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- sally - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Well can you blame him? He cant let his little Sinister sycophant down. Sorry Moose, butyou failed on that one.AnonyMoose Wrote:sally Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:If your brain functioned at a higher level than the kotex that is shoved into your blood dispenser; you might realize that aligning yourself with the noob whipping slut is getting you nowhere.You're jerking off right now, arent ya? Sicko stalker::jerk2::
That's it? Are you letting the 3rd graders in the recess yard help you?
Face it Sally; it was wrong of those ladies you stood in the cold with last year protesting the inprisonment of Martha Stewart to send you here. They only wanted to shut you up because they didn't want to give you the internet address of their FreeMartha website.Maybe you looked too much like something Michael Phelp's mother shat out in China. You should be torturing them with your Forest Gump comebacks; not making innocents here suffer. I suggest you just save the 10 cents per minute you are forking out for 56K dialup and focus on trying to get a better understanding of why your genes cause Phenylketonuria in fetuses every time the rubber yourtrick is using breaks.
Ok, NOW you're trying too hard.
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008
I think that twatsicle is losing his touch.
- ramseycat - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:I think that twatsicle is losing his touch.Nerdfucks like him have no touch. Trust me, his wife told me all about his pencil dick and that he cums in 5 seconds if she even LOOKS at him. Again, we have Moosefuck the orignal Revenge of the Nerds star here. Too bad he will never get the validation he seeks. Whenever anyone from the internet sees him in person, they piss themselves from laughing at him. If he was oh so important and worked for a fortune 500 company and blah blah blah, why does he have to work 3 jobs to support his 6 brats? And why does he have so much time to be on a board like this? Or the interest even?
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008
woo! you got my vote.
Moose=unimportant "white collar" that makes him self feel good by "mocking" soup chickens. He probably really is a blue collar, overweight man that has mold in the folds of his fat. He sits on here playing WOW while beating his cheesewheel. A+ guy I tell you!
- AnonyMoose - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Thats all you have?
I see you altered your picture as soon as the Dracula accusations flew. Low self esteem, eh? Put back the old picture - those spider craw hands and ugly mustache were much more interesting than the cropped down acne shotyou have now.
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008
Naw, I just would rather have you have to stare at my eyes. Better yet. I have something better for you...
- ramseycat - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:woo! you got my vote.
Moose=unimportant "white collar" that makes him self feel good by "mocking" soup chickens. He probably really is a blue collar, overweight man that has mold in the folds of his fat. He sits on here playing WOW while beating his cheesewheel. A+ guy I tell you!
Well hells bells! I got a vote. I voted for you to Taint. Sounds like everyone is starting to see just what a loser Moosefuck really is. And I for one find it highly entertaining.
mold in his fold of fat!! BWHWHWHWHAAAHAHAHA dayum, that cracked me right the fuck up.
- LuMPyPussy - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:mold in the folds of his fat.Oh my god. ::lmao::
- El Mayo - 12-05-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:mold in the folds of his fat.Oh my god. ::lmao::
Yeah that.
Oh and cheesewheel? ::lmao::
- El Mayo - 12-05-2008
ramseycat Wrote:Sounds like everyone is starting to see just what a loser Moosefuck really is.I don't think that's necessarily true.
- Sinister - 12-05-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:I've been thinking the same thing about Sinister.Sinister Wrote:Oh.....OH, you think you can take my Moose on? Please....PLEASE do us all a favor and give it your all. Give it your best shot. Put all you have into it. Because all you have is a drop of piss in a bucket compared to what my Moose can dish out. Had you done your reasearch before hand, you would have known this. <Yoda voice> A formidable opponent, Moose is! </Yoda voice>You need to pull your head out of Moose's ass.
A weak, pathetic adversary, you are.
sally +1
It really makes me laugh out loud to see members here trying to take shots at me because Moose impresses me, but it's even funnier to see a virgin bitch try that.
Moose - at one point or another - has bitch-slapped and verbally crushed every single person here, myself included. Not many can get away with that with me, so yeah, he does impress me and all you other bitches are 9 shades of green that you don't have the imagination for bitch-slapping that he does. ::finger::
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 12-05-2008
Verbally crushed?
Nice try, but no.
- Sinister - 12-05-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- LuMPyPussy - 12-05-2008
Sinister Wrote:You're right, his peer pressure jibe to me was humiliating.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- El Mayo - 12-05-2008
Sinister Wrote:WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
But haven't you heard? Perception IS reality. If it's on the internet is MUST be true.
::lmao::
- sally - 12-05-2008
Sinister Wrote:Well Moose almighty seems pretty gentle so far.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- LuMPyPussy - 12-05-2008
sally Wrote:He's been running amok in the parts of the forum you don't have access to yet... he'll get back to you, I'm sure.Sinister Wrote:Well Moose almighty seems pretty gentle so far.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- El Mayo - 12-05-2008
sally Wrote:You'll be whistling a different tune when you get an antler in the eye.Sinister Wrote:Well Moose almighty seems pretty gentle so far.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- sally - 12-05-2008
El Mayo Wrote:Well he'll have to get his moose knuckle off sinisters chin first.sally Wrote:You'll be whistling a different tune when you get an antler in the eye.Sinister Wrote:Well Moose almighty seems pretty gentle so far.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.
- Sinister - 12-05-2008
sally Wrote:Swiping other's attempts at mocking the Moose cracks me up. Now I'm gonna cut you loose into the forum and receive your share of shit. This thread has gone on long enough and you bore me. Go bore somoene else. Stand by for access.El Mayo Wrote:Well he'll have to get his moose knuckle off sinisters chin first.sally Wrote:You'll be whistling a different tune when you get an antler in the eye.Sinister Wrote:Well Moose almighty seems pretty gentle so far.WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Verbally crushed?Perceived reality. He holds back on no one.
Nice try, but no.