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RE: Try and solve this..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 01:31 PM)username Wrote: You missed part of it Dick. You have to ask them what THE OTHER guy would say is the correct door to open (and then do the opposite which is what Sally posted earlier).
Thank you!
Jesus Christ that was such a relief I almost came in my fucking pants.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Fibonacci Prima - 03-22-2011
How about...shoot one of the guards, take up his uniform, wait for some stupid dipshit to come along, try, and fail, then take the proper door?
Crude, but effective.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 02:04 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How about...shoot one of the guards, take up his uniform, wait for some stupid dipshit to come along, try, and fail, then take the proper door?
Crude, but effective.
That was a joke right?
Right?
RE: Try and solve this..... - Fibonacci Prima - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 02:09 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(03-22-2011, 02:04 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How about...shoot one of the guards, take up his uniform, wait for some stupid dipshit to come along, try, and fail, then take the proper door?
Crude, but effective.
That was a joke right?
Right?
I admit nothing.
RE: Try and solve this..... - username - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 01:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I didn't personally miss it, I just didn't post the whole thing, it's a fucking brain teaser.
Have you ever in your life just said "I was wrong"? Really, it won't kill you.
RE: Try and solve this..... - IMaDick - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 02:55 PM)username Wrote:(03-22-2011, 01:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I didn't personally miss it, I just didn't post the whole thing, it's a fucking brain teaser.
Have you ever in your life just said "I was wrong"? Really, it won't kill you.
if I was wrong I would tell you.
Have you ever in your life answered any questions on your own?
I gave you all the info you needed to solve the problem, don't blame me if you couldn't do it.
I even showed you the logic, all you could see is that both had the same answer.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-22-2011
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(03-22-2011, 03:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: if I was wrong I would tell you. - Lies
Have you ever in your life answered any questions on your own? - Probably.
I gave you all the info you needed to solve the problem, don't blame me if you couldn't do it. - [/i]You "googled" all the information to solve the problem.
I even showed you the logic, all you could see is that both had the same answer. - [i]You showed her the logic after you had googled it.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 02:55 PM)username Wrote: Have you ever in your life just said "I was wrong"? Really, it won't kill you.
dick would rather cut off his own penis and choke himself with it than admit he was wrong about anything, ever.
I like the fact he intially got the solution wrong AFTER googling it!
RE: Try and solve this..... - username - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 03:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I like the fact he intially got the solution wrong AFTER googling it!
I know!!
RE: Try and solve this..... - username - 03-22-2011
(03-21-2011, 10:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-21-2011, 10:35 PM)username Wrote:Quote:(03-21-2011, 09:43 PM)sally Wrote: You would ask the guard what the other guard would say if you asked him which way to heaven and then you go the opposite way.
This, I like. I still think my blue shirt idea is better, lol.
Dick, that's NOT the same question you posed. Fail.
The question is, does the other guard always tell the truth?
seriously it's not that difficult.
This is some WTF'ery too.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote: The question is, does the other guard always tell the truth?
seriously it's not that difficult.
This is some WTF'ery too.
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I hadn't noticed that one!
Can someone please explain to dick that logic is non-negociable?
RE: Try and solve this..... - IMaDick - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 12:49 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [quote='IMaDick' pid='148005' dateline='1300811341']
OP what if you asked one of them which is the correct door to open?
Here is the wrong answer.
I posted a link to the website because I knew OP would never admit that there was more than one question that could be asked to produce the correct door.
No googling. This logic question is older than both of you, it's been around a long time, long enough for other correct answers to have been developed.
Quote: Logic not your strong point is it dipshit?
If you ask the hell guard which is the correct door he will lie and say his door, if you ask the heaven guard which is the correct door he will tell the truth and also say his door.
Leaving you no further forward you retard.
RE: Try and solve this..... - IMaDick - 03-22-2011
Now I get to laugh at OP and op jr, both retards.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cracker - 03-22-2011
It's not a new logic problem. Labyrinth was made in the 80's.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cracker - 03-22-2011
Do this one:
The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World
A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the rest stay. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.
On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.
The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:
"I can see someone who has blue eyes."
Who leaves the island, and on what night?
There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."
And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."
RE: Try and solve this..... - Maggot - 03-22-2011
They all leave. On Friday night.
RE: Try and solve this..... - IMaDick - 03-22-2011
The rules didn't change, the only ones who left are the ones who had figured out their own eye color and they didn't leave until the next day after midnight.
RE: Try and solve this..... - Fibonacci Prima - 03-22-2011
Everyone on the first, third and eighth row, on a tuesday night. It was a dark and stormy night, with a full moon hidden behind angry clouds. A lone beagle types away in the distance. A light warming a small patch of grass beneath his window. He watches briefly as islanders file one by one past his home, to whatever new lands they are off to explore and inhabit. He wonders as they walk by in the dark, dark night, "What color eyes do they have, and why are they walking in the damn rain?"
RE: Try and solve this..... - Cracker - 03-22-2011
Girl, if you don't drink, you are batshit crazy. hahahaha
RE: Try and solve this..... - Maggot - 03-22-2011
(03-22-2011, 05:36 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Everyone on the first, third and eighth row, on a tuesday night. It was a dark and stormy night, with a full moon hidden behind angry clouds. A lone beagle types away in the distance. A light warming a small patch of grass beneath his window. He watches briefly as islanders file one by one past his home, to whatever new lands they are off to explore and inhabit. He wonders as they walk by in the dark, dark night, "What color eyes do they have, and why are they walking in the damn rain?"
I like that. Snoopy knows .....Yes, he knows.