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RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Duchess - 12-03-2010
Old Quebec City ~ one of my favorite places in all the land.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - IMaDick - 12-03-2010
(12-02-2010, 10:33 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:(11-30-2010, 07:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: And you don't know that a Christ doesn't exist, what's your point?
That it's ridiculous to pretend to know the details of someone that may not have even existed, or worse, to know the details of their magic on bad or non-existent evidence. Stop adding to the world's problems by validating toxic text and superstition you dopey burrito bitch.
Let's get this straight spunker, while you stand and shoot your loads on the wall, the rest of the world goes on.
for you to stand and proclaim to be an athiest, keep in mind denial of God in itself proclaims His existence, for a man cannot deny that which does not exist.
nor can an agnostic speak against and deny the power of God without proclaiming that power exists in God without making himself into a fool.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Cracker - 12-03-2010
I think God gets pissed and baby Jesus cries when people argue over them.
The only intelligent things ever uttered by a Christian were written by C.S. Lewis. It's all been stupid shit since him.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Duchess - 12-04-2010
I passed a bell ringer today & then felt bad because I didn't throw anything in the kettle.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Cracker - 12-04-2010
(12-04-2010, 02:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I passed a bell ringer today & then felt bad because I didn't throw anything in the kettle.
I give to people I know who need it. I know them. They need it. I don't feel bad if the bell ringers don't get to skim my donation. They can fuck off.
OK, I do give to a few charities. I also write that shit off every year. The bell ringers can still fuck off unless they have receipt books.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Lady Cop - 12-05-2010
Dave Barry's annual gift guide is always good for a laugh~~
click:
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/12/05/1957997/dave-barrys-guide-to-holiday-gifts.html
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - IMaDick - 12-05-2010
(12-03-2010, 06:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think God gets pissed and baby Jesus cries when people argue over them.
The only intelligent things ever uttered by a Christian were written by C.S. Lewis. It's all been stupid shit since him.
Jesus was 35 when he was crucified. And the Father sent Him here for the sake of arguement.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - sally - 12-05-2010
(12-04-2010, 02:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I passed a bell ringer today & then felt bad because I didn't throw anything in the kettle.
You can't save the world. I already give enough to St. Jude's, the bastards keep sending me pictures of children with cancer and their heartbreaking story to go along with it.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Cracker - 12-05-2010
(12-05-2010, 08:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Jesus was 35 when he was crucified. And the Father sent Him here for the sake of arguement.
Is this your truly held belief? Because I'll leave it alone if it is.
Without being too sacrilegious, it might have been kinder to send a magick (nope, still stupid as shit) coin.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Lady Cop - 12-07-2010
it's a Charlie Brown tree~~
but Charlie's was real
Daily Mail
Families all over the country follow the same annual tradition of getting the artificial Christmas tree out of its box when the time comes to put up the decorations.
But the Parker family has been doing it longer than any other because they are still using a tree they first bought in 1886.
Complete with the original baubles and tinsel, their 14 inch tree is in its 124th year and has been authenticated as the world's oldest imitation Christmas tree.
It cost six pence when it was bought in the mid-Victorian era but was last valued at £1,000 by experts at the Antiques Road Show in 2005.
Owner Paul Parker received the delicate ornament after his mother, Janet, passed away at the age of 69 in 2008, and is the third generation of his family to enjoy it.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - Maggot - 12-07-2010
Well, THAT saves alot of time.
RE: *THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD* - bampton - 12-07-2010
I LOVE that old tree! What a treasure!
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - Lady Cop - 12-07-2010
lobster pots and santa with lobster buddies in Maine~~
photos by Robert Dennis
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - Lady Cop - 12-07-2010
getting the common ready on the Cape...
Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a dump truck!
and someone's tasteful front yard. :B
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - BlueTiki - 12-08-2010
Maggot -
If you're interested I'll book a table, bring your wife and we'll make it a threesome!
http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dining/articles/2010/12/07/20101207caffe-boa-offering-an-all-reindeer-menu-over-christmas.html
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - Maggot - 12-08-2010
(12-08-2010, 12:10 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Maggot -
If you're interested I'll book a table, bring your wife and we'll make it a threesome!
http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dining/articles/2010/12/07/20101207caffe-boa-offering-an-all-reindeer-menu-over-christmas.html
I hardly know you......what makes you think I will even click your "link" ?
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - BlueTiki - 12-08-2010
(12-08-2010, 12:14 AM)Maggot Wrote:(12-08-2010, 12:10 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Maggot -
If you're interested I'll book a table, bring your wife and we'll make it a threesome!
http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dining/articles/2010/12/07/20101207caffe-boa-offering-an-all-reindeer-menu-over-christmas.html
I hardly know you......what makes you think I will even click your "link"
Okay . . . then I'll eat the reindeer all by myself!
What's your credit card number? It's for the tip.
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - Maggot - 12-08-2010
Massa caad 0 viza?
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - username - 12-08-2010
(12-08-2010, 12:14 AM)Maggot Wrote:(12-08-2010, 12:10 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Maggot -
If you're interested I'll book a table, bring your wife and we'll make it a threesome!
http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dining/articles/2010/12/07/20101207caffe-boa-offering-an-all-reindeer-menu-over-christmas.html
I hardly know you......what makes you think I will even click your "link" ?
100% sure Maggot clicked on that link.
RE: * BAH HUMBUG * - Lady Cop - 12-08-2010
these seem so innocent today!
from UK Telegraph
A jolly cheeky Christmas
Christmas cards by prolific artist Donald McGill
Museum uncovers collection of saucy cards by 1900s artist Donald McGill.
link:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/8188621/Saucy-Donald-McGill-Christmas-cards-discovered.html