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RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

Are you volunteering to change his diapers and be his wet nurse, JsMom?

RE: What is your shoe size? - Tommy Tourette - 01-25-2012

Hmmm... spike heels may not be MANDATORY

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DAY-um

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RE: What is your shoe size? - Tommy Tourette - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:00 PM)JsMom Wrote: hah How poetic you are Tommy.

You wanna see some of my REAL poetry. Yeah, I do write it. Tell me the category you want it in and..... oh hell... I'll PM some to ya.





RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:03 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote:
(01-25-2012, 10:00 PM)JsMom Wrote: hah How poetic you are Tommy.

You wanna see some of my REAL poetry. Yeah, I do write it. Tell me the category you want it in and..... oh hell... I'll PM some to ya.

hah Now you have to pretend you like some old guy's poetry. You may even have to read it.

I don't engage people online. I don't want to read their poems or hear about their dreams or explain why I'm not sending a pic of my tits.


RE: What is your shoe size? - Tommy Tourette - 01-25-2012

I've dreamt of things smaller and bigger
but never of pix of the tits of a ......... (damn, what rhymes?)

hah

RE: What is your shoe size? - JsMom - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you volunteering to change his diapers and be his wet nurse, JsMom?

Not at all...Just thought his lil' poem was funny!

RE: What is your shoe size? - Maggot - 01-25-2012

Hey Tommy........write a poem about Crackers cheerleading days.........


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RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:19 PM)JsMom Wrote: Not at all...Just thought his lil' poem was funny!

You know men of a certain age keep pics of their boners handy to send in PMs because they may not get another chance to capture the moment.

You are asking for bad poetry and a pics of a toothless mole rat.
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RE: What is your shoe size? - Maggot - 01-25-2012

You need s l o w sex and you know it!!!

RE: What is your shoe size? - JsMom - 01-25-2012

Ewww! Krakker!

RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey Tommy........write a poem about Crackers cheerleading days.........


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I call it my "cheerleading daze." Because I only remember some of the guys I humped.

(That's a dude, right? It is getting harder and harder to tell.)

RE: What is your shoe size? - Maggot - 01-25-2012

Did they live?

RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: You need s l o w sex and you know it!!!

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RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Did they live?

Do you mean intact?

RE: What is your shoe size? - Maggot - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 10:30 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-25-2012, 10:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: You need s l o w sex and you know it!!!

[Image: lemonparty.jpg]

Why do you hate Patrick Swazey?

RE: What is your shoe size? - Cracker - 01-25-2012

Take that back!

He was a nice man.

Cancer jokes are bad, Maggotttt.

RE: What is your shoe size? - LuciferLynn - 01-25-2012

(01-25-2012, 07:01 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-25-2012, 06:55 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: 7 in womens won't have a boys size, they stop at 4. I know that b/c I have to buy them for myself. Or else be relegated to wearing shoes with Barbies and Dora all over them. I'd rather go barefoot.

Are these your Boots?
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I have a family member who wears a 6 in womens and she always has cute shoes because not many people outside of slutty 13 year olds wear that size.


Pahahaha! No, these are not my boots. I have a hard time finding boots, though I do love them, mostly because they make me look tall (they all have heels). However, my boots are for women (all at least a little too big) and not appropriate for children.