Today, I've come to talk to you about Jesus

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Today, I've come to talk to you about Jesus - Printable Version

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- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008

you bore me. youwritea fucking monologue and expect me to care. you should go back to that cesspit where you came from. and ill tell you what you should fucking do you stupid slut. if i ever meet you on the streets, im gonna flay you like a banana. then we'll see whose a fucking cocky cunt.

oh, antagonist, i have no idea what 'opie' means. all im getting is the Office for Entomological Information, which isnt right.

- Middle Finger - 07-30-2008

Zenith Wrote:[quote=cheesegrater]why the fuck are you giving me -4?

it's not even you who decides who gets through, so stop acting like your something your not. you've only been a mock member for a few weeks, so stop acting like you own the place.

-100 to you for being a stupid little slut.

i wonder what the fish smelt like before you went for a swim in the sea.

Oh for fuck sake... Waaaaa-waaaaa-waaaaa He's crying again! When you're done, GO SUCK YOUR MOMMY'S TIT BITCH. Maybe it'll make you feel better.

Get this sorry ass, dickless, shit for brains motherfucker [color="blue"][b]OFF THE GODDAMN FORUM

- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008

im bored. nothing happens. bye.

- Middle Finger - 07-30-2008

While being tortured and held in captivity, no one cares if you're bored. I do hope Sinister sees fit to deem you OK for transfer soon. But that's me. Meanwhile, shut your mouth, newbie bitch!

- The Antagonist - 07-30-2008

cheesegrater Wrote:oh, antagonist, i have no idea what 'opie' means. all im getting is the Office for Entomological Information, which isnt right.

Opie is a moniker given to OP (ordinary peephole) - but you actually got a good reply considering you had no idea!

He is a bug.I am greatly amused by your accidental yet accurate finding. ::lmao::

I was commenting to him how much of a TOOL he is.

Opie is a nickname, plain and simple.

- Zenith - 07-30-2008

cheesegrater Wrote:im bored. nothing happens. bye.

I swear to the Dark Lords of the underverse, if that pussy ass bitch cake comes back to this goddamn forum, I hope the DEMON BITCH sinks her goddamn steal bladed quick witted and belittling literary vangs so deep into his fucking ostentatious little dim-witted ego that the little cunt sore bastard runs crying like the little bitch that he really is to his alcoholic mom and his sodomized, wife beating, dead beat dad. That bitch is nauseous.

- Zenith - 07-30-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I know that seems like a lot of gratuitous shit, but I chuckled, what can I say ..

What, in the name of [color="blue"][insert word] [/color]do you mean by this MF? In this little hell dome, nothing is unwarranted.

So then, I pray you, tell me what the fuck you meant by this statement...fuckfinger.

Hmmm? ::bigg::

- Middle Finger - 07-30-2008

Zenith Wrote:
cheesegrater Wrote:im bored. nothing happens. bye.
I swear to the Dark Lords of the underverse, if that pussy ass bitch cake comes back to this goddamn forum...

::laugh::

- Middle Finger - 07-30-2008

Zenith Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I know that seems like a lot of gratuitous shit, but I chuckled, what can I say ..
What, in the name of [color="blue"][insert word] [/color]do you mean by this MF? In this little hell dome, nothing is unwarranted.

So then, I pray you, tell me what the fuck you meant by this statement...fuckfinger.

Hmmm? ::bigg::

I meant that many ordinary people would deem that as a lot of gratuitous cursing and name-calling, but I saw it as art. :cool:

- LuMPyPussy - 07-30-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I know that seems like a lot of gratuitous shit, but I chuckled, what can I say ..
What, in the name of [insert word] do you mean by this MF? In this little hell dome, nothing is unwarranted.

So then, I pray you, tell me what the fuck you meant by this statement...fuckfinger.

Hmmm? ::bigg::

I meant that many ordinary people would deem that as a lot of gratuitous cursing and name-calling, but I saw it as art. :cool:

So how's Zenith's ass crack smell? You liking it up there?

- Sinister - 07-30-2008

cheesegrater Wrote:4. stop trying to assrape this 'demon bitch' you are talking about. im sure she dosnt want a pathetic loner constantly attempted to ass fuck her.

Not only would I end her for trying it, I don't need some brainless preachy new fish bitch speaking for me.

Try that again and you will hold the record for longest stay in newbie hell.

- Middle Finger - 07-30-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I know that seems like a lot of gratuitous shit, but I chuckled, what can I say ..
What, in the name of [color="blue"][insert word] [/color]do you mean by this MF? In this little hell dome, nothing is unwarranted.

So then, I pray you, tell me what the fuck you meant by this statement...fuckfinger.

Hmmm? ::bigg::

I meant that many ordinary people would deem that as a lot of gratuitous cursing and name-calling, but I saw it as art. :cool:
So how's Zenith's ass crack smell? You liking it up there?

It's OK. Thanks for asking.

- Zenith - 07-30-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I know that seems like a lot of gratuitous shit, but I chuckled, what can I say ..
What, in the name of [color="blue"][insert word] [/color]do you mean by this MF? In this little hell dome, nothing is unwarranted.

So then, I pray you, tell me what the fuck you meant by this statement...fuckfinger.

Hmmm? ::bigg::

I meant that many ordinary people would deem that as a lot of gratuitous cursing and name-calling, but I saw it as art. :cool:

O-i-c,

Then for that you have my gratitude Sire ::hail:: From my vantage point, gratuitous remarks are the staple 'round these parts, you betcha!

- Zenith - 07-30-2008

[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:

Quote:So how's Zenith's ass crack smell? You liking it up there?

Oh Poopy, you might not be first up there, but you can certainly be next, alrighty sweetie??

::bigg::I save a nice soft ass cheek for you lay your obedient head against as you inhale deeply and float into nirvana...hahahaha

::lmao::

- Sinister - 08-01-2008

Hey cheesedick.....your boring and inane intro is being closed since you haven't been back within my timeframe. Start over if you come back. Don't like that? Don't come back.