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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - JsMom - 02-24-2012
humm...
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:06 PM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: I deleted the part not needed, seriously now, if it's good , then the answer is yes, if it's bad, the answer is no. Simple as that, even for someone living on the forest , near the sea, in a wild wild land, far away from reality , just like tarzan , it would be a hilariously fail to admit on being an utterly idiot , don't you think so?
No, no, no. That's not what I was getting at. I wasn't being offensive.
I was asking more for etymological reasons. The cadence of your speech patterns and your usage are interesting to me. It is Yoda-like. I say that with the deepest respect because Yoda is a badass.
![[Image: 4162010103911AM_sw_yoda.jpg]](http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/400/4162010103911AM_sw_yoda.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:01 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I can't imagine you of all people Duchess not thinking that is so gross!
*gasp* You think ima pansyass cuz I'm cute and have pretty nails? I'll pound the snot outta you.
Hahaha! I was raised with only brothers, I'm a tomboy girly girl. I like pretty things & dig shopping for them but I don't mind getting dirty. I'd rather toss a bale of hay in the barn than a salad in the kitchen.
I'm only grossed out by human body stuff & I love the smell of horse shit. Surprise!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 02-24-2012
i was always a tomboy too. wild horse-riding outdoors girl, could do anything the boys did. and beat them up too.
a woman who goes through police academy has to be a bit of a tomboy. you need to have no fear, be competitive, and kick ass.
but like Duchess, i love feminine stuff also.
never mistake that for weakness.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-24-2012
Cracker loves perfume, lip gloss (shut up, user), purses, and scented candles but I can cut the grass and trim both sets of bushes.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: a woman who goes through police academy has to be a bit of a tomboy. you need to have no fear, be competitive, and kick ass.
I think you forgot to include 'butch haircut' as a pre-requisite...
j/k, i've run into a couple of suburban hottie cops here in my neck of the woods.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(02-24-2012, 06:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: a woman who goes through police academy has to be a bit of a tomboy. you need to have no fear, be competitive, and kick ass.
I think you forgot to include 'butch haircut' as a pre-requisite...
j/k, i've run into a couple of suburban hottie cops here in my neck of the woods.
nothing butch about me ever. women cops who cut their hair short do it so nobody can grab them by long hair.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: women cops who cut their hair short do it so nobody can grab them by long hair.
Yeah, not worth the sexual tradeoff on that one.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012
LC, it was just yesterday that I remarked how great you look in your snowbunny outfit. I'd never insinuate that YOU were butch, but, I'm sure you're aware of the perception...
I've seen a couple of very attractive ones around town.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 02-24-2012
you can be a woman cop and retain your femininity.
and thanks again for compliment.
some female deputies i worked with got that hideous barbed wire tattooed around their biceps, i hated that. way too masculine.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - krystalshores - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:I won't mind you pounding me Duchess. I might like it....(02-24-2012, 06:01 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I can't imagine you of all people Duchess not thinking that is so gross!
*gasp* You think ima pansyass cuz I'm cute and have pretty nails? I'll pound the snot outta you.
Hahaha! I was raised with only brothers, I'm a tomboy girly girl. I like pretty things & dig shopping for them but I don't mind getting dirty. I'd rather toss a bale of hay in the barn than a salad in the kitchen.
I'm only grossed out by human body stuff & I love the smell of horse shit. Surprise!
Working in the yard doesn't bother me either. It's great excercise and it makes me proud when I do it rather than pay someone. I think that is how I got the damn tick. But the thought of an ucky blood sucking thing in my hair makes me want to come out of my skin.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 06:40 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I won't mind you pounding me Duchess. I might like it....
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - JsMom - 02-24-2012
Trust me, Kshores, I was jumping out of my skin even though it wasn't in my hair. If it was in my hair, I would have probably shaved my fuckin head bald!
It's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-24-2012
You've never seen a fully engorged tick have you?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You've never seen a fully engorged penis have you?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - JsMom - 02-24-2012
OMFG hell no!! UGH god.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - krystalshores - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 07:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(02-24-2012, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You've never seen a fully engorged penis have you?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - JsMom - 02-24-2012
j.k. I'm sure you know the answer to that.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 07:06 PM)JsMom Wrote: OMFG hell no!! UGH god.
See them on the bunny?
![[Image: 2755939908_90bdf81756_m.jpg]](http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3193/2755939908_90bdf81756_m.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 07:07 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(02-24-2012, 07:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(02-24-2012, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You've never seen a fully engorged penis have you?
Krystal, I'm glad you're okay with some of my teenage humor.
I love some seriously stupid movies: 'Waterboy', Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Stripes, etc.
My wife wonders when I'll ever get over it. I'm not sure, but I don't think I'll ever get to the point where I don't love some crude humor.