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RE: get ready for big bad bitch - thekid65 - 02-07-2010

(02-07-2010, 01:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...86

O come'on now.. that was funny!


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - SyberBitch - 02-07-2010

(02-07-2010, 01:14 PM)thekid65 Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Those pix made me smile...If there are no horses in heaven, I'm not going...My horses have furry winter coats, I never put blankets on them & they are all barefoot too...The racehorses wear blankets tho.

Of course there are horses in heaven. All the puppy dogs up there have to eat, dont they? 115

That was sick as hell... but funny. 86


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - SyberBitch - 02-07-2010

(02-07-2010, 01:24 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Would you think that was funny if you lived in the effected areas?

I dunno, maybe I'm losing my sense of humor. Smiley_emoticons_slash

I think I would... but then I have a weird sense of humor.

It also seems to me, that the area he's talking about usually gets more snow than that...


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Duchess - 02-07-2010



I took a plethora of gorgeous snow pix & I can't get the bitchin' things uploaded to the goddamn photosharing site...Fuck...Today has sucked all the way around...I'm still in my pj's for christssake and it's 1:30 in the friggin' afternoon...I've lost my internet connection prolly a dozen times & I haven't been able to say a complete sentence without the word fuck in it...Ima having a bad day...52



RE: get ready for big bad bitch - D - 02-07-2010

*comfort*


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - The Antagonist - 02-07-2010

That imbecile of a weather man thinks this is awful? Is he kidding me? This is not as awful as he made it sound. I got 3 feet and they just got us plowed on the streets.

February '01 was worse. A much deeper snowfall.

14 inches of snow at a clip in the winter in the North East is normal. Occasionally we get a big bad blizzard and that averages to around every 6 years or so. We were way overdue for this one.

If you live in an area that gets a regular snowy winter why does everyone act all suprised when it snows? Get a grip.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Maggot - 02-07-2010

(02-07-2010, 04:28 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: That imbecile of a weather man thinks this is awful? Is he kidding me? This is not as awful as he made it sound. I got 3 feet and they just got us plowed on the streets.

February '01 was worse. A much deeper snowfall.

14 inches of snow at a clip in the winter in the North East is normal. Occasionally we get a big bad blizzard and that averages to around every 6 years or so. We were way overdue for this one.

If you live in an area that gets a regular snowy winter why does everyone act all suprised when it snows? Get a grip.

Those are mostly out-of-staters doing all the crying. They move in and start bleating so they can scrounge up some sympathy.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - The Antagonist - 02-07-2010

Then they need to go back to Florida and other southern states and STFU. Fucking babies. It's not like this is the middle of South Dakota in 1863 for shit's sake! We don't get snowed in for more than a couple hours now!


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Jamminitin - 02-08-2010

We are now getting constant snow. Sounds like it is going to be about 14 inches or so, so not enough to stay home just enough to make it miserable to drive in. 52


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Jamminitin - 02-08-2010

WOO-HOO!! Snow day for me. I am closing down shop and staying home. They updated it to 20 inches.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - WhiskeyTaintgo - 02-08-2010

Lucky

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RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Middle Finger - 02-08-2010

Supposed to get a blizzard, 10 inches or so, on Wednesday.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - thekid65 - 02-08-2010

So blizzard is the new gay term for cock up your ass, MF?


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Middle Finger - 02-08-2010

No, it's the new term for what my cock, pumped by ass-muscles, can do.

Usage example: MF did a blizzard on Duchess.

Usage example: Lumpy took a blizzard from MF.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Cynical Ninja - 02-08-2010

MF did a blizzard on his body pillow instead of wife as usual.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Middle Finger - 02-08-2010

OP caught a blizzard from one of his European male friends.

OP did a blizzard while reading the latest comic book issue of Captain America.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Cynical Ninja - 02-08-2010

(02-08-2010, 11:59 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: OP caught a blizzard from one of his European male friends.

OP did a blizzard while reading the latest comic book issue of Captain America.

So now comic books are gay, Mr "My wish - to have very cool mutant powers"?

Does your moustached wife like washing the covers of your blizzard stained body pillows?


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - Middle Finger - 02-08-2010

You must have slipped on your gun-ban-compliant self-defense water balloon stash. I never said comic books are gay.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - SyberBitch - 02-08-2010

(02-07-2010, 04:28 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: 14 inches of snow at a clip in the winter in the North East is normal. Occasionally we get a big bad blizzard and that averages to around every 6 years or so. We were way overdue for this one.

That's why I was surprised at the clip Lumpy posted of the guy being all dramatic about the snowfall. I think it was from somewhere in the NE.

We hardly ended up with anything (though the ice was kind of bad). And hey, guess what? MORE SNOW IN THE FORECAST. 22

This is an unusually snowy winter for this area.


RE: get ready for big bad bitch - SyberBitch - 02-08-2010

(02-07-2010, 10:14 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Then they need to go back to Florida and other southern states and STFU. Fucking babies. It's not like this is the middle of South Dakota in 1863 for shit's sake! We don't get snowed in for more than a couple hours now!

::lol:: WE have been known to get snowed in for up to a week here.

The December snow was pretty bad, but they actually got it cleared off in a few days. I thought it was pretty fast, considering everything. I heard that all of the snow plows (except 2 or 3 of them) were broken down. Dumbasses... 22