(11-18-2012, 12:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 08:06 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 06:22 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 06:13 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

you must have used it when you wanted some 'back door' action.

(11-18-2012, 02:27 AM)HarveySykes Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 04:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [quote='HarveySykes' pid='295799' dateline='1353179266']
He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner!

(11-18-2012, 01:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-18-2012, 02:27 AM)HarveySykes Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 04:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [quote='HarveySykes' pid='295799' dateline='1353179266']
He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner!

Hey now, Harvey. I'm no pervert!

I'm not one who believes that all men are dogs, but I firmly believe that all dogs are dogs. You were making HA out to be a damn saint when you first arrived on the scene here. I felt sorry for the little weiner. Now that the truth has been revealed, I'm relieved to know that you really don't keep HA on that tight a leash after all.

Don't tell me if you make the poor little weiner watch Barney over and over. Animal Protection services is just a phone call away.

(11-18-2012, 04:01 PM)HarveySykes Wrote: Before I had a baby I used to put the animal planet on when I went to work so he wouldn't be bored. I think he picked up his attraction to other species from that. But as long as its not my leg or my baby that he's getting freaky on, I'm ok.

(11-18-2012, 05:40 PM)septic Wrote: I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

(11-18-2012, 05:40 PM)septic Wrote: I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...

(11-18-2012, 08:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-18-2012, 05:40 PM)septic Wrote: I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

(11-18-2012, 08:09 PM)username Wrote:

(11-18-2012, 05:40 PM)septic Wrote: I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...

Did you demonstrate by humping his...?

(11-18-2012, 10:47 PM)ESAD Wrote: shhhhhhhhhhhh

(11-18-2012, 09:08 PM)septic Wrote:

(11-18-2012, 08:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-18-2012, 05:40 PM)septic Wrote: I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

No, my dog is a German Shepherd named "Wellhung."
You and your sister have beautiful legs, I wish mine looked that good. I have never shaved anything on my body in my life...I was born gorgeous enough without meddling with the Good Lord's Treasures.

(11-20-2012, 11:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thank you, septic.
Dr. Phil helped, of course.

(11-17-2012, 03:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-17-2012, 03:18 PM)nrkerr Wrote:

(11-15-2012, 01:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-15-2012, 01:21 PM)HarveySykes Wrote: Thanks! And funny you should ask. Upon making this username I googled Harvey Sykes and found out the exact information you just told me. HAHA!!! Actually, Harvey is my weiner dog. Apparently it's a popular dog name! (His middle name is Anthony if anyone is asking.....)

If you've given your dog a middle name, you are most certainly a dog lover.

We had two weiner dogs for a period when I was growing up, Vinnie and Max (no middle names). Very cute, but they liked to hump, a lot!

P.s. beware of @username; she's cool, but she'll mock you and make you laugh when you least expect it.

My dog's name is Madison Belle...

Not that you care, just throwing that out there.

That's a cute name.

I don't have pets because I live alone and don't have a predictable schedule; afraid they'd be neglected (or starve). But, we always had tons of animals growing up and never thought to give any of them middle names. I like it.

I wonder if many of the other pet owners here at Mock have middle-named dogs or cats?