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RE: NO ORAL SEX - Clang McFly - 06-01-2015
(06-01-2015, 11:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop that right now Clang! You are a good guy. She's lucky to gave a sweet guy like you.who sally? Oral sex with Ginny(eventually?) will be worse because she's short and skinny and not a fat tall bitch like sally.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Duchess - 06-01-2015
What's her height have to do with it?
RE: NO ORAL SEX - crash - 06-01-2015
(06-01-2015, 12:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(06-01-2015, 11:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop that right now Clang! You are a good guy. She's lucky to gave a sweet guy like you.who sally? Oral sex with Ginny(eventually?) will be worse because she's short and skinny and not a fat tall bitch like sally.
The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat, son.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Clang McFly - 06-01-2015
(06-01-2015, 12:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:Idk...I'll possibly look like a child molester or a midget tosser.
What's her height have to do with it?
RE: NO ORAL SEX - sally - 06-01-2015
That's the first time anyone has ever called me a fat tall bitch. I wish I was a fat tall bitch, I could lose the weight and still have more legs than a bucket of chicken.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - ramseycat - 06-01-2015
There is nothing wrong with being short. Except when you can't reach things on the top shelf. That sucks.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - sally - 06-01-2015
I'm 5'5 130 lbs. Not tall, not real short, not fat, not skinny, just medium average I guess.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Maggot - 06-01-2015
(06-01-2015, 06:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote: There is nothing wrong with being short. Except when you can't reach things on the top shelf. That sucks.
Instructions for the cure:
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RE: NO ORAL SEX - Carsman - 06-02-2015
(06-01-2015, 08:15 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-01-2015, 06:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote: There is nothing wrong with being short. Except when you can't reach things on the top shelf. That sucks.
Instructions for the cure:
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Duchess - 06-02-2015
(06-01-2015, 06:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote: There is nothing wrong with being short.
I wouldn't know, I'm an amazon.
That's actually not funny. As a kid, I used to pray to stop growing.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Jimbone - 06-02-2015
(06-02-2015, 06:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I wouldn't know, I'm an amazon.
That's actually not funny. As a kid, I used to pray to stop growing.
How tall?
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Duchess - 06-02-2015
5'8". A whopping 6'-6'1" in heels. When I hit puberty it ruined my life. There are no 5'8" ballerinas with boobs.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - ramseycat - 06-02-2015
I'm 5'4. My sister is only 5'0. Lol.
I bet you have long gorgeous legs Duchess.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - sally - 06-02-2015
I thought you were like 5'11 which is pretty tall for a woman. 5'8 isn't too tall, I think that's a perfect height.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Duchess - 06-02-2015
(06-02-2015, 11:36 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I bet you have long gorgeous legs Duchess.
Yeah. They look awesome with my man hands.
What kind of friend are you?! You're supposed to reinforce the belief that not only am I older than dirt, I'm a hideous hag with one toof and lil' hairs growing out of my chin.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Midwest Spy - 06-02-2015
I know you've posted a couple of bikini pics in the boobs forum.
You look luscious from way over here.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2015
(06-01-2015, 07:03 PM)sally Wrote: I'm 5'5 130 lbs. Not tall, not real short, not fat, not skinny, just medium average I guess.
I'm the same height and the same average weight.
But, over the last 18 months or so, I've gained 13 pounds and it's a lot harder than it used to be to shed it and keep it off.
Six more pounds to lose this time out and I'm gonna work hard to maintain the 128 - 130 long term.
It's not very difficult to crack down on the food and exercise side, but it is difficult for me to stop after one glass of wine and avoid having a few cocktails on the weekends. Once in a while, I trade food calories for empty alcohol calories.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Clang McFly - 06-02-2015
(06-02-2015, 11:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:reminds me of mom. She was always very tall. Tallest kid in her 6th grade class.
5'8". A whopping 6'-6'1" in heels. When I hit puberty it ruined my life. There are no 5'8" ballerinas with boobs.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - sally - 06-02-2015
(06-02-2015, 01:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-01-2015, 07:03 PM)sally Wrote: I'm 5'5 130 lbs. Not tall, not real short, not fat, not skinny, just medium average I guess.
I'm the same height and the same average weight.
But, over the last 18 months are so, I've gained 13 pounds and it's a lot harder than it used to be to shed it and keep it off.
Six more pounds to lose this time out and I'm gonna work hard to maintain the 128 - 130 long term.
It's not very difficult to crack down on the food and exercise side, but it is difficult for me to stop after one glass of wine and avoid having a few cocktails on the weekends. Once in a while, I trade food calories for empty alcohol calories.
That's my exact life story. I use to be able to maintain that 128-130 quite easily. But now that I had the third kid and I'm 40 it's harder. As soon as I enjoy life a little bit I shoot up to 140 overnight. Alcohol is the hardest part for me too. I don't mind eating healthy and it doesn't kill me to skip on the pizza or doughnuts, but I have a hard time saying no to the wine and beer.
RE: NO ORAL SEX - Jimbone - 06-02-2015
(06-02-2015, 11:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Yeah. They look awesome with my man hands.
What kind of friend are you?! You're supposed to reinforce the belief that not only am I older than dirt, I'm a hideous hag with one toof and lil' hairs growing out of my chin.
Hmmm, only one tooth? Get rid of that last one and men will be lining up for gum jobs.
They'll even look past your chin pubes and man hands.