+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html)
+--- Forum: Some Honest Therapy (https://mockforums.net/forum-12.html)
+--- Thread: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK (/thread-8893.html)
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 04-25-2021
His wife was all freaked out because it was a lot, like a whole lot. So I'm pretty sure she made him drain the whole pool. Now we're going to have to do their damn gutters for free since we feel kinda bad.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 04-25-2021
I threw a gigantic tootsie roll in the riu sante fe pool.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 04-25-2021
I wish someone would shit in your pool.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 04-25-2021
i would fish out and bronze yours.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - rothschild - 04-26-2021
(04-25-2021, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: His wife was all freaked out because it was a lot, like a whole lot. So I'm pretty sure she made him drain the whole pool. Now we're going to have to do their damn gutters for free since we feel kinda bad.
I guess she'd be REALLY freaked out if she knew there was fecal coliform in her drinking water.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 04-26-2021
If someone shit in my pool I'd be a mad muthafucka. Gawd! *heaves*
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-10-2021
I have this old church pew I was given and I don't really have any place for it inside so I'd like to paint it black and use it outdoors, but I'm concerned I'll ruin it. I better wait until I can find another one, just in case I fuck it up beyond repair.
I've painted old metal chandeliers before and hung a couple in trees. I hung one in my pergola too. They look cool.
I love paint.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 05-10-2021
You need 3 coats of marine spar varnish.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-10-2021
Thank you! I googled it & then I checked Lowes and they carry it. Fun project!
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - rothschild - 05-10-2021
(05-10-2021, 02:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: Thank you! I googled it & then I checked Lowes and they carry it. Fun project!
Mix it with Penetrol and it'll last forever. It's the only additive that actually does what it claims. Mix it with your finish paint and you don't need to bother with primer.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-10-2021
Noted! Thanks.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-10-2021
Alrighty. I just bought my paint from Heirloom Traditions. It's called Iron Gate. It will probably be a good ten days before it gets here and I've got some things I need to get accomplished before my plants arrive at the end of the week. I have to clean my fencing & I need to prep my window boxes and other containers so I can throw those puppies right in when they get here and then I can think about the pew.
Sally, what are you doing on your patio this year? What plants are you using?
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 05-10-2021
Yeah no kidding, talking about pew...
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 05-10-2021
I'm probably going to get those society garlic plants. They are hearty, grow pretty purple flowers and the dogs won't mess with them. It's hard with dogs that like to dig. I made a designated area on the side of the house for them to dig, but they still get into the pots. They don't mess with the mint or basil plants though and supposedly dogs don't like the garlic plants either.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-11-2021
If you think your dogs might eat it, please don't plant it.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 05-18-2021
I have a review. Heh.
I bought an outdoor cleaner called 30 Second Cleaner. I bought it based on it's reviews, not the name. I first bought the 2.5 gallon size and mixed it in a garden sprayer. While it worked, it was pretty fuckin' tedious so I went back and bought the size that one attaches to their garden hose and I used it on my vinyl fence and arbor. This shit is magic. It worked almost immediately. If you have a vinyl fence you know it will turn green from the weather and being in the shade if you don't stay on top of it. I didn't stay on top of it last year so it was a mess. It looks pristine now. It works on a variety of surfaces.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 05-18-2021
I use the mold release stuff that you attach to the garden hose the North side of my house needs it every year. It's shady and never gets sun. I just spray it on and the next day its gone. Easy peasy. Takes me 20 min.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 07-18-2021
Remember these, Sal?
![[Image: 166627_main?%24wgih%24]](https://akamai-scene7.grandinroad.com/is/image/frontgate/166627_main?%24wgih%24)
There's a new one & I'm in love.
![[Image: 170474_main?%24wgih%24]](https://akamai-scene7.grandinroad.com/is/image/frontgate/170474_main?%24wgih%24)
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 07-18-2021
"The Buttplug"
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 07-18-2021
I'm not really sure what good that is, Maybe the Amazon guy could spin kick that thing.
