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- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Sinister Wrote:The gun is blocking what looks like an excellent kill zone shot. Is that what I'm seeing? How far away was she? Was she broadside, quartering away, what?

You are correct Sinister. The first one was at 125 yards, lets see in metric it would be...who gives a fuck. And the second poor little creature was only 75 yards out. They didn't stand a chance. They had no idea I was hiding there by that tree lying in wait.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Now poopy is that any way to talk to a friend. I am ashamed of you. And with the temps being -3*f here today I had to wear a sweatshirt and my leather and vest just to try to cover my overwhelmingly huge gut.


- Cynical Ninja - 12-07-2008

F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:Now poopy is that any way to talk to a friend. I am ashamed of you. And with the temps being -3*f here today I had to wear a sweatshirt and my leather and vest just to try to cover my overwhelmingly huge gut.

::blink::


Are you coming on to me?, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm straight.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:Now poopy is that any way to talk to a friend. I am ashamed of you. And with the temps being -3*f here today I had to wear a sweatshirt and my leather and vest just to try to cover my overwhelmingly huge gut.

::blink::


Are you coming on to me?, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm straight.

Oh my, heavens sake NO poopy. I am not that way either. Now see there is something slse we have in common.


- ihatefucktards - 12-07-2008

I have to say the look of blood on the snow really is the best thing EVER.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I recognise that hilarious mullet, that beer belly and those 80's shades anywhere!

Hello 911JB! ::flip::

How about we reminisce about the good old days using the medium of rhyme again you witless prick?
Now poopy ya had to go and let the cat outa the bag didn't you. There were still some here that did not know who I was. Shame on you poopy , SHAME!!!!


- AnonyMoose - 12-07-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I recognise that hilarious mullet, that beer belly and those 80's shades anywhere!
That was a scary glimpse into the past, wasn't it?FU looks like Hall and Oates after a year of subsiting on Double Woppers. ::lmao::




- Sinister - 12-07-2008

Did it really take Poophole this long to figure out who you are??? Would you like that info deleted, FU? Probably pointless to do so since the asshat Poophole would just re-post it.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

No problem there Sin . Whats done is done.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:That was a scary glimpse into the past, wasn't it?FU looks like Hall and Oates after a year of subsiting on Double Woppers. ::lmao::

I know moose, I have really let myself go haven't I. And how the hell did ya know I liked Burger King? At least there I get it My Way.


- AnonyMoose - 12-07-2008

F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:I know moose, I have really let myself go haven't I. And how the hell did ya know I liked Burger King? At least there I get it My Way.
The mullet is only a haircut away from being fixed. And you need 30 minutes on a the treadmill every day and to have your credit card taken away. You obviously can't say no when you drive by Dairy Queen.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:The mullet is only a haircut away from being fixed. And you need 30 minutes on a the treadmill every day and to have your credit card taken away. You obviously can't say no when you drive by Dairy Queen.

Yes yes, You have found yet another of my weaknesses, Dairy Queen. But sorry, I am a cash only kinda guy. I hate credit cards. If I cant pay for it cash, I dont need it is how I see it.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I recognise that hilarious mullet, that beer belly and those 80's shades anywhere!

Hello 911JB! ::flip::

How about we reminisce about the good old days using the medium of rhyme again you witless prick?
Hey Poophole, here's an Idea, since I am not afraid to post my ugly mug for all to see. How about you pull up your ninja underoos and do the same. I am sure everyone here is just dying to see what Mr Perfect looks like. I know I am.
Please.............. Pretty Please!!!!!!!!!!!



- Maggot - 12-07-2008

Last year at the county fair I kept walking past the Derry Queen it was hot out and everyone was sweating, it was dusty and the smell of cowshit and hay was like a fog. The Derry Queen sat on a swing with a sun dress on as the sun set behind her I thought that would be great. To be behind her pushing her in that swing.


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Awwwww, Poopy, come on man.
Personally I wanted to show my wife your picture in hopes it would make her HOT, and all wet & drippy like. Come on now poopster, help a brotha out will ya?


- Sinister - 12-07-2008

F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:brotha
Shame on you, J. In reference to that fucktard??? SHAME!!!!! ::hmph::





- Duchess - 12-07-2008

I'm so glad I came into this thread on the wrong page & missed those particular pics but, the rest of this is all good41


- F.U. - 12-07-2008

Come on Poophole, think of the public service you would be doing. I mean think of all us married guys out here that may get laid. And all those women that you will make all tingly in their nether regions. And what about all the carpet munchers that might just go straight because the have finally seen Mr Perfect. Come on pal, Take one for the team already will ya?


- sally - 12-07-2008

F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I recognise that hilarious mullet, that beer belly and those 80's shades anywhere!

Hello 911JB! ::flip::

How about we reminisce about the good old days using the medium of rhyme again you witless prick?
Hey Poophole, here's an Idea, since I am not afraid to post my ugly mug for all to see. How about you pull up your ninja underoos and do the same. I am sure everyone here is just dying to see what Mr Perfect looks like. I know I am.
Please.............. Pretty Please!!!!!!!!!!!

Youremind me of across between Ted Nugent and Meatloaf. Meatloaf the singer, not the ground meat concoction.

OP was hit with the ugly stick pretty bad so I doubt he'll show a picture. He goes to the dentist twice a year, once for each tooth.



- F.U. - 12-07-2008

sally Wrote:[user=44]F.U. Dont ask again[/user] wrote:
Youremind me of across between Ted Nugent and Meatloaf. Meatloaf the singer, not the ground meat concoction.
Made me laugh at myself, got my vote.