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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - LuciferLynn - 02-13-2012
(02-13-2012, 05:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: It got so bad towards the end of my last marriage that this would be my good morning conversation:
Me: Can I smell your pussy?
Bitch; fuck you!
Me: Oh...it must be your feet then!
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 02-17-2012
soon-to-be-dead fool---->
Nik Wallenda, 33, pictured, part of the seventh generation of the Flying Wallenda family of circus performers, had already secured support from America and has now been given the go ahead by Canada. Wallenda, who has been tightrope-walking since he was two-years-old, hopes to tackle the gorge this summer and says he will be the first person ever to cross directly over the falls.
![[Image: falls.gif]](http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k615/26witch/falls.gif)
![[Image: article-2102170-11C641FC000005DC-389_636x333.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/17/article-2102170-11C641FC000005DC-389_636x333.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-17-2012
I saw 4 medium sized dogs and one big one run across the street about 100 yards ahead of me on my morning walk today. I think I'm gonna start packing from now on. That gave me a chill right up my spine. If I had been a little faster or left a little earlier it might have been shaky.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 02-17-2012
Packing a lunch is a good idea.
Hot dogs maybe?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-17-2012
I had my umbrella with me and a flashlight and all I could think of was if they started fucking with me I was gonna open and close the umbrella a bunch of times like those lizards do when they are threatened.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 02-17-2012
(02-17-2012, 09:49 AM)Maggot Wrote: I had my umbrella with me and a flashlight and all I could think of was if they started fucking with me I was gonna open and close the umbrella a bunch of times like those lizards do when they are threatened.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-17-2012
I laugh every time I look at this.
![[Image: Patric-Young.jpg]](http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Iruzx4WkJnvkKQ7aAd3f2Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaabexperts/Patric-Young.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 02-17-2012
(02-17-2012, 09:49 AM)Maggot Wrote: I had my umbrella with me and a flashlight and all I could think of was if they started fucking with me I was gonna open and close the umbrella a bunch of times like those lizards do when they are threatened.
I've seen other old people do that and it doesn't really work? at least it didn't the times I saw it anyway.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-17-2012
(02-17-2012, 07:13 AM)Maggot Wrote: I saw 4 medium sized dogs and one big one run across the street about 100 yards ahead of me on my morning walk today.
Wild pack of dogs? Dog Olympics? Lead dog in heat? I don't understand the concern.
For sure stay away from the animal shelter. They have a bunch of dogs there.
OMG, Maggot! I apologize! You must have been terrified!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-17-2012
Yes............A wild pack of dogs........freaking nimrod! Please keep up here!!! Think very early AM 4-5 AMish bigitch. Moon out, very quiet, BF before coffee AM. Are you stoned?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 02-17-2012
Joke: ?
A black guy, an illegal alien, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks,
"What can I get you . . . Mr. President ? "
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-17-2012
(02-17-2012, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yes............A wild pack of dogs........freaking nimrod! Please keep up here!!! Think very early AM 4-5 AMish bigitch. Moon out, very quiet, BF before coffee AM. Are you stoned?
I am townspeople. The only things that run in packs are fat ladies and gang members.
Where the fuck do you live, militia mountain man mutherfucker?
Cars, that was funny.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-20-2012
Please stop making pointy toed shoes, please. I cannot stand those fucking things. They are absolutely hideous. If you're wearing them & see me looking at your feet with disdain it's because I want to rip them off your feet & throw them into oncoming traffic.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-20-2012
...and seriously, if you're a grown woman & you're wearing cartoon characters, I want to throw YOU into oncoming traffic.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 02-20-2012
Fuck pointy-toed shoes!!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-20-2012
LOVE the pointy toes. As long as they aren't like those Mexican boots.
![[Image: mexican-pointy-boots.jpg]](http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mexican-pointy-boots.jpg)
What kind of heels don't have pointy toes? Open-toed wedges maybe, but that's about it.
Oh Gawd, not these:
![[Image: charade-23%20brpu.jpg]](http://www.hotstrippershoes.com/charade-23%20brpu.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-20-2012
Fucking hell, they have their very own hideous level.
I search far & wide when I'm looking for new heels/boots, I would go without before I would ever purchase a pair of those pointy muthafuckas. I couldn't even be paid a great deal of cash to wear something like that in public. I go with rounded only...and I won't even get started on what I expect in a heel.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 02-20-2012
I don't wear a lot of high heels/dress shoes anymore. I like slightly rounded or square toes boots. I hate the super pointy toed heels. HTF do people squeeze their toes into those?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - LuciferLynn - 02-20-2012
I HAVE to wear the pointy toed boots, as a smaller woman, they create the illusion that I'm taller than I really am. In addition, I must have high heels. Must. Not hoochie tall, but I like a 3" heel anyway. My feet are so small it's hard to find grown up shoes that fit that I like.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-20-2012
These should fit:
![[Image: 16330.jpg]](http://www.costumekingdom.com/images/Product/medium/16330.jpg)
Hahahahaha!