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RE: the annoyance place - LuciferLynn - 07-09-2012
Someone is building a house in my neighbrohood and the big constructions trucks come roaring through at the crack of dawn faster than the speed of sound and do it all day long. When my kids are outside, I've been known to yell at them to slow down. This is a residential neighborhood. Those people piss me off.
RE: the annoyance place - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
telemarketers
RE: the annoyance place - IMaDick - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 05:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:(07-08-2012, 09:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: without a doubt one of the dumbest exchanges Mock has had in a while.
Fixed
RE: the annoyance place - Duchess - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 10:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
RE: the annoyance place - Maggot - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 06:21 AM)pspence Wrote:(07-09-2012, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I tip 20%.
That doesn't surprise me
RE: the annoyance place - OnBendedKnee - 07-09-2012
Taxidermists.
RE: the annoyance place - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 05:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:(07-08-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I don't like it when people urinate in public.
If I have a choice between peeing behind a bush/tree & a public restroom, I'm taking the bush/tree...as long as no one can see me.
Since everyone is a fucking lawyer, let me ammend my annoyance by saying I don't like it when people urinate in public, being in plain view and not on private property but with full approval of private land ownership.
So yeah, out of sight is cool.
RE: the annoyance place - Duchess - 07-09-2012
Gawd, you're snappish today.
RE: the annoyance place - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Gawd, you're snappish today.
Fuck yes I am.
shhhhhhh It's all an act
RE: the annoyance place - pspence - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 07:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:(07-09-2012, 07:49 AM)Carsman Wrote: 18% "TIPS" that are "automatically" added onto your bill by the restaurant!
I wasn't aware of that & have never seen it on my tab. The first time I do will be the last time I give them my business.
It's usually automatic if it's a large group.
RE: the annoyance place - pspence - 07-09-2012
(07-08-2012, 10:55 PM)username Wrote: Bad directions. Honest, it wasn't my fault. Wasted an hour driving around trying to find a location today.
Surely you have a GPS?
RE: the annoyance place - Duchess - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?
I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.
RE: the annoyance place - pspence - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?
I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.
Yes she can be annoying but i do think that it's the best invention ever. Love it. Simplified my life majorly.
RE: the annoyance place - username - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?
I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.
Just for the hell of it, I changed the voice on mine to male. I guess I could call it the sumbitch box. "Make a u-turn if possible"...I hear that one a lot.
I was in "unverified" area much of the time. Plus, I was taking my kid to a remote camp and the camp website said not to trust mapquest etc. Unfortunately the directions they provided were off (or at least not explicit enough).
RE: the annoyance place - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
I went online with my voice mike and changed all the commands to my voice and downloaded them to the nuvi.. I also edited some cute adlibs for the "recalculating" like "not that left, the other fucking left, idiot" and such.
RE: the annoyance place - LuciferLynn - 07-09-2012
I hate that fucking bitch on the gps with her snooty attitude, like she knows every fucking thing under the sun. I swear to god I can hear her sigh heavily before she says "recalculating".
RE: the annoyance place - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
mine has a vibrating dick sleeve.
RE: the annoyance place - Love Child - 07-10-2012
LOL Makes me think of shock therapy. Every time you take a wrong turn you get shocked instead of hearing the voice.
RE: the annoyance place - JsMom - 07-10-2012
(07-10-2012, 03:36 AM)Love Child Wrote: LOL Makes me think of shock therapy. Every time you take a wrong turn you get shocked instead of hearing the voice.
That would be some funny shit.
RE: the annoyance place - Duchess - 07-12-2012
(07-08-2012, 08:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: what annoyed the hell out of you today?
A broad shouldered woman who resembles a linebacker & a church secretary.