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- LuMPyPussy - 07-03-2009
post it note Wrote:Three toe toe jam sounds like a James Lee Burke novel.OnBendedKnee Wrote:I do like those oversized green olives with the pimento stuffed in them. Or cream cheese. Good eat'in.So by pimentos you mean three toe toe jam and cream cheese you mean tranny cheese?
Now, Post It, what were you saying?
Does Ant walk with a limp?
- Lady Cop - 07-03-2009
jesus Frank...this thing couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the C and the T. do we draw a line somewhere? like 3rd grade?
- Luke Warmwater - 07-03-2009
This fuck sounds just like the biker fucks...talkin'folksy 'nshit.
I mean how fucking many people actually write/spell how they dickweed speak?
- Duchess - 07-03-2009
Look, you lil' bastard, get your shit together & start making some kind of effort to get out of newbie hell...You are one boring fuck, if this is what we have to look forward to why the hell would we even want you in here...If you have ANYTHING to offer, now would be the time to show it.
- Middle Finger - 07-03-2009
post it note Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:It must be a newbie thing, OBK. Every freakin' one of them tries this.
Shit in...shinny shit out....workin' with what I got here. Had I known that you were a tranny with only three toes on each foot and that OBK likes to suck them like olives, I may have started there...you should divulge these things sooner...
That was pretty good, but that's mostly because I like green olives. They're a new turn on for me by the way. Go back just a few years and I used to think they were disgusting gasoline balls.
- Middle Finger - 07-03-2009
jackboots Wrote:jesus Frank...this thing couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the C and the T. do we draw a line somewhere? like 3rd grade?
I don't know, but my bad ass spellcheckin mother fucka hackle hairs are all up n' shit.*
*credit to OBK for the "n'shit"
- post it note - 07-03-2009
jackboots Wrote:jesus Frank...this thing couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the C and the T. do we draw a line somewhere? like 3rd grade?
Well that's where you got me all wrong bootsie...I spell cat with a P... Not everyone is into 3rd graders...you've just been up the cape a little too long....
- post it note - 07-03-2009
Luke Warmwater Wrote:This fuck sounds just like the biker fucks...talkin'folksy 'nshit.
I mean how fucking many people actually write/spell how they dickweed speak?
Are you sure? Maybe I'm a surfer dude hang'n ten on a knarly wave flippin brougties and rollin smoke...
What's with your obsession with dickweeds anyway? It must be associated with the optimum growth environment.....luke warmwater...
- Maggot - 07-03-2009
When bouncing super-balls full force at the pavement one needs to be vigilant for rebounds towards the teeth.........remember safety first, throw a slider. Carry on......
- post it note - 07-03-2009
Duchess Wrote:Look, you lil' bastard, get your shit together & start making some kind of effort to get out of newbie hell...You are one boring fuck, if this is what we have to look forward to why the hell would we even want you in here...If you have ANYTHING to offer, now would be the time to show it.How do I compete with the show you have at home? like yesterday when Luke was over there blowing your neighbors' three legged dog and snowballing you. Thart motherfucker musta been happy since he usually spends the day chasing his tail and accidentally biting his balls....what a way to live. I'd like to put tape on one of his feet and watch him really freak out... BTW are you still riding the bus just to lick the snasberries off the windows?
- Maggot - 07-03-2009
I like your Avatar but hate your screen name ........its all wrong, butit's alright. Do you fish fuckface?
- post it note - 07-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:I like your Avatar but hate your screen name ........its all wrong, butit's alright. Do you fish fuckface?Your screen name is of a shit eating larva which may fit you to a t, so I guess I need to hold you opinion in high regard huh?
Naw, I don't fish, but I can tell you do just by the smell.
What's your deal with chipmunks? Did they steal your nuts are just half eat them?
- The Antagonist - 07-03-2009
MF, this one can slide on in.
These latest two newbies actually showed some mocking abilities and put some effort into their hazing when asked to buck up! I like that.
The last two who got in disappeared.
Open the gate MF.
Hopefully he's around today to do this for you or , well tough shit, you'll just have to wait 'till he does.
Welcome Sticky Bitch.... hope you don't disappear now we let you in.
- Maggot - 07-03-2009
post it note Wrote:Maggot Wrote:I like your Avatar but hate your screen name ........its all wrong, butit's alright. Do you fish fuckface?Your screen name is of a shit eating larva which may fit you to a t, so I guess I need to hold you opinion in high regard huh? Maggots will be the last thing that kisses your face
Naw, I don't fish, but I can tell you do just by the smell. Thank you! It will keep you away.
What's your deal with chipmunks? Did they steal your nuts are just half eat them? They break in my house and steal my corn flakes.......
Good luck and be safe..........use a condom when jacking off.::aww::
- Duchess - 07-03-2009
post it note Wrote:Why is this post all about Luke when it is me that you quoted ?...Hmmm ?Duchess Wrote:Look, you lil' bastard, get your shit together & start making some kind of effort to get out of newbie hell...You are one boring fuck, if this is what we have to look forward to why the hell would we even want you in here...If you have ANYTHING to offer, now would be the time to show it.How do I compete with the show you have at home? like yesterday when Luke was over there blowing your neighbors' three legged dog and snowballing you. Thart motherfucker musta been happy since he usually spends the day chasing his tail and accidentally biting his balls....what a way to live. I'd like to put tape on one of his feet and watch him really freak out... BTW are you still riding the bus just to lick the snasberries off the windows?
- Middle Finger - 07-03-2009
OK, Post It Clit, you're in.