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RE: Hi - LuMPyPussy - 11-28-2009
(11-28-2009, 02:41 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:(11-28-2009, 02:28 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: What the fuck are eyelash extensions? Is that a new term for fake eyelashes?
http://www.lashoutpro.com/eyelash_extension_faq.html
surf around.... I wouldn't do it.
That's just weird as hell! And inch long eyelashes look so natural, what a great idea. ::lol::
RE: Hi - LuMPyPussy - 11-28-2009
(11-28-2009, 04:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(11-28-2009, 02:28 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: What the fuck are eyelash extensions? Is that a new term for fake eyelashes?
It's ridiculous what women will do to look better. They even have a prescription liquid you can put on your eyelashes that is supposed to make them grow longer and thicker. No way I am putting some medicine like that near my eyes.
I've seen that damn commercial about a thousand times thanks to Hulu.com... Brooke Shields dancing like a dork, fluttering her eyelashes at some faceless man... caution, product can darken your eyelids AND eyes. That's insane, just for thicker eyelashes?
RE: Hi - twisteroo - 11-28-2009
Oh, but us men notice the eyes first, the window to the soul.....blah, blah, blah....I notice a fat rack and the caboose.
RE: Hi - ramseycat - 11-28-2009
Exactly Lumpy, no way I am putting that shit on my eyes.
RE: Hi - The Antagonist - 11-28-2009
I think it makes them look like animae creatures. Fucking creepy and weird.
RE: Hi - SyberBitch - 11-28-2009
(11-28-2009, 11:00 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: What? This is the first thing you noticed Ramsey using weird slang for?
She's used "vaca" for vacation
"vag" instead of vagina
"Mutha Fucka" instead of mother-fucker
"yea" instead of yeah
I find it to appear lazy rather than "continental".
When she starts using "pressie" instead of present then we'll know she's trying to be "continental". Until then, I'm standing by lazy. But having chocolate mouse for breaky was pretty fucking funny.
How much you wanna bet she DOES say 'pressie'? ::giggle::
RE: Hi - SyberBitch - 11-28-2009
(11-28-2009, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I thought this was the place to let your hair down so to speak.
I had the most horrible mental image from that statement.
RE: Hi - SyberBitch - 11-28-2009
(11-28-2009, 04:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(11-28-2009, 02:28 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: What the fuck are eyelash extensions? Is that a new term for fake eyelashes?
It's ridiculous what women will do to look better. They even have a prescription liquid you can put on your eyelashes that is supposed to make them grow longer and thicker. No way I am putting some medicine like that near my eyes.
Yes, and one of the 'side effects' is PERMANENTLY darkened irises. ::blink::
Yeah, that's worth it.
RE: Hi - Middle Finger - 11-29-2009
(11-28-2009, 03:53 PM)sally Wrote:(11-28-2009, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh give me a break. I said breaky instead of breakfast. Is it a requirement to be formal around here? I thought this was the place to let your hair down so to speak. Let the fun side out. You peeps are way to uptight. And yes I said peeps on purpose.
You would be good material for Saturday night live or Mad TV. You could be the annoying, plump, middle aged office lady that talks in a combination of a teenager and gangster rap.
That was fantastic ... so true, that does sound like a good character.