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Newbie Introduction - Printable Version

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RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

@OBK - Weird, it's like we watched together. While the scar tissue has destroyed many of the finer details, I do remember a hefty fine, a long stretch of community service and court ordered counseling for several of the younger people involved.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
Did that video involve an enlarged/inflamed ball sack and was that actor sweating from simply sitting, looked like he smelled from consuming massive amounts of burnt pinto beans and his acting (like his posts here) staged and horrifically unfunny?

------>hah IMA irresistible I know, My Legend Grows daily as I invade every thread and every post and every thought of the weak and defenseless.

Thanks

IMA Legend<-------

Thank you for proving my point.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: @OBK - Weird, it's like we watched together. While the scar tissue has destroyed many of the finer details, I do remember a hefty fine, a long stretch of community service and court ordered counseling for several of the younger people involved.

We do have cleaner freeways now.
(Thanks {again} IMA.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:24 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
Did that video involve an enlarged/inflamed ball sack and was that actor sweating from simply sitting, looked like he smelled from consuming massive amounts of burnt pinto beans and his acting (like his posts here) staged and horrifically unfunny?

------>hah IMA irresistible I know, My Legend Grows daily as I invade every thread and every post and every thought of the weak and defenseless.

Thanks

IMA Legend<-------

Thank you for proving my point.

I win. I owned you in this exchange and I will own you in the next one also.

Fuck, I like this, I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

You fucking lost. I won.

Thanks for proving MY point.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:26 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: @OBK - Weird, it's like we watched together. While the scar tissue has destroyed many of the finer details, I do remember a hefty fine, a long stretch of community service and court ordered counseling for several of the younger people involved.

We do have cleaner freeways now.
(Thanks {again} IMA.

Who doesn't look smashing in Sheriff's blues walking down the 5?

RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

I'm not really sure what I can add to this. That might just be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

Just as you can't give yourself a nickname, you can't declare yourself victorious on a chat forum.

Best case scenario, it's gauche, worse case, doing so makes you look like a twit.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:37 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Just as you can't give yourself a nickname, you can't declare yourself victorious on a chat forum.

Best case scenario, it's gauche, worse case, doing so makes you look like a twit.

I win again, thanks for proving my point.

You can't help yourself you have to post to me,about me, because of me.

IMA Legend.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:35 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened, I just tell you that I proved my point no matter what the reality was and that's the way it is.

I'm not really sure what I can add to this. That might just be the stupidest thing I've ever read.



Whose the stupid one? you read it and then you couldn't help yourself you had to post about it?

RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

No, I win.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:41 PM)Riotgear Wrote: No, I win.

Welcome to my Legend.

It's always about me, no one can stop thinking about me, posting about me or responding to me when I beckon them.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

If that is your definition of 'winning' a self defeatist attitude that then relies on the repeating the same old mantra, then you're correct. You win.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

Sir Temple?? IS THAT YOU??

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:43 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: If that is your definition of 'winning' (a self defeatist attitude that then relies on the repeating the same old mantra, then you're correct. You win.

And your material has changed how?

It's still about me, just like the majority of your posts have been.

RE: Newbie Introduction - Duchess - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened


Please don't do that or I'll have to label you a tard, not kidding...that's exactly what the Topix tards do.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:26 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: @OBK - Weird, it's like we watched together. While the scar tissue has destroyed many of the finer details, I do remember a hefty fine, a long stretch of community service and court ordered counseling for several of the younger people involved.

We do have cleaner freeways now.
(Thanks {again} IMA.

Who doesn't look smashing in Sheriff's blues walking down the 5?

No, IMA would have to work up to that. He starts out wearing cal trans orange, picking up discarded mattresses off the 78.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:46 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:26 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: @OBK - Weird, it's like we watched together. While the scar tissue has destroyed many of the finer details, I do remember a hefty fine, a long stretch of community service and court ordered counseling for several of the younger people involved.

We do have cleaner freeways now.
(Thanks {again} IMA.

Who doesn't look smashing in Sheriff's blues walking down the 5?

No, IMA would have to work up to that. He starts out wearing cal trans orange, picking up discarded mattresses off the 78.



Brown was my color of choice.

I like how I even made it into this reply.

RE: Newbie Introduction - IMaDick - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened


Please don't do that or I'll have to label you a tard, not kidding...that's exactly what the Topix tards do.

You have a forum full of twats and twiddles.

Me declaring myself the winner is really something I could do before any conversation has happened with any of them.

RE: Newbie Introduction - OnBendedKnee - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-04-2012, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I just declare myself the winner no matter what really happened


Please don't do that or I'll have to label you a tard, not kidding...that's exactly what the Topix tards do.

You have a forum full of twats and twiddles.

Me declaring myself the winner is really something I could do before any conversation has happened with any of them.

You resort to name calling?!
That's crossing the line! :/

RE: Newbie Introduction - Riotgear - 07-04-2012

(07-04-2012, 01:46 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, IMA would have to work up to that. He starts out wearing cal trans orange, picking up discarded mattresses off the 78.

I was wondering what happened to that mattress. Must be nice to get ahold of the free painters ladders and lawn chairs.

WTF is it with the 78 anyway? Damn.