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RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 07-31-2012
Bull dykes are the pits.
RE: The Whatever - Midwest Spy - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 02:44 PM)ESAD Wrote: Bull dykes are the pits.
+1
RE: The Whatever - Donovan - 07-31-2012
Almost got my worst ever asswhipping at the hands of a butch dyke when I was a teenager, because I tried to pick up her girlfriend at the slot machines. She looked like the Hulk, if he was a Mexican with flannel and a mullet.
RE: The Whatever - username - 07-31-2012
When I was younger, I had a lesbian roommate. Didn't realize she had the love for me till I got a boyfriend and she moved out in a huff.
Later, I had a butch dyke roommate. She had a g/f but happily offered to kick the ass of any man that messed with me. And she could have done it. I'd say she was 6'3", 200lbs. or so. Scary.
RE: The Whatever - Donovan - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 03:39 PM)username Wrote: When I was younger, I had a lesbian roommate. Didn't realize she had the love for me till I got a boyfriend and she moved out in a huff.
Later, I had a butch dyke roommate. She had a g/f but happily offered to kick the ass of any man that messed with me. And she could have done it. I'd say she was 6'3", 200lbs. or so. Scary.
Hmmmm, were you a smoking little strawberry blonde in Vegas circa 1984?
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 12:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: I may be a little too soft in the middle but I really really REALLY enjoy lovemaking.
Well if you would stop tucking your crazy looking shirts into your Dockers no one would notice your middle and you might get laid more often. I didn't go back and look, but if I remember correctly your shirt had steamboats on it. Do not do that shit anymore.
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
Are sailboats better?
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?
Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.
I've quit stalking you since I found out that wasn't your picture.
RE: The Whatever - HairOfTheDog - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 09:16 PM)pspence Wrote:(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.
I've quit stalking you since I found out that wasn't your picture.
The gay Hispanic virgin part was still stalk-worthy though, right? At least you're no biggot, pspence.
Just a little shallow...
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?
Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.
I agree, forget the nautical theme.
How about firetrucks and garden hoses?
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.
Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 09:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?
Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.
I agree, forget the nautical theme.
How about firetrucks and garden hoses?
I don't know if you're fishing for my approval OBK, but if you have a shirt with firetrucks on it then cut it up and use it for a WD40 rag. Same thing with monkeys, sharks, flowers, helicopters, submarines ect... just stick to solids for your shirts.
RE: The Whatever - Jibbles - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.
And people might realize you spend a great deal of time posturing as an alpha male on message boards.
P.S. http://mockforums.net/thread-8533.html
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
Whatever you say Ma.
RE: The Whatever - sally - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.
Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.
Damn, Ma is just like Sybil. Well except that he's a 60 year old man and not Sally Fields, but other than that they're exactly the same.
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
Disclaimer: The above is my opinion and I have no proof. Nor do I care to attempt to produce any.
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?
Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.
I agree, forget the nautical theme.
How about firetrucks and garden hoses?
I don't know if you're fishing for my approval OBK, but if you have a shirt with firetrucks on it then cut it up and use it for a WD40 rag. Same thing with monkeys, sharks, flowers, helicopters, submarines ect... just stick to solids for your shirts.
1) Yes, I was fishing for your approval. I'll be less obvious next time.
2) Do you know how WD40 got its name? Google it and prepare to be shocked.
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 07-31-2012
I know.
RE: The Whatever - OnBendedKnee - 07-31-2012
Well, don't PM Sally.
Make her discover for herself. . .