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- LuMPyPussy - 08-16-2009
Duchess Wrote:Ima slut.Fixed it for you. ::thumbs::
- Duchess - 08-16-2009
::finger::
- Middle Finger - 08-16-2009
You sound great, Duchess. I'm a slut in the bedroom, too.
Ignore the lonely, frustrated, gross and low-class lumpy-ass cat bitch.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-16-2009
You're right, I'll try to act high class and announce I'm a slut in the bedroom. Brilliant.
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
Now why would I even care about saying I'm a slut in the bedroom in an anonymous forum where no one even knows me ?...It's not like I'm going to come face to face with any of you at the next dinner party I attend...And further more, given that it's only my man that is seeing that side of me, in our bedroom, what the fuck is wrong with that ?...You don't actually think that the general public sees the side of me that I show in here, do you ?...That would be a big, hell no.
- The Antagonist - 08-17-2009
Duchess Wrote:Now why would I even care about saying I'm a slut in the bedroom in an anonymous forum where no one even knows me ?...It's not like I'm going to come face to face with any of you at the next dinner party I attend...And further more, given that it's only my man that is seeing that side of me, in our bedroom, what the fuck is wrong with that ?...You don't actually think that the general public sees the side of me that I show in here, do you ?...That would be a big, hell no.One of the keys to a healthy relationship IS to be a slut in the bedroom - that goes for both partners. Duchess, I wouldn't care if I did know you outside the forums and knew that information too. It's healthy and normal and I wouldn't judge anyone for it. In fact, I take it as a 'given' that everyone in a good marriage feels this way about bedroom antics.
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
Bedroom antics ~ ::bravo::
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess, I wouldn't care if I did know you outside the forums and knew that information too. It's healthy and normal and I wouldn't judge anyone for it.Thank you for saying so, Ant...My closest friends see that side of me & feel the same way...I never considered it could be a "bad" thing until SOMEONE TRIED TO MAKE ME FEEL DIRTY !
- The Antagonist - 08-17-2009
why are we up this early?
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
This is my normal hour for getting up, it's my favorite time of day...I get most of my work done before many people are even out of bed & then I get to have the rest of the day to do what I want...It's one of the great pleasures I have from working out of my home...Why are you up so early ?
- Maggot - 08-17-2009
Happy Monday!::banana::
- The Antagonist - 08-17-2009
Duchess Wrote:This is my normal hour for getting up, it's my favorite time of day...I get most of my work done before many people are even out of bed & then I get to have the rest of the day to do what I want...It's one of the great pleasures I have from working out of my home...Why are you up so early ?I've been up since 4 - someone was snoring like there are 100 Harley's with straight pipes in my bed ::irk::
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:I've been up since 4 - someone was snoring like there are 100 Harley's with straight pipes in my bed ::irk::
Hahahaha...I know that sound !
I grit my teeth & Cowboy plugs my nose so I have to open my mouth to breathe...Strangely enough, I have never woken up as he was doing that, if I had, I would prolly think he was trying to kill me.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-17-2009
Duchess Wrote:Blame Frank for using you to make me feel like there's something wrong with me for NOT being in a relationship and announcing every chance I get how much I like to fuck. ::dunno::The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess, I wouldn't care if I did know you outside the forums and knew that information too. It's healthy and normal and I wouldn't judge anyone for it.Thank you for saying so, Ant...My closest friends see that side of me & feel the same way...I never considered it could be a "bad" thing until SOMEONE TRIED TO MAKE ME FEEL DIRTY !
- The Antagonist - 08-17-2009
Duchess Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:I've been up since 4 - someone was snoring like there are 100 Harley's with straight pipes in my bed ::irk::
Hahahaha...I know that sound !
I grit my teeth & Cowboy plugs my nose so I have to open my mouth to breathe...Strangely enough, I have never woken up as he was doing that, if I had, I would prolly think he was trying to kill me.
Matt snores with his mouth shut, I do that to him to try to open his mouth and stop, but all he does is try to get air but never opens his mouth! It's hysterical really.
Why don't you get one of those mouth guards to stop you from gritting?
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Blame Frank for using you to make me feel like there's something wrong with me for NOT being in a relationship and announcing every chance I get how much I like to fuck. ::dunno::There is NOTHING wrong with not being in a relationship, not one damn thing !...You don't owe anyone an explanation on why you choose not to be & I feel certain that it is YOUR choice and not because you are lacking in some area...Your humor is brilliant, you're cute and very smart AND you are financially independant, all very attractive qualities.
- sally - 08-17-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:So you basically wear a tube top around your ass? Man, what a hoochie you are.I think it would be cute as a bathing suit.
- Middle Finger - 08-17-2009
Duchess Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess, I wouldn't care if I did know you outside the forums and knew that information too. It's healthy and normal and I wouldn't judge anyone for it.Thank you for saying so, Ant...My closest friends see that side of me & feel the same way...I never considered it could be a "bad" thing until SOMEONE TRIED TO MAKE ME FEEL DIRTY !
It's a good thing, like Ant said. Only jealous, lonely, frustrated cat-bitches would dare to make you feel dirty or bad for that.
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
sally Wrote:It's very cute for hanging out by the pool & it's 10 in. long, not 3., I know that doesn't make much of a difference but, I wanted to throw that out there...That's what us sluts do, we put it out there. ::dlaugh::LuMPyPussy Wrote:So you basically wear a tube top around your ass? Man, what a hoochie you are.I think it would be cute as a bathing suit.
- Duchess - 08-17-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Only jealous, lonely, frustrated cat-bitches would dare to make you feel dirty or bad for that.You're going to make her hate me all over again. :(