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RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 03:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:(02-23-2011, 12:57 AM)Donkeh Wrote: Keith Stone is awesome. Just sayin...
So what the difference between mocking and flaming? Seriously, I wanna know.
Mocking requires intelligence and originality. Flaming is childish regurgitation of lulz read on gaming boards frequented by socially deficient 30 yr old virgins living in mom's dining room.
I rather think you are well familiarized with the second scenario.
jsyk you fail miserably at both.
It ain't your fault. Your parents should have been warned of the repercussions of inbreeding in science class.
Stay in school.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - BlueTiki - 02-23-2011
(02-22-2011, 11:59 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Tic, tac, tic, tac...
Breath mint, breath mint . . .
Is this a Basque reference or the noise from your garage sale clock?
Wait!
I'll bet it's Ebonics for "The Sound of Timepieces".
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
So what is it, Blue Tiki?
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - BlueTiki - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 01:13 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: So what is it, Blue Tiki?
Hell . . . I don't know. You posted "tic, tac, tic, tac".
My guess: It's the sound of your flash, big-pimpin' Rolex copy.
Ebonics - the ESL of Rainbow Warriors on the down-low.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 01:23 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-23-2011, 01:13 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: So what is it, Blue Tiki?
Hell . . . I don't know. You posted "tic, tac, tic, tac".
My guess: It's the sound of your flash, big-pimpin' Rolex copy.
Ebonics - the ESL of Rainbow Warriors on the down-low.
Hard to translate retarded for me. My sincere apologies.
It was the wall clock. Keith Stone has no need for a flashy, big-pimpin Rolex copy or an original one.
That type of stuff is for insecure people that need to show the world they "had made it" by owning an item peasants foresee as unattainable, thus giving them a false sense of superiority.
I am above all that nonsense. I am Keith Stone and my awesomeness is recognized by my peers and appreciated for the ones that matter.
Do you feel the need to own a Rolex?
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - BlueTiki - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 01:36 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Keith Stone has no need for a flashy, big-pimpin Rolex copy or an original one.
That type of stuff is for insecure people that need to show the world they "had made it" by owning an item peasants foresee as unattainable, thus giving them a false sense of superiority.
I am above all that nonsense. I am Keith Stone and my awesomeness is recognized by my peers and appreciated for the ones that matter.
Do you feel the need to own a Rolex?
As to the Rolex . . . after purchasing the Benz and the house in Paradise Valley, no.
However, you might consider a Rolex. They make no sound.
But then again, neither do chain store digital watches.
Please give my best to your three peers who matter.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 01:56 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-23-2011, 01:36 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Keith Stone has no need for a flashy, big-pimpin Rolex copy or an original one.
That type of stuff is for insecure people that need to show the world they "had made it" by owning an item peasants foresee as unattainable, thus giving them a false sense of superiority.
I am above all that nonsense. I am Keith Stone and my awesomeness is recognized by my peers and appreciated for the ones that matter.
Do you feel the need to own a Rolex?
As to the Rolex . . . after purchasing the Benz and the house in Paradise Valley, no.
However, you might consider a Rolex. They make no sound.
But then again, neither do chain store digital watches.
Please give my best to your three peers who matter.
I see your alleged ownership of a Benz and a house in Paradise being quite irrelevant to the conversation, but I understand your insecurity. That's exactly the point I was making in my previous post.
Now that you let a complete stranger know about your imaginary possessions, you got to feel a little bit warmer deep inside. And I'm absolutely aware of Rolex and their characteristics. I can Google too.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - BlueTiki - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 02:16 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: I can Google too.
Too bad you didn't Google "tic, tac, tic, tac" before you posted.
And it's Paradise Valley.
Google it.
Food stamp peasant.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
Paradise Valley?
That's a dump for crack whores compared where I live, biatch.
And to Google shit, I only got to go to the garage and see it live. I own Google. Yes, biach... dat's riight! I bought the motherfucker and got it deliver dis mornin'
I had to aks my driver to move all my cars out of the garage to put it there... I'm sure you know my driver... his name is Jay Z.
Now I got to go cause if I leave the helicopter idling for too long it overheats.
I'm made of monee, bitches!!!!
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Duchess - 02-23-2011
Oh brother.
RAMSEY! Guess who is in da house? Sound familiar? Jesus Christ.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Cracker - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 02:41 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Paradise Valley?
That's a dump for crack whores compared where I live, biatch.
And to Google shit, I only got to go to the garage and see it live. I own Google. Yes, biach... dat's riight! I bought the motherfucker and got it deliver dis mornin'
I had to aks my driver to move all my cars out of the garage to put it there... I'm sure you know my driver... his name is Jay Z.
Now I got to go cause if I leave the helicopter idling for too long it overheats.
I'm made of monee, bitches!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha
I love me some boys with Vaseline stains on their back pockets.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 07:27 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-23-2011, 02:41 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Paradise Valley?
That's a dump for crack whores compared where I live, biatch.
And to Google shit, I only got to go to the garage and see it live. I own Google. Yes, biach... dat's riight! I bought the motherfucker and got it deliver dis mornin'
I had to aks my driver to move all my cars out of the garage to put it there... I'm sure you know my driver... his name is Jay Z.
Now I got to go cause if I leave the helicopter idling for too long it overheats.
I'm made of monee, bitches!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha
I love me some boys with Vaseline stains on their back pockets.
See? I knew I could grow on you mofoker!
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - IMaDick - 02-23-2011
Hello Julie.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Cracker - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 07:34 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: See? I knew I could grow on you mofoker!
I had a beer with dinner. I might not like you tomorrow.
Were you a Mocker before or is that the other douche? Cracker can't keep up; please don't make me read it again for clarity. Which old member were you? Are you the drug addict guy that killed someone or the fat lady that worked in a bar and acted like she was still hot or the Jew or one of the Brits? Give us a hint.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Cracker - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 07:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hello Julie.
Ohhh, the fat black lady with the wide nose... (That wasn't on a 70's sitcom.)
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Duchess - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 07:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hello Julie.
She's a nigger
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
Allright.
Dick is already absolutely drunk on my lol milk, and keeps bawwing on the fact I might or might not be different accounts so I'm going to let that develop into whatever will and laugh my way to the bank. You can laugh at that one too and I won't even charge you royalty fees.
Now to the facts:
I've never been a member before here, but many people I know has known people that are members here. I"m not a lady, but I am quite fat. In fact, I'm so fat I've been bounded to a bed for the past four years. I am also a heavy drug addict, but I have a ton of lawyers that are keeping me away from medical treatment while protecting me of my fucking family members, who want to take control of my fortune.
I am not joking. In fact, I used to bang Paris Hilton a few years back until I ended up fucking Nikki and everything went downhill from there.
I need help.
Please don't turn away like everyone else around me.
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - BlueTiki - 02-23-2011
(02-23-2011, 08:05 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Please don't turn away like everyone else around me.
Why not?
Your hands fall asleep when you think about pleasuring yourself.
They know.
Why should we be different?
Bye-bye!
RE: I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011
Shy Guy/Fry Guy would have never done such thing.