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- Duchess - 05-12-2009
HELLO !...I think you were aiming for "C'mon"....Oh, brother
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
OOOPS, so my grammar is an easy target and so is my spelling. I am half liquored up and been waiting for you lot to show up all night... Give me a break.
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
What the hell time zone are you in ?
- LuMPyPussy - 05-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:HELLO !...I think you were aiming for "C'mon"....Oh, brother
It's my powers of mind control... I wrote 'common', newbie wrote the same word.
I try to use my superpowers for good.
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
Ooohhh...mind control...wonderful power to have...Ramsey..Ramsey, where are you. ::gigg::
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
Oh God, Lumpy Pussy is already using me.... I knew I would be the house cat... but powers of telepathy? I feel more used than the guy on the movie underdog. Not,
Just to be sure to answer the questions around here, I am in the twilight zone, never found never lost I am just sure I don't wanta be in the real world.
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
Make her squawk like a chicken when she encounters Loverboy today, LMPP...Please
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
MMM Lover boy,,,, gets out whole case of joy jelly.
- LuMPyPussy - 05-12-2009
Saddragon Wrote:Oh God, Lumpy Pussy is already using me.... I knew I would be the house cat... but powers of telepathy? I feel more used than the guy on the movie underdog. Not,The land down under, then.::thumbs::
Just to be sure to answer the questions around here, I am in the twilight zone, never found never lost I am just sure I don't wanta be in the real world.
- LuMPyPussy - 05-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:Ooohhh...mind control...wonderful power to have...Ramsey..Ramsey, where are you. ::gigg::Not much to work with there, Duchess. ::dunno::
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
If you are needing joy jelly, little one, then you must have an exceedingly difficult time arousing anyone...Poor thing..You're a dud.
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
OH yes, remember I said just short of HELL to begin with.
Should one find oneself in Aussie land it would be just short of hell.... but I am closer to hell and your harth than that.
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
There is an Aussie out there that I would LOVE to visit...{Can ya hear me now, baby ?}
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
Your making hot dates in my thread? HMMMM PF...
Remember and keep up to this... I don't give dry fucks to anybody for any reason... can't stand them... besides.. Joy jelly makes it mmm so sloppy.
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
Saddragon Wrote:Joy jelly makes it mmm so sloppy.I stand by my statement...If you were any good, AT ALL, in the art of foreplay you wouldn't need joy jelly...Obviously, you leave much to be desired.
- LuMPyPussy - 05-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:There is an Aussie out there that I would LOVE to visit...{Can ya hear me now, baby ?}Eric Bana?
- Duchess - 05-12-2009
No but, damn is he hot stuff...Yum..Yum
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
Aww now you gone and hurt my dried up dick's wittle feelings..
I think I will go cry... like bornbitch would.
- Saddragon - 05-12-2009
Just so you all know... I am finally dragging my drunken ass to bed. I will be back later to amuse you and take a punt to the face for your pleasure.
- sally - 05-12-2009
Saddragon Wrote:Just so you all know... I am finally dragging my drunken ass to bed. I will be back later to amuse you and take a punt to the face for your pleasure.Have a nice nap Bumdragon. After you wake up with the shakes,be sure to strain the cigarette butts out of the leftover beers before drinking them.