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Bow before me, bitches - Printable Version

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RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMaDick - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:26 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote:
(04-11-2011, 11:21 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Prince asshat
Princess, to you.
Now, bow at my feet, hillbilly.

Naw, if you want to be a princess then you will need to have those big assed bones shaved down a little and spend a few weeks in the electrolysis chair.

You're a little too hairy even for the middle eastern crowd.

Like I said before let me know when you're tired of following and you want to lead the thread your dumb ass started.

just so you know, I don't think you're a troll, there is no way that can be true.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Cynical Ninja - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:28 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: What the fuck is a soup chicken? That sounds retarded.

Indeed it is.

Much to learn you still have my young padawan.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - BlueTiki - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:31 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: I'm told my talented tongue & mouth could make a man rise from the dead.

Parents sometimes lie to their children.

I'm sure they meant well by telling you this "fairy", tale.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:32 AM)IMaDick Wrote: just so you know, I don't think you're a troll, there is no way that can be true.

I already said I wasn't. You're brilliant.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMaDick - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:32 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(04-11-2011, 11:28 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: What the fuck is a soup chicken? That sounds retarded.

Indeed it is.

Much to learn you still have my young padawan.

It's only fitting that you would relate to a three foot tall half frog half lizard fictional character. hah

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Fibonacci Prima - 04-11-2011

Will you be favoring us with a picture of "yourself" in a bikini at a charity event soon? I mean, that went so well the first time ...

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Cynical Ninja - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: It's only fitting that you would relate to a three foot tall half frog half lizard fictional character.

I'm sure you could take on Yoda with your "well muscled" physique.

hah

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMaDick - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:34 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote:
(04-11-2011, 11:32 AM)IMaDick Wrote: just so you know, I don't think you're a troll, there is no way that can be true.
I already said I wasn't. You're brilliant.

I was actually speaking of ability not desire.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:35 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Will you be favoring us with a picture of "yourself" in a bikini at a charity event soon? I mean, that went so well the first time ...

I don't know what you're talking about.
<-------my photo.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - BlueTiki - 04-11-2011

Hey Newbie . . .

Sonny and whitey are having difficulty scrounging change from their thrift-store couch.

Why don't you give them a hand.

Pizza guy is minutes away.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

I'm only interested in the guys so if you're not one, go away.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - BlueTiki - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:44 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: I'm only interested in the guys . . .

But . . . but . . . Sonny and whitey claim they ARE guys!

Just because they're pre-op, don't be a hater.

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMaDick - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:44 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: I'm only interested in the guys so if you're not one, go away.

Ya I can see that working hah

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:47 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: don't be a hater.

I'm an equal hater. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I read some of the other intros. How come all the stupid people get let in so quickly?
This could take all fucking day. Yawn

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Cynical Ninja - 04-11-2011

Is this person claiming that their avatar is a picture of themselves?

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Lady Cop - 04-11-2011

2 dollah 2 dollah!

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RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:51 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Is this person claiming that their avatar is a picture of themselves?

Yes. Is there a problem?

RE: Bow before me, bitches - Cynical Ninja - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:50 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: I read some of the other intros. How come all the stupid people get let in so quickly?

I hate to say it but the newbie has a point.

If you are after "guys" check out Iamadicks alleged "muscled frame"!

hah

RE: Bow before me, bitches - BlueTiki - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:50 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: This could take all fucking day.

Yeah . . . like you are a productive member of society and have important things to do!

Tough when the cold sores surface, huh, babe?

And running low on generic soda, too . . .

RE: Bow before me, bitches - IMABITCH2 - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 11:52 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: 2 dollah 2 dollah!

My legs are better than that & I don't have a fat abdomen.