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RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
(03-25-2013, 11:56 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(03-25-2013, 11:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (that's really the last one for the night, promise)
Every move jew make
Every vow jew break
Every smile jew fake
Every claim jew stake
I'll be watching JEW!
Jew just knew jew could reel me back in and make me break my promise.
There's no one like Jew!
I can't wait for the nights with Jew!
I imagine the things we'd do.
I just wanna be loved by Jew!
P.s. Jew make me feel like dancin'...
RE: HEY JEW! - crash - 03-26-2013
Christ in a cross, Jews are just taking it Jew far now!
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 12:13 AM)crash Wrote: Christ in a cross, Jews are just taking it Jew far now!
I know what Jew mean, man.
But...
Jew don't know what it's like.
Jew don't know what it's like.
Jew don't know what it's like.
To love somebody, like I love Jew.
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 12:26 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . like I love Jew.
When jew screw up the Bee Gees' lyrics, jew be in a Hebe of trouble, girl!
The way I love jew.
I ain't Zion, neither.
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 12:32 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(03-26-2013, 12:26 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . like I love Jew.
When jew screw up the Bee Gees' lyrics, jew be in a Hebe of trouble, girl!
The way I love jew.
I ain't Zion, neither.
Busted. I like the Bee Gees, regardless of what anybody thinks. Shamed by the error.
Frankly, it's a tragedy.
When jew lose control and jew got no soul
It's tragedy
When the feeling's gone and jew can't go on
It's tragedy!
(hoping that's right; their music and voices resonate with me more than their lyrics)
RE: HEY JEW! - username - 03-26-2013
Jewbacca.
Good morning. I have risen!
RE: HEY JEW! - Duchess - 03-26-2013
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 12:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like the Bee Gees, regardless of what anybody thinks.
Cheese is Christ.
RE: HEY JEW! - username - 03-26-2013
This thread is completely irreverend.
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 10:30 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(03-26-2013, 12:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like the Bee Gees, regardless of what anybody thinks.
Cheese is Christ.
Gees is..is just alright with me
Gees is..is just alright with me
RE: HEY JEW! - FAHQTOO - 03-26-2013
(03-25-2013, 07:03 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm washing my hands with the both of you.
You should probably wash their feet too.
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 11:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You should probably wash their feet too.
Jew have a point . . . I wasn't thinking.
Brain on auto-Pilate.
RE: HEY JEW! - username - 03-26-2013
I love Tiki. I just want to give her a big kiss on the cheek.
RE: HEY JEW! - thekid65 - 03-26-2013
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "Should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "Well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
RE: HEY JEW! - crash - 03-26-2013
There's a 10 year old kid, Ka'zhawn Levenstein, who's mother is a nog and father is a Jew. He comes home from school one day and tells his dad he's in a real pickle.
His dad asks him what the problem is and young Ka'zhawn tells him that another kid at school has a bike for sale for $20. Ka'zhawn's old man fails to see the problem and asks where the problem is?
Ka'zhawn replies "We'll you see, Dad, I don't know whether to offer him $5, or just go back tonight and boost it"
Oyvey!
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
Kid's story is really a cheap shot and Crash's story about the pickle is simply not Kosher!
And, they both made me laugh out loud.
RE: HEY JEW! - FAHQTOO - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 11:17 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(03-26-2013, 11:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You should probably wash their feet too.
Jew have a point . . . I wasn't thinking.
Brain on auto-Pilate.
I screwed up the whole gotdamn thread!!
JEWWW...should probably wash their feet too.
RE: HEY JEW! - BlueTiki - 03-26-2013
I Noah barista in Scottsdale.
Hebrews a mean cuppa joe.
RE: HEY JEW! - HairOfTheDog - 03-26-2013
I Noah potato masher downtown.
His recipe makes allowance foreskin.
RE: HEY JEW! - sally - 03-26-2013
(03-26-2013, 05:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kid's story is really a cheap shot and Crash's story about the pickle is simply not Kosher!
And, they both made me laugh out loud.
Jew must be a Palestinian.
Sorry, that's the best I got.