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- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
[color="gray"]I do find this process a little overly StoneMason or Fraternity House Induction and having not grown up in a culture where either holds any importance, I am struggling to see the worth.
As to personal info or open info....yup fair enough. I think Real Life has to be seperate to web frolics. See I could tell you that I am a 7'5" 350lbs Pro-Wrestler and BodyGuard for someone really Famous but you would no sooner believe that than I would of you being a 16 year old on break from the Convent where you were studying to be a Nun. At the same time we are not who we are in real life.
So. Can you sketch it out in broad strokes for me. This place.
Look if you are worried about me turning serious or whatever don't soon as the fun crew come through the door I will become an asshat again. ::bigg::
In the meantime why not shoot the breeze?
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- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:Why so many rules and so much structure and why does no one realy seem up to mocking?
We will not mock, mock, torture, annoy, do whatever we want to you during your Initiation. Crying or asking about it won't help at all. Being a little question-asking faggot doesn't help anyone.
I am STILL waiting for you to go find and load a good avatar.
- Duchess - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:you being a 16 year old on break from the Convent where you were studying to be a Nun.
You have no idea how funny & close to the truth that really is.
All I'm prepared to say about Mock while you are stilla newbie is that your access into the open forum will be worth whatever you go through in Newbie Hell...I adore Mock.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Ah see NOW I get it.
That was what had me feeling I had fallen down the rabbit hole and was now talk to a fantasy crowd of Psychedelic Alice in Wonderland proportions.
Thank you middle finger.
I have never done an initiation or induction and had No idea what you crackheads were about.
This is about YOU lot dictatingto me and getting me to do your bidding and trying to see what pushes my buttons. See how I react and what not.
See it would have been so much easier if you had of asked.
I am a thick-skinned bastard and I really am not that easy to get to.
I am a bitof an attention whore though and ignoring me is like death. But then if I think that would piss you guys off I would happily talk Sci-Fi for a month or two posting each night.
I just did not understand it.
So.....LOL
A different avatar? Hmmm......rater not really. You have any suggestions? Am I allowed to ask questions? ::dlaugh::
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Shy Guy Wrote:Why so many rules and so much structure and why does no one realy seem up to mocking?
We will not mock, mock, torture, annoy, do whatever we want to you during your Initiation. Crying or asking about it won't help at all. Being a little question-asking faggot doesn't help anyone.
I am STILL waiting for you to go find and load a good avatar.
- Duchess - 02-10-2009
Sci-fi is as brain numbing as talk of cooking & laundry. ::bvomit::
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
I know! That is why I do it because as mind-numbingly irritating as it is for me there is at least some enjoyment seeing the reaction in others.
Besides Shy Guy the Dr Who Nerd is funny. C'mon you can'ttell me in hindsight he was not amusing now after the fact.
I have had to endure many films and TV shows that I don't necessarily like. Why not share the benefit with others?
- Duchess - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:Besides Shy Guy the Dr Who Nerd is funny. C'mon you can'ttell me in hindsight he was not amusing now after the fact.Yes, I can.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Oh OK. (You do have like a real sense of humour though? ::blink:
I am easily amused. I admit. Damn I would not be here if I wasn't.[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
Quote:Shy Guy Wrote:Besides Shy Guy the Dr Who Nerd is funny. C'mon you can'ttell me in hindsight he was not amusing now after the fact.Yes, I can.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
OK how fucking long does this ghey shit take?
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Shy Guy Wrote:Why so many rules and so much structure and why does no one realy seem up to mocking?
We will not mock, mock, torture, annoy, do whatever we want to you during your Initiation. Crying or asking about it won't help at all. Being a little question-asking faggot doesn't help anyone.
I am STILL waiting for you to go find and load a good avatar.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
I've never even watched Dr. Who.
Anyway, Shy Guy, you are in Sinister's hands now. She may or may not find you ready for full access.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
By the way, I hope you are not expecting any of that hard core, gross, raw, whatever bullshit your site (or the site in your sig) dishes out. We do don't that here - i.e. we are more normal than that.
Mainstream Mocking.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Never really found the attraction of shitting if that is what you mean, but Jesus getting hit by the bus was hysterical. As I say, easily amused.
Mocking = Flaming and/or debating?
So where do I find Sinister? Is she still in bed? Point me where I will "Dutch Oven" her to wake her.
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote: [quote]By the way, I hope you are not expecting any of that hard core, gross, raw, whatever bullshit your site (or the site in your sig) dishes out. We do don't that here - i.e. we are more normal than that.
Mainstream Mocking.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
Sinister is probably smoking a cigarette or punching a female neighbor in the face. Or maybe both at the same time, I'm really not sure. I'm not her babysitter.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
[color="gray"]Bitchfight and I miss it. Well thanks for the heads up there. ::dlaugh::
I love seeing girls fight. It is just so wrong.
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- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
She punched a shopper recently because she didn't like the bitch's attitude in the store, not being nice about moving her cart for Sinister to pass or something.
Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.
- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:But it is your own writing. You know what it is you're going to write, obviously, as you write it. It's like trying to tickle yourself and laughing.I've done that many times... it's the most fun when you're cracking yourself up. ::dunno::
You write something, stop and then laugh out loud alone, in front of your computer? Really? Are you demented?
Doesn't that make you ever so slightly retarded?
Do you tell yourself jokes and then laugh? If so, in front of the mirror?
Some mental organization needs to take some of the government's bailout money and conduct a study on you.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
It never stops there. A girl tells you she punched a girl but your mind tells you there is more to it than that. It runs through the scenario from punch to hair pull to rolling on the floor in rapture with shredded clothing
Then they blame us for drooling.....?
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:She punched a shopper recently because she didn't like the bitch's attitude in the store, not being nice about moving her cart for Sinister to pass or something.
Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
Shy Guy Wrote:It never stops there. A girl tells you she punched a girl but your mind tells you there is more to it than that. It runs through the scenario from punch to hair pull to rolling on the floor in rapture with shredded clothing
Then they blame us for drooling.....?
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:She punched a shopper recently because she didn't like the bitch's attitude in the store, not being nice about moving her cart for Sinister to pass or something.
Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.
I wanna be there when they make up. ::banana::
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
He was trying for the epic win but came off pedantic and whiny.
Basically if you see something is a funny light and laugh even as you type your take on a person, event or situation, you are laughing about that person, event or situation.
OnBendedknee is trying to indicate that a person chuckling gleefully to themselves or laughing out loud is laughing at joke they made up. Not entirely right but why let facts get in the way of a good story.
The real question is....as we all percieve what is humourous to us and do not control what we find amusing, is laughing at what we find amusing strange behaviour?
Shit for Brains not only thinks so but has voted himself for it being one of the best posts yesterday. I think pretty much the rest of humanity wouldn't BUT then he has got a small penis.
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:But it is your own writing. You know what it is you're going to write, obviously, as you write it. It's like trying to tickle yourself and laughing.I've done that many times... it's the most fun when you're cracking yourself up. ::dunno::
[color="orange"]You write something, stop and then laugh out loud alone, in front of your computer?[/color] Really? Are you demented?
Doesn't that make you ever so slightly retarded?
Do you tell yourself jokes and then laugh? If so, in front of the mirror?
Some mental organization needs to take some of the government's bailout money and conduct a study on you.
- Fry Guy - 02-10-2009
Holding the camera
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Shy Guy Wrote:It never stops there. A girl tells you she punched a girl but your mind tells you there is more to it than that. It runs through the scenario from punch to hair pull to rolling on the floor in rapture with shredded clothing
Then they blame us for drooling.....?
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:She punched a shopper recently because she didn't like the bitch's attitude in the store, not being nice about moving her cart for Sinister to pass or something.
Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.
I wanna be there when they make up. ::banana::