inspector gary isn't up to the task, I would be surprised if he is even a real inspector, but I bet the retard actually used his real name.

my personal opinion is that he is 35 with thick glasses,chrome dome, still living at home, unemployed, single with no prospects.

That's good! I needed a laugh! Just the thought of Inspector Gary being someone's real name!

And yes, it is a ridiculous name! That's why I chose it, because it makes me laugh!

(02-20-2011, 03:16 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 03:05 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:57 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:50 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.

cracker is the 3^rd string of the mock regulars.

OK, Coach:wheelchair:, I'll go back to the bench and wait to be dazzled.

Believe me, this inspector gary isn't up to the task, I would be surprised if he is even a real inspector, but I bet the retard actually used his real name.

my personal opinion is that he is 35 with thick glasses,chrome dome, still living at home, unemployed, single with no prospects.

That's good! I needed a laugh! Just the thought of Inspector Gary being someone's real name!

And yes, it is a ridiculous name! That's why I chose it, because it makes me laugh!

Wasn't it you that just informed cracker that the Internet afforded the anonymity to be whatever and whoever she wanted to be?

you assumed her description of herself as an educated adult was bullshit.



Fuck you and your denial ,gary is your name.

and the rest of the description went unanswered making it also accurate.

you may want to change your hobby from junior sleuth to entomology or something with a similar lack of necessity for human interaction.

(02-20-2011, 03:40 AM)Cracker Wrote: Oh, and welcome to Mock.

i'm making Gary a member just to annoy you two relentlessly evil clowns. christ, at least he had the stamina to listen to your comedy club routine and reply, unlike many.

(02-20-2011, 06:02 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'm making Gary a member just to annoy you two relentlessly evil clowns. christ, at least he had the stamina to listen to your comedy club routine and reply, unlike many.

(02-20-2011, 06:02 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'm making Gary a member just to annoy you two relentlessly evil clowns. christ, at least he had the stamina to listen to your comedy club routine and reply, unlike many.

(02-20-2011, 03:53 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Inspector Gary sounds like the creepy guy who hangs out on his porch in his dirty wife beater scratching himself while watching women's gymnastics on the little tv with the rabbit ears.

(02-20-2011, 06:44 PM)Inspector Gary Wrote:

(02-20-2011, 03:53 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Inspector Gary sounds like the creepy guy who hangs out on his porch in his dirty wife beater scratching himself while watching women's gymnastics on the little tv with the rabbit ears.

I have to agree with you there! First off, I'm actually a woman. My husband and I came up with "alter ego" nicknames for each other as a joke. He chose "Gary" for me, because frankly, it was the dumbest sounding name he could think of at that moment!!

Sorry to anyone out there named Gary! :O

And my husband is in law enforcement. So, I joke around that I live vicariously through his more exciting stories! Thus, "Inspector Gary" was created!!