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RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 07-07-2020
(07-07-2020, 06:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: You're a walking advertisement for spermicide.Sounds delicious. Finger licking delicious. I think I'll call it spermicide next time I masturbate into my hand and eat my cum babies.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-07-2020
You dirty.
RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-07-2020
I was told not to swallow a man's sperm after he's the age of 35. It's old fuck sperm and not healthy. I would advise not to eat it, Clang. Not unless you want cancer.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-08-2020
Thank god you never do as you are told.
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 07-08-2020
Well
I haven't died yet.
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 07-08-2020
(07-07-2020, 11:44 PM)sally Wrote: I was told not to swallow a man's sperm after he's the age of 35. It's old fuck sperm and not healthy. I would advise not to eat it, Clang. Not unless you want cancer.I don't want cancer but with my bad luck and bad genetics, I'll probably get cancer whether I eat my sperm or not. Mom survived spine cancer and Dad has leukemia. It's only a matter of time until I get cancer.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 07-08-2020
That's why your hair is so soft and shiny.
RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-08-2020
Oh God, eating old sperm. *heaves*
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 07-08-2020
(07-08-2020, 11:02 AM)BigMark Wrote: That's why your hair is so soft and shiny.I thought my hair was soft and shiny from all the sweat and grease from not washing it.
Just kidding. I shower and wash my hair every day.
RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 09-23-2020
ROAST DUCK DELIGHT With Sauce
![[Image: ThanksgivingDuckBIG.jpg]](http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/adventure/files/2012/11/ThanksgivingDuckBIG.jpg)
RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 09-23-2020
Roast duck is not delightful.
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 09-23-2020
(09-23-2020, 12:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: Roast duck is not delightful.Not if you have to eat it on the bone. The one time I tried duck, it was on the bone and greasy as fuck. I'll take it all sliced up off the bone any day.
RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 09-23-2020
Greasy bone, I had to say it, SAY IT WITH ME!
RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 09-23-2020
(09-23-2020, 05:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Greasy bone, I had to say it, SAY IT WITH ME!No. I will say "Hot greasy duck love." though.
RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 09-23-2020
There is a sauce that goes with Duck, I can't think of it now but it's pretty good.
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 12-05-2020
(01-19-2018, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: I made beef borscht delight for dinner.
Dang it no picture!
I was just reminded of borscht as I learned one of my favorite restaurants closed down that served this. I've been eating so many beets lately that I can't believe I didn't think to make some of this.
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 12-05-2020
RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 12-05-2020
I don't want to eat anything that has a face. Jeezus.
RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 12-05-2020
I've never eaten an earthworm.
RE: FOOD PORN - MirahM - 12-05-2020
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