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- The Antagonist - 09-09-2009
At least it's not Spam and Cheeze Doodles. I remain human.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:At least it's not Spam and Cheeze Doodles. I remain human.
The difference between an old 35mm picture and a pristine digital camera is obvious yes.
Although in your case perhaps digital clarity is the last thing you need.
- The Antagonist - 09-09-2009
Just so you know, I am a professional cosmetologist - just in case you forgot that.
That means I know hair color. Natural and dyed.
I also know that "FAIR" is not a hair color. You can stomp your feet all you want, proclaim 35 mm clarity all you want, but reality is you have red or in the red family hair.
The pic of me in Jamaica is a scanned image from 35mm film. So eat shit on your digital vs. 35 mm clarity.
I get clearer images off my old SLR than any digital I have. That's why they invented the digital slr - to compensate for what is lacking in regular digital cameras.
But you keep trying.... it's a noble effort on your part.
- BROTHER - 09-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Just so you know, I am a professional cosmetologist - just in case you forgot that.CARNAK and BFSSF "THE ALL KNOWING"
That means I know hair color. Natural and dyed.
I also know that "FAIR" is not a hair color. You can stomp your feet all you want, proclaim 35 mm clarity all you want, but reality is you have red or in the red family hair.
The pic of me in Jamaica is a scanned image from 35mm film. So eat shit on your digital vs. 35 mm clarity.
I get clearer images off my old SLR than any digital I have. That's why they invented the digital slr - to compensate for what is lacking in regular digital cameras.
But you keep trying.... it's a noble effort on your part.
![[Image: carnak.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/angry_in_t_o/carnak.jpg)
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Just so you know, I am a professional cosmetologist - just in case you forgot that.
Truly there is no end to your alleged talents is there?.
It doesn't matter what I say you seem to have been there, done it, climbed it, talked to it, fucked it, killed it, painted it, you truly are a jack of all trades or a major bullshit artist.
I'm guessing bullshit artist because we have already established you can lie as easy as breathing.
I have fair hair, get over it jealous bitch.
- The Antagonist - 09-09-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Just so you know, I am a professional cosmetologist - just in case you forgot that.
Truly there is no end to your alleged talents is there?.
It doesn't matter what I say you seem to have been there, done it, climbed it, talked to it, fucked it, killed it, painted it, you truly are a jack of all trades or a major bullshit artist.
I'm guessing bullshit artist because we have already established you can lie as easy as breathing.
I have fair hair, get over it jealous bitch.
You seem to boast the same qualities. Time and again you continue to try to correct any one of us here.
Attached is a scanned image of my wallet copy of my license. Too fucking bad if you don't like that I blurred out the license number.
Edit to take out the pic now OP has seen it. I don't need that plastered all over the internet.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
Looks like a pretty poor counterfeit job to me smooch face.
What proof do I have that you are "Joan Walker"?
I must be really getting to you,I've gotyou rifling through your personal papers now!
::bigg::::aww::
- The Antagonist - 09-09-2009
Easy, hit the state board of cosmetology in NJ and ask.
If they give you an address that you can pm me instead of posting it openly, I'll verify it.
I've also pointed out at 24 and her that my last name is Walker. Does it bother you that I have an English surname? Yes it does.
As for rifling through my papers, not really. I got my wallet next to me, took all of 5 seconds to dig it out.
Do a search for my name. Lots of hits I'm sure you'll find. better yet, hit the donate button on this link.... it'll take you to some paypal link with my name.
Edit: same thing - edited to take out some info that needs not be here now.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Easy, hit the state board of cosmetology in NJ and ask.
If they give you an address that you can pm me instead of posting it openly, I'll verify it.
I've also pointed out at 24 and her that my last name is Walker. Does it bother you that I have an English surname? Yes it does.
As for rifling through my papers, not really. I got my wallet next to me, took all of 5 seconds to dig it out.
Do a search for my name. Lots of hits I'm sure you'll find. better yet, hit the donate button on this link.... it'll take you to some paypal link with my name.
I had no idea what your real name is nor did I give a fuck.
Does it bother me you have an English surname?, no, you seem quite intelligent so that doesn't come as much of a surprise.
5 seconds to dig, thenscan, then upload, then photograph, then........::thumbs::
Don't deny you are ecstatic I am back, I complete you.
- The Antagonist - 09-09-2009
Sorry, you certainly do not complete me. I'd rather put a fork in my eye if that were the case.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
Fuck, even I would want to put a fork in my eye if he completed you.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
Publc notice, so I am not accused of evildoing: I edited out a link in OP's post due to sensitivities over things and stuff like that.
- BROTHER - 09-09-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Publc notice, so I am not accused of evildoing: I edited out a link in OP's post due to sensitivities over things and stuff like that.OH,,,,btw,,,,Did you know Scrunch Face (Smoochie, I think it was originaly Scrunchie and I went soft along the way and made it Smoooch Face) anyways did she ever tell you that she was "STATE CERTIFIED"professional cosmetologist ?:shock:
- LuMPyPussy - 09-09-2009
She studies stars?
- BROTHER - 09-09-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:She studies stars?she keeps all answers"hermetically sealed inside a mayonnaise jar underneath Funk & Wagnalls' porch since noon yesterday").
- Cynical Ninja - 09-10-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Publc notice, so I am not accused of evildoing: I edited out a link in OP's post due to sensitivities over things and stuff like that.
Editing my posts already fuckhole?
What was so terrible about the link I posted?
Did antbitch send you a whinging PM?
::aww::
- LuMPyPussy - 09-10-2009
I thought public sites were acceptable fodder here.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-10-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I thought public sites were acceptable fodder here.
Now, now lumpy, you seem to have forgotten Frank has his own little seperate rulebook for me.
Rules for mock and rules for OP at mock.
- Middle Finger - 09-10-2009
Example: if one of you really wanted me to take a link out one time for some valid reason I'd probably do it. However if people started posting a link that was public I would not go around editing it out because one member preferred otherwise. It's a more a one-time favor when it is a public link like that. Or else, I would have to start editing out all public and normally OK links for people - which is not happening! Once in a while I am just nice ... even to you, OP. In fact, I've been too nice to you in the past, you complaining troll-sack.
- The Antagonist - 09-10-2009
I asked him to take it out because I already took it out myself in my own original post.
You had enough time to check it. It linked to my paypal account and I didn't want my pay pal link so easily found on this site.
Yes it is a public link but I didn't want it so easily found due to the fact it is attached to my bank account.
Don't like that? Tough shit. It wasn't your words that were edited anyway.