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RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-04-2012
You have a good memory, Cracker. This was way before my time, but somewhat interesting read in present context.
bert. Demands for tits, sandwiches, and respect; using 2+ syllable words.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-04-2012
I like how he got his nuts in a twist because I gave him shit. Some men can't handle that. They think they can master the universe and everybody is going to get under them.
Fuck that.
Talk some shit to Cracker. Cracker doesn't care. He isn't paying my rent. hahahahahahaha
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-04-2012
(04-04-2012, 01:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: I like how he got his nuts in a twist because I gave him shit. Some men can't handle that. They think they can master the universe and everybody is going to get under them.
Fuck that.
Talk some shit to Cracker. Cracker doesn't care. He isn't paying my rent. hahahahahahaha
I don't know if you're right about this or not (doesn't matter to me either way), but I can see why you went there when the "bert" thing was tossed out.
RE: My name is... - username - 04-04-2012
Bert is lucky to have a friend like ESAD.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-04-2012
Thanks for dredging this up so I knew wtf everyone was talking about. So we can gather that cracker has always been terribly insecure when people, especially men, use words she doesn't understand? Explains a lot of her hostility toward me, that and the unrequited love thing. Sorry honey, no means no.
I feel kinda disappointed, I thought ESAD was inventing an all-new wacky British word just for me. Darn.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-04-2012
Yes, you are my intellectual superior. And you are a sexy man. And everybody believes that you aren't bert.
RE: My name is... - Duchess - 04-04-2012
(04-04-2012, 05:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: And everybody believes that you aren't bert.
He's not bert, bert was a compilation of people.
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-05-2012
Well, whichever people participated in playing the role of bert, I hope that they have a super fun time at bert's 25th birthday party today! Maybe they will finally get those tits, sandwiches and respect that they were demanding.
RE: My name is... - Middle Finger - 04-05-2012
I miss Bert.
RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-05-2012
I called don bert becoz it rolled in nicely with concrete headed berk.
RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-05-2012
Ftr Don is Bert.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-05-2012
FTR Don is a douche who thinks much more of himself than I do.
(04-05-2012, 10:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, whichever people participated in playing the role of bert, I hope that they have a super fun time at bert's 25th birthday party today! Maybe they will finally get those tits, sandwiches and respect that they were demanding.
Maybe we were too hasty getting rid of Smegs.
RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-05-2012
Donabert is a good man, hes just a cunt like the rest of u, he belongs here.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-05-2012
(04-05-2012, 11:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Donabert is a good man, hes just a cunt like the rest of u, he belongs here.
I know you play mean on TV, but you are a sweet boy.
The insult ESAD thread. - Eat Shit And Die - 04-05-2012
Well its kept me up to my nuts in guts for 15 years so why change now.
RE: My name is... - Jurassic - 04-05-2012
Easter must be near with yet another resurrection of an old thread.
RE: The insult ESAD thread. - Cracker - 04-05-2012
(04-05-2012, 12:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Well its kept me up to my nuts in guts for 15 years so why change now.
Is that a sexual reference?
RE: My name is... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-05-2012
How well do u know me?
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:/
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-06-2012
Lol poor cracker. Must be lonely leading a charge of one.
RE: My name is... - Cracker - 04-06-2012
Everybody laughed. Wait...Nobody laughed.