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RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-17-2019

(10-16-2019, 11:34 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 05:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 08:01 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 01:16 AM)Carsman Wrote: Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)
(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.
I'm waiting and waiting....my friend keeps telling me were going to go to Atlantic City and get some hookers.


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 11:34 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 05:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 08:01 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.
I'm waiting and waiting....my friend keeps telling me were going to go to Atlantic City and get some hookers.

C'mon A/C! Set a date, and just GO! Do some betting while you're there too. hah


RE: My transvestite story - Fry Guy - 10-17-2019

Those girls won't mind you in make up or dresses either. Pay them enough and you could dress up looking like Maggie Thatcher again, and tbey'd not mind


RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 07:47 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-17-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 11:34 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 05:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 08:01 AM)Carsman Wrote: OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.
I'm waiting and waiting....my friend keeps telling me were going to go to Atlantic City and get some hookers.

C'mon A/C! Set a date, and just GO! Do some betting while you're there too. hah
I don't like going places by myself. I'd rather wait until a bunch of us can go. Most of my friends are married though and right now all we have is a guys night on Saturdays. I need some single friends or for my brother to unfuck his life so we can hang out again like we used to...going to various concerts and other events.


RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 08:59 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Those girls won't mind you in make up or dresses either. Pay them enough and you could dress up looking like Maggie Thatcher again, and tbey'd not mind
I'll tell you one thing though.....my first time won't be with no $30 ugly ass hooker with shit stained panties like the one my friend told me about from his bachelor party in A/C.


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 11:34 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 05:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 08:01 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-16-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.
I'm waiting and waiting....my friend keeps telling me were going to go to Atlantic City and get some hookers.

(10-17-2019, 05:55 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-17-2019, 08:59 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Those girls won't mind you in make up or dresses either. Pay them enough and you could dress up looking like Maggie Thatcher again, and tbey'd not mind
I'll tell you one thing though.....my first time won't be with no $30 ugly ass hooker with shit stained panties like the one my friend told me about from his bachelor party in A/C.

Yep, that's why I said to save up your money and pay a "Call Girl", not a hooker.

They are clean, pretty, well dressed, and come to your place! (So I'm told. Smiley_emoticons_fies )



RE: My transvestite story - sally - 10-17-2019

Cars! You dirty old man.


RE: My transvestite story - sally - 10-17-2019

What if Clang gets a call girl and then can't get it up? Will they refund half the money?


RE: My transvestite story - Maggot - 10-17-2019

The good ones specialize in tough cases. They're professionals not immigrants, well at least the Russian ones are. But they're not cheap 3-400.00 is not unheard of.


RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 07:07 PM)sally Wrote: What if Clang gets a call girl and then can't get it up?  Will they refund half the money?
I can buy some Viagra. It will get up whether it wants to or not.


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-17-2019

(10-17-2019, 07:02 PM)sally Wrote: Cars! You dirty old man.

I shower once a week whether or not I need it!  Burla2


RE: My transvestite story - BigMark - 10-18-2019

I would suggest a girl with a shallow vagina and deep voice.


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-18-2019

Oh Oh, are you suggesting a converted HE?! hah


RE: My transvestite story - Fry Guy - 10-18-2019

Good point. Clang check out for Adam's apple or possible scarring from Adam apple shaving. Sometimes girls shaving parts of their anatomy is not a good thing.
Unless you want to "take a walk on the wild side".
If you do, I sure as Hell do not want to hear about it


RE: My transvestite story - Duchess - 10-18-2019

(10-17-2019, 07:02 PM)sally Wrote: Cars! You dirty old man.


He's right. Just like not all boobs are created equal, all sex workers aren't either. There's your common whores who will do the deed for a few bucks or in exchange for drugs and then there are gorgeous, educated women who can get top dollar for their services. I watched a documentary once about girls putting themselves through college by selling their ass. They had lovely homes, beautiful clothes, travel, awesome vacations. It was a job, nothing more, and once they accomplished their goals they were out of that lifestyle.



RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-18-2019

(10-18-2019, 10:46 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Good point. Clang check out for Adam's apple or possible scarring from Adam apple shaving. Sometimes girls shaving parts of their anatomy is not a good thing.
Unless you want to "take a walk on the wild side".
If you do, I sure as Hell do not want to hear about it
So you do want to hear all about it. Gotcha. I'll be sure to post all the graphic excruciating details. Blowing-kisses


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-18-2019

(10-18-2019, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-17-2019, 07:02 PM)sally Wrote: Cars! You dirty old man.


He's right. Just like not all boobs are created equal, all sex workers aren't either. There's your common whores who will do the deed for a few bucks or in exchange for drugs and then there are gorgeous, educated women who can get top dollar for their services. I watched a documentary once about girls putting themselves through college by selling their ass. They had lovely homes, beautiful clothes, travel, awesome vacations. It was a job, nothing more, and once they accomplished their goals they were out of that lifestyle.

And some of them even went on to "Start their very own on line Forum"! Smiley_emoticons_fies Smiley_emoticons_stumm Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


RE: My transvestite story - Fry Guy - 10-18-2019

(10-18-2019, 05:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-18-2019, 10:46 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Good point. Clang check out for Adam's apple or possible scarring from Adam apple shaving. Sometimes girls shaving parts of their anatomy is not a good thing.
Unless you want to "take a walk on the wild side".
If you do, I sure as Hell do not want to hear about it
So you do want to hear all about it. Gotcha. I'll be sure to post all the graphic excruciating details. Blowing-kisses

Jesus Christ!


RE: My transvestite story - Clang McFly - 10-18-2019

(10-18-2019, 08:44 PM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(10-18-2019, 05:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-18-2019, 10:46 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Good point. Clang check out for Adam's apple or possible scarring from Adam apple shaving. Sometimes girls shaving parts of their anatomy is not a good thing.
Unless you want to "take a walk on the wild side".
If you do, I sure as Hell do not want to hear about it
So you do want to hear all about it. Gotcha. I'll be sure to post all the graphic excruciating details. Blowing-kisses

Jesus Christ!
That's Jesus H. Christ to you mister!


RE: My transvestite story - Carsman - 10-23-2019

(10-18-2019, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(10-18-2019, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-17-2019, 07:02 PM)sally Wrote: Cars! You dirty old man.


He's right. Just like not all boobs are created equal, all sex workers aren't either. There's your common whores who will do the deed for a few bucks or in exchange for drugs and then there are gorgeous, educated women who can get top dollar for their services. I watched a documentary once about girls putting themselves through college by selling their ass. They had lovely homes, beautiful clothes, travel, awesome vacations. It was a job, nothing more, and once they accomplished their goals they were out of that lifestyle.

And some of them even went on to "Start their very own on line Forum"! Smiley_emoticons_fies Smiley_emoticons_stumm Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Miss Clang, see you could start your own Forum! hah