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RE: This place is quiet today. - ramseycat - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 02:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(02-27-2013, 01:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Not if Clang were the last man on earth.
Wow, that's a little harsh.
Surely he has a couple of redeeming qualities in your eyes.
Maybe he's hung like a horse?
Nope. Maybe Cracker can take one for the team. Actually, it wound be an even exchange. The fat unemployed virgin and the bitter old hag.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Duchess - 02-27-2013
Clang is a nice Catholic boy, he doesn't need to be fucking anybody. Leave him out of your sick fantasies.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Midwest Spy - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 02:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Clang is a nice Catholic boy, he doesn't need to be fucking anybody. Leave him out of your sick fantasies.
Funny you mention the Catholic aspect.
Clang's been gone since about the time Pope Benedict announced his coming resignation.
Did Clang travel to the Vatican for one last shag?
RE: This place is quiet today. - Duchess - 02-27-2013
I'm under the impression he gave up the internet for Lent.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Tasmanian - 02-27-2013
Clang is not even here and yet, I feel like I am getting to know him.
RE: This place is quiet today. - ramseycat - 02-27-2013
He's probably taking his vow of celibacy during Lent.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Duchess - 02-27-2013
Clang is a doll, a cross dressing, unemployed, sweetie pie. I'm fond of him.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Tasmanian - 02-27-2013
Ahhh....Sounds like an interesting individual.....not sure where the Catholic part fits in though.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Duchess - 02-27-2013
He's considering the Seminary. Father Clang. Heh.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Tasmanian - 02-27-2013
A cross dressing Priest. The Catholics round here would die in a fit of shock.
I knew a Father Gross once.
RE: This place is quiet today. - ramseycat - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 03:14 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: A cross dressing Priest. The Catholics round here would die in a fit of shock.
I knew a Father Gross once.
Literally or figuratively??
RE: This place is quiet today. - Tasmanian - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 03:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-27-2013, 03:14 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: A cross dressing Priest. The Catholics round here would die in a fit of shock.
I knew a Father Gross once.
Literally or figuratively??
Literally....that was his last name.
I went head to head with him about religion once. He felt I made a few good points so he went to the Bishop and asked him some of my question. Apparently, questioning the Catholic church is not a good thing. His career stalled, but despite that he and I became good friends.
RE: This place is quiet today. - crash - 02-27-2013
Anyone that will go 'head to head' will usually be smiled upon by a catholic priest..
RE: This place is quiet today. - aussiefriend - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 03:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: Clang is a doll, a cross dressing, unemployed, sweetie pie. I'm fond of him.
Me too, and honest, you gotta give him kudos for that. He/she is definitely out there.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Duchess - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 04:23 PM)crash Wrote: Anyone that will go 'head to head' will usually be smiled upon by a catholic priest..
RE: This place is quiet today. - Tasmanian - 02-27-2013
(02-27-2013, 04:23 PM)crash Wrote: Anyone that will go 'head to head' will usually be smiled upon by a catholic priest..
Haha.....I should have seen that coming.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Cracker - 03-02-2013
You were too busy making yourself look way more interesting than you are. From your mouth to God's ear...
You might be interesting in blank wall vow-of-poverty circles, just not here.
RE: This place is quiet today. - username - 03-02-2013
I gave up Mock for lint.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Cracker - 03-03-2013
I think I would like to know what theological questions you can ask a priest that would stump him. They go to seminary. They study shit like that. And why would you go ask a Bishop when you have google? I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one.
I think it is an invented story.
RE: This place is quiet today. - Cracker - 03-03-2013
I haven't forgotten this. What did Descartes and Bacon forget to mention?