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RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-06-2020
I went to Lavalees in Hooksett and they had 4 tomatoes fo 4 bucks.Any size, Sucks to be you.
I can mail you some. I would do that for my favorite person.
RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-06-2020
I got cheap tomatoes coming out of my ears. They are so yummy you can eat them like an apple.
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 07-06-2020
I love tomato fresh off the vine. OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED!
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-06-2020
The tomatoes here suck rancid bum ass.
RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-06-2020
You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 07-06-2020
Well thats something.
RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-07-2020
It is. A typical breakfast there is sliced tomatoes, peppers and some kind of cured sausage and cheese on bread and sold to the local grocer that some old lady made at her house.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-07-2020
In her bathtub with bunion encrusted feet.
RE: FOOD PORN - crash - 07-07-2020
(07-06-2020, 11:22 PM)sally Wrote: You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!
Only good thing? Not that many years ago you were here defending how big his dick was and how you could only come when you were on top, riding it...jfc...short memories
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 07-07-2020
You need to visit the "Ask Sally" thread Crash.
Things Have Changed!!!
RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-07-2020
You ain't kiddin'.
RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 11:09 AM)crash Wrote:I never said his dick was huge, it's just average. It's not small, but it's no porn star material. And wtf does this have to do with tomatoes?(07-06-2020, 11:22 PM)sally Wrote: You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!
Only good thing? Not that many years ago you were here defending how big his dick was and how you could only come when you were on top, riding it...jfc...short memories
RE: FOOD PORN - crash - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 11:47 AM)MirahM Wrote: You need to visit the "Ask Sally" thread Crash.
Things Have Changed!!!
I don’t ‘need to’ do anything...
However, I have been an unfortunate witness to the thread you refer. Sad indeed. Sadder to see Sal take such an unexpected and unfortunate fall from grave..?
RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 12:05 PM)sally Wrote: I never said his dick was huge, it's just average. It's not small, but it's no porn star material. And wtf does this have to do with tomatoes?
You have to understand the male thought pattern all males think about sex every 10 seconds, it's what they do but not me I'm not like the rest of them.
I think about it every 5 seconds.
RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-07-2020
So...what do you think about it?
Do men mind when women take the initiative?
Is there something you'd like to do that you've never done? Or someone? Heh.
Morning sex or nighttime sex? It probably doesn't matter to men.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-07-2020
All you have to do is flash your underwear and we get boners.
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 04:54 PM)BigMark Wrote: All you have to do is flash your underwear and we get boners.So true. I also get boners from wearing women's underwear.
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 02:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: So...what do you think about it?I'd prefer if women would take the initiative. I'm an indecisive, poor decision making asshole.
Do men mind when women take the initiative?
Is there something you'd like to do that you've never done? Or someone? Heh.
Morning sex or nighttime sex? It probably doesn't matter to men.
Afternoon Delight.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-07-2020
You're a walking advertisement for spermicide.
RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-07-2020
Right now I wish I knew about the joys of spermicide many years ago.