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RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - aussiefriend - 01-03-2015

(01-01-2015, 08:15 PM)crash Wrote:
(01-01-2015, 06:45 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I was back on the fags yesterday, and now I am back off the fags. I am wearing a patch.

You should probably use something like ciggies or cancer sticks. Every time you say "You're back on the fags", everyone thinks you're getting married again.

The worst thing is the price, I have expensive taste and it costs $27 a packet. Nearly as expensive as having a gay husband!


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Duchess - 01-03-2015

(01-02-2015, 11:41 PM)username Wrote: I'm adding yoga to my routine.


Hey! I was just talking about this yesterday! I take the occasional kickboxing class with a friend and she's decided yoga is more her speed, she likes the quietness of it, getting centered and all that happy horseshit and she's trying to convince me to give it a shot. I think I would probably suck at it, I'm tall & clumsy.



RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - ramseycat - 01-03-2015

(01-02-2015, 11:41 PM)username Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 09:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop falling down. Went with a friend today to get pedi's. I had to wear those disposable slippers home because I forgot my flip flops. It's raining here. I slipped in the garage right on my ass. I have a huge bruise on my left butt cheek and my neck hurts like a mofo. A few weeks ago I slipped on the stairs. Fuckin A. Gotta get the stairs carpeted.


The first thing to go as we age is our fucking balance which is why I'm adding yoga to my routine. I want you to do this pose every day at least 3 times a day for the next few weeks.

You'll know you've got it when you don't topple over on either side, lol.

[Image: Morning-Yoga-Poses.jpg]

My ass is killing me. But I didn't fall because of balance. I slipped on the wet garage floor. Either way, it was embarrassing. Lol.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - username - 01-03-2015

(01-03-2015, 07:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 11:41 PM)username Wrote: I'm adding yoga to my routine.


Hey! I was just talking about this yesterday! I take the occasional kickboxing class with a friend and she's decided yoga is more her speed, she likes the quietness of it, getting centered and all that happy horseshit and she's trying to convince me to give it a shot. I think I would probably suck at it, I'm tall & clumsy.

I've always hated the concept (I can't stand the "ohhhmmmmmmmmmmm" nonsense)--I'm a spaz; I can't sit still quietly meditating with a bunch of other people around me. Hell no. Still, the stretching, the balance etc. all would be a good addition to my other exercises. I don't want to get old, locked up granny bones. I've done a couple of the free classes available on cable, at home. It's boring but healthy.

My resolutions are telling me I should go for another trail run today but...I don't want to!!! Starting out is freaking painful...it's cold! I think I'm going to go warm up at the gym and then come back and try to do some jump roping out on my son's skate deck for the fresh air/cardio. That should be amusing. Can't say that I've done a lot of jumping rope for awhile. I hope I haven't lost that like I've lost my ability with a hula-hoop. WTF? Last time I tried one of those I could not keep it up (excuse the pun).


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - sally - 01-03-2015

My daughter got a hula hoop for Christmas, I can still keep it up for at least a minute. Roller skating proved different, however, it's not like riding a bike where you never forget. I thought I was going to fly down the street like a graceful bird and I almost broke both my knee caps immediately.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Eat Shit And Die - 01-03-2015

Well I missed you all, see you all again next year.

Ciao.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Maggot - 01-04-2015

(01-03-2015, 10:18 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Well I missed you all, see you all again next year.

Ciao.

Drive by waterballon tosser!!


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Eat Shit And Die - 01-04-2015

(01-04-2015, 07:24 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-03-2015, 10:18 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Well I missed you all, see you all again next year.

Ciao.

Drive by waterballon tosser!!

That's fair, I can take that.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Maggot - 04-06-2015

Anyone keep their resolutions?


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - username - 04-06-2015

That would be a big hell no.

Mind, body, spirit...Aussie thinks I need an intervention for anorexia and depression and apparently I generally look like shit/stressed out (can't imagine why).

The year's not over though. I'm getting back in the O saddle and I could possibly, maybe see my family being ALL at home in about a month. It's been forever.... I would love to have a nice, peaceful summer. 30


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-06-2015

I don't even remember mine.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - aussiefriend - 04-07-2015

DANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Eat Shit And Die - 04-07-2015

(04-07-2015, 05:48 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: DANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FagHag!!!!!!


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Duchess - 08-16-2016



What's in this thread that is so interesting? Every day there are many lurkers reading it. I went back and read through it, it's an okay thread, we have many more that are much more interesting but something is drawing people to this thread.



RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Clang McFly - 08-16-2016

(08-16-2016, 03:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What's in this thread that is so interesting? Every day there are many lurkers reading it. I went back and read through it, it's an okay thread, we have many more that are much more interesting but something is drawing people to this thread.

Its because Stupid is in the thread title. Makes it seem more funny and interesting than it actually is. Change "All About Clang" to "Stupid Things Clang Says and Does" and you'll see an uptick in traffic in there too.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Duchess - 08-16-2016



ALL ABOUT CLANG is in a private forum because it's so personal to you and your life. Lurkers don't have access to it. Dramaqueen



RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Clang McFly - 08-16-2016

(08-16-2016, 06:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

ALL ABOUT CLANG is in a private forum because it's so personal to you and your life. Lurkers don't have access to it. Dramaqueen

I know. I was just using it as an example. But still, it might get more traffic from the regular Mockers if you did change it. At least until they realized it wasn't a new thread, just the regular old boring lame one.


RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Duchess - 08-16-2016

(08-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: old boring lame one.


[Image: slap.gif] Hey now. It's 66 pages long & has almost a thousand posts.



RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - Clang McFly - 08-16-2016

(08-16-2016, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: old boring lame one.


[Image: slap.gif] Hey now. It's 66 pages long & has almost a thousand posts.

I know. I guess was still in my insecure, less confident funk from work. Old Clang refuses to completely die.