(09-10-2014, 07:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

HoTD, don't bring me into these newbie threads please, they are not worthy. Thank you. Carry on.

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

(09-10-2014, 04:46 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts

Christ on a cracker, Clang.

No nice girl is going to be tolerating that shit, mister.

You got that right, Duchess.

Clang, good to see you back.

(09-10-2014, 02:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

(09-10-2014, 09:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 02:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

(09-19-2014, 01:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 02:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

(09-10-2014, 09:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.

(09-19-2014, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 01:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 02:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

(09-19-2014, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.

Aww. You sound like a John Legend song.

(09-19-2014, 02:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 01:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 02:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!

(09-19-2014, 02:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 02:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 01:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 09:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!

I'm afraid to put something like that on the interwebz.

(09-19-2014, 05:01 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

(09-19-2014, 05:01 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

(09-19-2014, 05:13 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 05:01 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

Are you from the Appalachia region?

(09-19-2014, 06:11 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 05:13 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 05:01 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

Are you from the Appalachia region?

Because God forbid there be young mothers nowadays.I must be white trash...

Hey at least I'm married and all my kids have the same father.At least I'm not jumping from dick to dick and have kids from 10 different men.

(09-19-2014, 06:32 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

(09-19-2014, 06:45 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: