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HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Printable Version

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RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-23-2020

I nickname everyone here.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-23-2020

I heard she can blow some wicked salutes.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - cannongal - 12-24-2020

(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Yeah,  I know,   I think you've called me that before.   Ive had a chip on my shoulder all week for some reason.   It sux.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-24-2020

You put the grumpy bitch in Dorito.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-24-2020

I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-26-2020

HAPPY FUCKIN SATURDAY!

IT WAS "47" degrees here this morning!!!  Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch 

Had to put the heat on!

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - cannongal - 12-27-2020

(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

(12-24-2020, 03:16 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

No, nope it doesn't.    Try this. "Hey there, your (hair, eyes,  nose, mouth,  chin) is so fucking beautiful,  it makes my undies wet",  it might work,  you never know....

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-27-2020

You petulant strawberry nipples beg to be spindled, folded and mutilated.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-27-2020

(12-26-2020, 09:14 PM)Carsman Wrote: HAPPY FUCKIN SATURDAY!

IT WAS "47" degrees here this morning!!!  Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch 

Had to put the heat on!

You may get lucky and an iguana falls outta a tree and lands in your coffee.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-27-2020

(12-27-2020, 05:32 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

No I like you and everything I just thought cannon ass sounded better for some loud reason.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-27-2020

I heard the cottage cheese silencer is very effective.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-27-2020

I wasn't talking about your ass, I was talking about cannonass she probably has a smooth ass ready for hot oil.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-27-2020

And a buggy whip.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Duchess - 12-28-2020

I can see why she'd be called cannonass.  

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-29-2020

I went on a walk on Saturday, even after it snowing on Christmas evening. It was wonderful.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - MirahM - 12-29-2020

(12-27-2020, 05:32 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

(12-24-2020, 03:16 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

No, nope it doesn't.    Try this. "Hey there, your (hair, eyes,  nose, mouth,  chin) is so fucking beautiful,  it makes my undies wet",  it might work,  you never know....

If I were wearing panties they would be so wet right now

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - BigMark - 12-29-2020

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RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - cannongal - 12-30-2020

(12-27-2020, 09:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a buggy whip.

I like whips.  If the whipper knows what they are doing,  the  whippet will have a nice design on her ass.

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Carsman - 12-30-2020

HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY,

OH NO, WAIT,

THAT'S HAPPY HUMP DAY!   hah

RE: HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY - Maggot - 12-30-2020

(12-30-2020, 08:45 PM)Carsman Wrote: HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY,

OH NO, WAIT,

THAT'S HAPPY HUMP DAY!   hah

It's a short week ..........You get a pass.