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The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Printable Version

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RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Riotgear - 07-07-2012

What's wrong with a plain slut?

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Maggot - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-07-2012

^
And still expect to get paid.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - IMaDick - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 11:49 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
And still expect to get paid.

I see you finally made a post without my name in it.

Congratulations,it's a start.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-07-2012

No, but the topic is all you.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - IMaDick - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 11:55 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, but the topic is all you.

it's always me, IMA Legend.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Riotgear - 07-07-2012

Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Midwest Spy - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 12:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead

I love it when you bring this one ^^^^ out.

Alright, Dick, the gang's all here.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 11:55 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, but the topic is all you.

You're learning, finally. Smiley_emoticons_wink Dick seems to have disappeared. The only time that happens to me is when the temp drops below zero.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - username - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 07:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.

hah

Good one.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Riotgear - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 07:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.

If she's hot enough who cares? That Ferrari ain't gonna drive itself.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-07-2012

^
But without fuel in the tank and a responsive turn of the key, you won't be able to drive it either.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Riotgear - 07-07-2012

Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-07-2012

Put her on the stick shift.

That always helps.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - IMaDick - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 12:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead

I love it when you bring this one ^^^^ out.

Alright, Dick, the gang's all here.

exactly.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Midwest Spy - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 01:14 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?

He told me I can speak for him.

He said he's:

A) Exasperated that Dick leaves everytime he's about to tell the tale of 'The Legend of IMaDick'.

B) He's bored with the Gear, Ma & Donovan merry-go-round.

C) Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear. He loved her hooter pics!

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Duchess - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 01:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear.


You haven't been in Mock long enough to know how many chances she's had to fuck up.

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - Midwest Spy - 07-07-2012

For a woman who wasn't particularly good looking, she sure didn't have any problems snapping pics of her body.

hahhah

RE: The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-07-2012

(07-07-2012, 01:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:14 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?

He told me I can speak for him.

He said he's:

A) Exasperated that Dick leaves everytime he's about to tell the tale of 'The Legend of IMaDick'.

B) He's bored with the Gear, Ma & Donovan merry-go-round.

C) Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear. He loved her hooter pics!

In response:

A) Anyone can quickly tap-tap-tap-imbellish-tap-tap-lie-tap-tap-fib-tap-tap-tap their story, but to do so creatively takes time.

B) I thought it as more of a Magic Hatter Tea Cup ride, but your analogy works.
[Image: teacup.jpg]

C) Don't know the player involved everyone deserves a second (or third, or fourth, or fifth- depending on the photos and what they looked like) chance.