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RE: why are you a dork? - LuciferLynn - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 05:24 PM)Maggot Wrote:(03-08-2012, 03:40 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.
Are you a Virgo? Do you like sailboats and moon filled nights? Are you between the ages of 18-74 and do you still have all your hair? Sterling may just be right up your alley way or at least ready with some vaseline.
Pahahaha.....no.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
Is it dorky to save the butterflies & moths when they get hung up on the screen in the gazebo, is it dorky to save the worms on the walkway in the summer before the sun bakes them on the spot, is it dorky to think my horse understands the sound of my laughter?
RE: why are you a dork? - Cracker - 03-08-2012
What adult does word searches? Jesus Christ that is fucking mindless. Somebody teach the dumb one how to do Sudoku.
RE: why are you a dork? - crash - 03-08-2012
You'd have to teach her to count to nine first...
One...two...three...squirrel!
RE: why are you a dork? - username - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 05:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: What adult does word searches? Jesus Christ that is fucking mindless. Somebody teach the dumb one how to do Sudoku.
They come in her Highlights magazine.
RE: why are you a dork? - Cracker - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 05:57 PM)crash Wrote: You'd have to teach her to count to nine first...
One...two...three...squirrel!
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I honestly don't know any adults (who aren't elderly) who do those. Adults do crosswords, not word searches. I can't believe she even admitted it. I honestly don't think she realizes how dumb she is compared to other people.
RE: why are you a dork? - Midwest Spy - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 05:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Is it dorky to save the butterflies & moths when they get hung up on the screen in the gazebo, is it dorky to save the worms on the walkway in the summer before the sun bakes them on the spot, is it dorky to think my horse understands the sound of my laughter?
Yes, Yes and No
RE: why are you a dork? - Midwest Spy - 03-08-2012
I've never jumped on the 'Let's persecute Ramsey' bandwagon, but admitting, as an adult, that word search puzzles are your thing is beyond dorky.
She's dumb as a box of rocks.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 06:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yes, Yes and No
...says the dork who weeps over It's A Wonderful Life.
At least my dorkiness saves insignificant lives, you're crying over Jimmy Stewart.
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 03-08-2012
Good Lord..........I just want to walk along and pet everyone on the head and feed cajun peanuts out of the bag they sell at the gate.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
You're such a dork.
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You're such a dork.
In these shoes?
RE: why are you a dork? - username - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 06:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Says the mental giant who uses tired, worn-out expressions.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: In these shoes?
They are adorkable on you.
RE: why are you a dork? - Midwest Spy - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 08:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-08-2012, 06:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yes, Yes and No
...says the dork who weeps over It's A Wonderful Life.
At least my dorkiness saves insignificant lives, you're crying over Jimmy Stewart.
Hey, at least I thought that you actually communicated with your horses. I'll give you that one.
Worms?? Really?
I'm going to reconsider if saving butterflies is dorky. Let me ponder that one.
As for the Wonderful Life reference, aren't you tired of
???I've already said that YOU'RE the one that looks like the ASSCLOWN for continually bringing it up. Most members would agree, but wouldn't have the nutsack to tell you.
BTW, luv what you've done with your hair!
RE: why are you a dork? - username - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:16 PM)Maggot Wrote:(03-08-2012, 09:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You're such a dork.
In these shoes?
It's the mid-calf, argyle socks.
RE: why are you a dork? - Midwest Spy - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:19 PM)username Wrote:(03-08-2012, 06:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Says the mental giant who uses tired, worn-out expressions.
Baloney-Pony?
That's fun to write. I wouldn't use it in a real, verbal conversation.
Sounds like you're dying to get into it with me.
Please don't let this mental-giant make you his mental-midget.
RE: why are you a dork? - username - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(03-08-2012, 09:19 PM)username Wrote:(03-08-2012, 06:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Says the mental giant who uses tired, worn-out expressions.
Baloney-Pony?
Please don't let this mental-giant make you his mental-midget.
No!!! "Dumb as a box of rocks" (that expression I quoted up there ^^). Jesus, I win already.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, at least I thought that you actually communicated with your horses. I'll give you that one.
Worms?? Really?
I'm going to reconsider if saving butterflies is dorky. Let me ponder that one.
As for the Wonderful Life reference, aren't you tired of
I've already said that YOU'RE the one that looks like the ASSCLOWN for continually bringing it up. Most members would agree, but wouldn't have the nutsack to tell you.
BTW, luv what you've done with your hair!
Yes, worms, yes I know that borders on the bizarre, so fuckin' what. I see them writhing there & I can't ignore that.
I told you at the time you would never live that down & I was sincere. What other movies do you cry at & I'll switch back & forth, missy spy.
There isn't one person in here who is afraid to approach me.
I have no idea what your hair comment means but it can't be good.
RE: why are you a dork? - Midwest Spy - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 09:26 PM)username Wrote:(03-08-2012, 09:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(03-08-2012, 09:19 PM)username Wrote:(03-08-2012, 06:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Says the mental giant who uses tired, worn-out expressions.
Baloney-Pony?
Please don't let this mental-giant make you his mental-midget.
No!!! "Dumb as a box of rocks" (that expression I quoted up there ^^). Jesus, I win already.
You used 'expressions', plural. I was giving you 'box of rocks' already, and was going back in time to think of another nugget that had stuck in your craw.
BTW, you wanna know why I'm such a dork, beyond all the other obvious reasons?
"Wanna see you with it, 'sho could treat your right. Give me just a minute of your time tonight. We both are here to have big fun. So LET IT WHIP!"
Name that 1-Hit wonder from the '80's with the 1 token white guy!!