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RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-18-2015
Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
Yeah or a pretty bracelet, maybe a bangle, something she won't need help putting on.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 06:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?
I don't know. I always think of her as a Stepford wife. How about a new apron?
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
Kidding, just kidding.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 06:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:(05-18-2015, 06:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?
I don't know. I always think of her as a Stepford wife. How about a new apron?
She would probably love a new apron!
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
Have you thought about asking her if there's something she'd like to have?
She's a stay at home Mom, she needs something to feed her soul.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 06:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Have you thought about asking her if there's something she'd like to have?
She's a stay at home Mom, she needs something to feed her soul.
Red wine?
That seems to feed her soul.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Maggot - 05-18-2015
How bout a new riding mower? One that can dethatch the lawn in the spring. Or maybe a nice new band saw.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 06:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: How bout a new riding mower? One that can dethatch the lawn in the spring. Or maybe a nice new band saw.
I am due for a new lawn mower.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
Those bitchin' things cost as much as some used cars.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Maggot - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 06:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Those bitchin' things cost as much as some used cars.
Yeah they are! I'm getting a college kid to do it for a little while.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-18-2015
We have batman mowers for the fields ( I know they're called batwing, I prefer batman), lawn tractors for all the other areas but I use a pushmower around my home because it makes me sweat my ass off. I told one of my girlfriends who always complains about 10 lbs. that if she handled her own shit she's get rid of that 10 lbs. but she looked at me like I had suggested running naked down 301.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Clang McFly - 05-19-2015
Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-19-2015
(05-19-2015, 02:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.
That's only one hour you're workin' your fat ass enough to make it sweat and then you probably run inside and eat a burrito or 10.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Clang McFly - 05-19-2015
(05-19-2015, 03:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:I work and sweat plenty for 35 hours a week....cleaning registers and running around doing reshops. I'll be getting plenty of a workout in the near future if things work out...*wink*(05-19-2015, 02:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.
That's only one hour you're workin' your fat ass enough to make it sweat and then you probably run inside and eat a burrito or 10.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-30-2015
I know Clang's answer already, but are the rest of you Mock Ladies happy about the news that thongs are trending out and granny panties are trending back in?
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Duchess - 05-30-2015
I mostly go commando unless I'm wearing a dress or white jeans. I don't see myself ever wearing granny panties. Nooooo.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - sally - 05-30-2015
I mostly go commando too. On occasion when I do wear them I wear the scrunch butt panties.
RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - sally - 05-30-2015
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RE: Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies - Midwest Spy - 05-30-2015
Let's face it, a nice ass will compliment whatever is on it.