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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 05-16-2015
Well, that sucks.
I thought there was an existing thread for user's and CN's birthday that I could bump without breaking my promise. I can't find it anywhere, if there is.
So, I"ll just wish CN a happy birthday here too.
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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 05-16-2015
Happy Birthday user.
I can't get more low key than that. I even typed it in a dull, monotoned voice.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 05-16-2015
Happy Birthday User.
If CN knew I am sure he would be here to lovingly pet you dressed as his old avatar. Or that may be Sally in disguise. Not sure.
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To me, you are Big-Banana around here keeping us all in line.
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Since Velveeta was frustrated in her attempts to celebrate JimBone's BD, it's only fair she gets to dance on yours.
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Happy Birthday.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - JsMom - 05-16-2015
Happy Birthday User
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 05-16-2015
Happy bday User!
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 05-16-2015
Happy Birthday User!
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - username - 05-16-2015
(05-16-2015, 04:46 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Happy Birthday user.
I can't get more low key than that. I even typed it in a dull, monotoned voice.
Perfect. While I'm happy to turn another year older as opposed to being ashes, I'm very content with just enjoying it in the trivial, drivel thread. My husband is out getting take in Mexican food (I hope) and all is good.
For ONCE some people actually sort of "got" me and my Seinfeld non-show wish. Fucking miracle!!!
So, I'm too lazy to find the embarrassing moments thread, but I managed to take out my next door neighbors 18ft (or however big it was) flagpole yesterday. I got in the car, put it in reverse at which point my son told me I had a bee on my shoulder. I THOUGHT I put the car in park before I leapt out but it kept going so for several seconds, I was jogging backwards with the car, trying to put it in park or push the emergency brake. Finally put it in "park" but with the momentum...it still hit the neighbor's freaking flag pole and made it the leaning tower of flag pole. I offered to have it straightened...long story short, the neighbor said he only kept it because it was there when he bought the house. I offered to help get it reset or to help him get rid of it...he totally let me off the hook. One giant flag pole in the neighborhood...GONE.
He never hung a flag on the stupid thing anyway although for a week or so he had a Budweiser flag on there that I'm sure negatively affected all of our property values. Anyway, flag pole...gone.
The End.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - blueberryhill - 05-17-2015
So, almost missed your Birthday, User. Hope you had a good one and that your future is filled with.....oh hell, just have a good year, hopefully better than the last year has been.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 05-17-2015
Happy Birthday User.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 05-17-2015
Was your son in the car when you jumped out?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Donovan - 05-17-2015
Hey when there's a bee involved the kid's on his own.
Happy still not dead day, user.
Your flagpole reminded me of a time I accidentally ran over a ground nest with a self-propelled mower. I felt a sting and looked down to see about forty bees all over me trying to sting the shit out of me. I freaked and ran inside slapping away, official death toll was twenty seven. But the mower just kept going until it ran into a bush, mowed half my lawn all by itself lol. I got saved by some cheap jeans I was wearing, thick fabric kept the bees from getting through except the one on my hand. Still wouldn't go outside to fetch the mower though, I let that shit run itself dry hahaha.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - username - 05-17-2015
(05-17-2015, 05:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Was your son in the car when you jumped out?
Yeah. All he could say was "what the fuck, mom, it was just a bee"? Later he commented that he guessed he could have put the car in park for me. Yeah, that might have been nice. It's hard to put a car in park (or hit the foot pedal emergency brake), jogging backwards, half in/half out of the car all while trying not to fall.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 05-17-2015
Happy belated birthday, user. The gently used panties I sent you should arrive shortly.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 05-17-2015
Thank Christ you had the presence of mind not to get behind it and try to stop it. Seriously, people have tried that and it killed at least one of them that I heard about. Someone did something similar in my driveway and their unmanned car took out one of the brick wings on the side of my garage. I'm glad you weren't hurt. Don't ever again try to stop it, just let it go.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - username - 05-17-2015
(05-17-2015, 12:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Happy belated birthday, user. The gently used panties I sent you should arrive shortly.
(05-17-2015, 12:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Thank Christ you had the presence of mind not to get behind it and try to stop it. Seriously, people have tried that and it killed at least one of them that I heard about. Someone did something similar in my driveway and their unmanned car took out one of the brick wings on the side of my garage. I'm glad you weren't hurt. Don't ever again try to stop it, just let it go.
Yeah, as it was, I'm lucky I didn't get knocked over by the open door or otherwise lose my footing and end up with my leg getting rolled over by a tire. Thank GOD it never even occurred to me to try to get behind it and stop the stupid thing. I'm not the Hulk FFS. I know that would have ended badly.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - sally - 05-17-2015
(05-17-2015, 12:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Happy belated birthday, user. The gently used panties I sent you should arrive shortly.
Too bad she didn't get them earlier. She could have wrapped them around the front bumper and used it as a tow strap avoiding the neighbor's flag pole.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 05-18-2015
(05-17-2015, 01:55 PM)sally Wrote:(05-17-2015, 12:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Happy belated birthday, user. The gently used panties I sent you should arrive shortly.
Too bad she didn't get them earlier. She could have wrapped them around the front bumper and used it as a tow strap avoiding the neighbor's flag pole.
Yeah and too bad you weren't with User. You could have used your tits to deflect the car and bounce it safely away from the flagpole.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 05-18-2015
The 2,800 yr old kiss.
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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 05-18-2015
Charlie Chaplin @ 27 yrs old
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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 05-18-2015
Disneyland opening day 1955
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