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RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Duchess - 09-24-2011



I close my eyes if I have to scroll by them, they make me want to hurl.

RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - username - 09-24-2011

Does she paint them? Can you imagine the time involved in painting or removing nail polish from those things?

It made me wonder, why fingernails? Why not....









[Image: toenails.jpg]

RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - username - 09-24-2011

The last recorded measuring for the longest toenails in the world was in 1991. Back then Louise Hollis of California won hands down with a combine length of her 10 toenails of 2.21 meters or 87 inches.

Louise Hollis' husband gave her a choice: either he goes or the toenails go. She is now single.


RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Maggot - 09-24-2011

Insanity takes many forms. I would get her drunk and clip them. What could they possibly get you for? Trimming fingernails?

RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - HairOfTheDog - 09-24-2011

(09-24-2011, 08:12 PM)username Wrote: Does she paint them? Can you imagine the time involved in painting or removing nail polish from those things?

It made me wonder, why fingernails? Why not....

[Image: toenails.jpg]

Oh gross! Only shoes those feet can wear are sandals. Man, just imagine cruising through the grocery store and coming upon those toes in a pair of flip flops..

We haven't seen Chris "The Dutchess" Morgan's feet. Maybe she's got some long-ass toe nails too.


RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Maggot - 09-24-2011

I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
I got a woody she was so cute. 116

RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - username - 09-24-2011

(09-24-2011, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
I got a woody she was so cute. 116

You'll fit right in at the White House.



RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - username - 09-24-2011

(09-24-2011, 08:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh gross! Only shoes those feet can wear are sandals.

I'm guessing she has to walk on her heels or risk breaking a toenail, right? Can you freaking imagine...?????


RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Maggot - 09-24-2011

Does she get a handicap plate?

RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - HairOfTheDog - 09-24-2011

(09-24-2011, 09:09 PM)username Wrote:
(09-24-2011, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
I got a woody she was so cute. 116

You'll fit right in at the White House.

Yep, Maggot's got President written all over him. He's horny, he's willing to clip a bitch's nasty nails so she can fill out the ballot, and he's pandering for votes by offering up free pickles. I might vote for him.