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RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-05-2011, 05:10 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Ordinary peephole must have lived in space for the last 10 years, come on man get with the times there guy!
Sorry, I don't speak fluent wigger dawg.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
Ordinary peephole, are you a homosexual?
RE: Cops and robbers - Duchess - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:24 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: Ordinary peephole, are you a homosexual?
We are all gay in here, I thought you knew that. Only gays are allowed in.
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:24 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: Ordinary peephole, are you a homosexual?
For five hundred quid, he'll be anything you want.
What's up, Sonny? Starting to get those urges, again?
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:24 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: Ordinary peephole, are you a homosexual?
Before I reveal that we shall have to negotiate a fee.
I am actually a male lesbian, I lurve me some titties.
My eloquence is due to education and natural selection.
I dive into my genepool, you paddle in yours.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
I figured something was wrong with you, normal people have something good to say every once in a while. If you were at the other end of my peephole, your face would be disfigured to say the least.
RE: Cops and robbers - AriGold - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:37 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I am actually a male lesbian, I lurve me some titties.
I'm not a boob guy. I realize that this sounds like a contradiction to most people since, if you're a straight guy, you are, by default, a boob guy. But that's just not me.
I'm actually turned on by other things in a woman. Show me a girl with a nice, thick cock, and I'll be happy.
Is that gay?
I like it when a girl has a gigantic dick. I'm talking like one where I can't even wrap my fingers around it and have them touch. And I have long fingers. And I also have an insatiable hetero-thirst for a sexy-ass chick with a fierce dong.
I love it when she's wearing a thong and her balls dangle out both sides of the thin bottom, her hairy beanbag dissected by a thin strand of cotton. Maybe some dudes won't agree with me, but, trust me, it's way hot.
By now, some of you are saying to yourselves, "What is this dude? A homo?"
Calm down.
She DOES have to be sporting a half-closed, hermaphrodite vaginal slit starting at the base of her balls ……or that's just fucking gay.
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
I don't really have much good to say at a "mock" forum dawg.
As for your peehole please keep that wizened cocktail sausage away from me please.
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
It's a Vienna sausage to you, I'm hung like a beetle, hence the nickname beetledick.
RE: Cops and robbers - Duchess - 04-06-2011
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:53 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: It's a Vienna sausage . . .
You a Rothschild, too?
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
I just got finished taking a good healthy shit this morning, and I must tell you I feel great, sorry for the 4 min delay . I had to wipe my ass 47 times, and went through 2 rolls of toilet paper. So, what did I miss?
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:59 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: So, what did I miss?
There was some gun toting, dirty harry wannabe, wigger douchebag......no wait, that was you.
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:59 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: I just got finished taking a good healthy shit this morning, and I must tell you I feel great, sorry for the 4 min delay . I had to wipe my ass 47 times, and went through 2 rolls of toilet paper. So, what did I miss?
I think you flushed your best response.
Thanks for letting us know you don't wash your hands.
RE: Cops and robbers - AriGold - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 10:59 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: I just got finished taking a good healthy shit this morning, and I must tell you I feel great, sorry for the 4 min delay . I had to wipe my ass 47 times, and went through 2 rolls of toilet paper. So, what did I miss?
"You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back. What does that chunk want?"
- RP
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
So ordinary peephole I must ask this , were you molested as a child?
RE: Cops and robbers - BlueTiki - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 11:03 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: So ordinary peephole I must ask this , were you molested as a child?
The urges are strong today, aren't they, Sonny?
RE: Cops and robbers - Sonny223 - 04-06-2011
I had the Hersey chocolate squirts this morning. But I do know what you mean, I look forward to the day that I have to wipe once and that's it, what's it gonna take for that to happen?
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 11:03 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: So ordinary peephole I must ask this , were you molested as a child?
No, my dad didn't think I was sexy enough, my self esteem is low as a result.
RE: Cops and robbers - Cynical Ninja - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 11:08 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: what's it gonna take for that to happen?
You'll probably have to have all the semen pumped out of your stomach first.